Why you should eat Biblical apple

[Ethel mermania]

Cocaine is Columbia's way of saying "white man has too much money".

And not even a sempiternal War On Drugs will change that, no matter how much tax payer's money you waste on it.

Just ask Ric James.

[Jabberwocky]

If Christ died for my sins, am I not then morally obligated to commit them?
(Apologies to Jules Pfeiffer)

[Hurdergaryp]

If Christ died for my sins, am I not then morally obligated to commit them?
(Apologies to Jules Pfeiffer)

According to that logic (a word I use reluctantly whenever entering the field of theology), being without sin would be the most antichristian thing ever.

[VVerkia]

I don't care about sin or not. I have my own sense of my guilt. How other view, speak, see me doesn't matter. It can hurt, but it's more problem of these who claim false accusations or try/pretend to be more saint then they are, put on me more guilt and don't see or don't care ow own logs. I have low self-esteem so even my splinters seem to my as logs. I just wait for time, where all of them will be burn along with me, and i just stop exist in all kind of realities.

[Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire]

Absolutely. Apples are a delicious and healthy part of a balanced nutritional diet.

[Shanghai industrial complex]

It's an apple.If there is an apple in front of you, don't ask why,just eat it!

[Hurdergaryp]

It's an apple.If there is an apple in front of you, don't ask why,just eat it!

But what if it's a poison apple?

[La Xinga]

It's an apple.If there is an apple in front of you, don't ask why,just eat it!

But what if it's a poison apple?

den dey die

[The Alma Mater]

It's an apple.If there is an apple in front of you, don't ask why,just eat it!

Because it is not an apple but an unnamed fruit. That is scary

[La Xinga]

It's an apple.If there is an apple in front of you, don't ask why,just eat it!

Because it is not an apple but an unnamed fruit. That is scary

I heard it was an esrog.

[The Alma Mater]

Because it is not an apple but an unnamed fruit. That is scary

I heard it was an esrog.

Possible. But considering they covered themselves with figleaves, a fig is more likely.

But we will never know. I however choose it to be a tomato.

[Rosmana]

I voted yes because apples are tasty. Although I think the actual forbidden fruit was supposed to be something else.

Mango probably.

[Hurdergaryp]

I voted yes because apples are tasty. Although I think the actual forbidden fruit was supposed to be something else.

Mango probably.

Let's go nuts and assume it was a pineapple.

[La Xinga]

Mango probably.

Let's go nuts and assume it was a pineapple.

On pizza! Pineapple on pizza growing on trees. Of wisdom.

Not to go off topic, but........

Isn't this a sign that pineapple should go on pizza, if it grows on a tree of life, wisdom?

[Rosmana]

Mango probably.

Let's go nuts and assume it was a pineapple.

Or a Durian.

[Ethel mermania]

Let's go nuts and assume it was a pineapple.

Or a Durian.

If they cracked open a Durian, they should have been thrown out of the garden of eden.

[Genivaria]

It's an apple.If there is an apple in front of you, don't ask why,just eat it!

But what if it's a poison apple?

Is there a sign that says Poison near it?

[Genivaria]

Mango probably.

Let's go nuts and assume it was a pineapple.

Well now I know I'd be safe, Pineapples are disgusting.

[Thepeopl]

Let's go nuts and assume it was a pineapple.

Well now I know I'd be safe, Pineapples are disgusting.

I think you made a typo..

Pineapples are digesting.

[Rosmana]

Or a Durian.

If they cracked open a Durian, they should have been thrown out of the garden of eden.

Indeed.

[Hurdergaryp]

But what if it's a poison apple?

Is there a sign that says Poison near it?

Writing was not yet invented by God when his pet project stumbled around in the Garden of Eden.

[Ethel mermania]

Is there a sign that says Poison near it?

Writing was not yet invented by God when his pet project stumbled around in the Garden of Eden.

Good point, he should be fined. One of the below should have been posted.

[Katganistan]

For humans, yes.
For animals, food is a powerful motivator.
My father did not believe me when he told me, "I fed that stray cat, she looked hungry," and I told him, "We now have a cat."

Ten years we had her because she ended up inside after coming to the door every night and begging for food, until the day my father decided it was too cold outside and she became (for the most part) a housecat.

I like your dad.

He was an amazing person, and I miss him.

[The Black Forrest]

I like your dad.

He was an amazing person, and I miss him.

He was a cool dude. I take abandoned cats all the time.

[Katganistan]

Well now I know I'd be safe, Pineapples are disgusting.

I think you made a typo..

Pineapples are digesting.

You're still typoing. The word you're looking for is delicious (even if their enzymes are partly digesting us as we eat them).