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Kowani wrote:

Kannap wrote:
the "ht" in https always gives it away.

Kannap, cybersecurity called. They want you to never touch a computer again.

Jokes on them, I'm touching one right now

Kannap wrote:

Heloin wrote:Always remember to hand out your Social Security number to anyone who asks and your mothers maiden name.

And the street you grew up on, your father's birthplace, your first pet's name and the name of your first grade teacher

I don't think Americans could spell my first grade teachers name so I'm safe.

Kannap wrote:

Kowani wrote:Kannap, cybersecurity called. They want you to never touch a computer again.

Jokes on them, I'm touching one right now

I'm blaming you for any and all power outages ever.

Kowani wrote:

Kannap wrote:
Jokes on them, I'm touching one right now

I'm blaming you for any and all power outages ever.

As you should. It's a lot of work to take down those power grids.

Kowani wrote:

Kannap wrote:
Jokes on them, I'm touching one right now

I'm blaming you for any and all power outages ever.

It is I, the stranger in the night who cuts the power lines with hedge clippers

Kannap wrote:

Kowani wrote:I'm blaming you for any and all power outages ever.

It is I, the stranger in the night who cuts the power lines with hedge clippers

So your the bastard that shut off my power when I was in the shower!

Kannap wrote:

Kowani wrote:I'm blaming you for any and all power outages ever.

It is I, the stranger in the night who cuts the power lines with hedge clippers

Please stop terrorizing California, we're already on fire

Kannap wrote:

Kowani wrote:I'm blaming you for any and all power outages ever.

It is I, the stranger in the night who cuts the power lines with hedge clippers

Oh, that's totally getting sigged.

Cordel One wrote:

Kannap wrote:
It is I, the stranger in the night who cuts the power lines with hedge clippers

Please stop terrorizing California, we're already on fire

We're always on fire.

Andsed wrote:

Kannap wrote:
It is I, the stranger in the night who cuts the power lines with hedge clippers

So your the bastard that shut off my power when I was in the shower!

I was saving your life! Electricity and water don't mix well.

Cordel One wrote:

Kannap wrote:
It is I, the stranger in the night who cuts the power lines with hedge clippers

Please stop terrorizing California, we're already on fire

Sagging power lines can't start forest fires if I remove all the power lines.

Kowani wrote:

Cordel One wrote:Please stop terrorizing California, we're already on fire

We're always on fire.

In the words of a well renowned philosopher: "My world's on fire, how about yours?"

Kannap wrote:

Andsed wrote:So your the bastard that shut off my power when I was in the shower!

I was saving your life! Electricity and water don't mix well.

It was like 10 PM and my lights went off because of you! It was so dark in there I thought I was recreating that scene from Psycho!

Andsed wrote:

Kannap wrote:
I was saving your life! Electricity and water don't mix well.

It was like 10 PM and my lights went off because of you! It was so dark in there I thought I was recreating that scene from Psycho!

Or maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair.
Because I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!

Atheris wrote:

Andsed wrote:It was like 10 PM and my lights went off because of you! It was so dark in there I thought I was recreating that scene from Psycho!

Or maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair.
Because I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!

Washing ones hair in the shower is the greatest struggle tbh. Like you either get freaked out by nothing, or open your eyes and get soap in there and then writhe in agony.

Andsed wrote:

Atheris wrote:Or maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair.
Because I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!

Washing ones hair in the shower is the greatest struggle tbh. Like you either get freaked out by nothing, or open your eyes and get soap in there and then writhe in agony.

Did you miss the reference? It was a reference to Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell and Michael Jackson.

Kannap wrote:

Kowani wrote:We're always on fire.

In the words of a well renowned philosopher: "My world's on fire, how about yours?"

Not currently, but give it time. When the flames of the end claim us all, no suffering shall remain. Only ashes and charred remains.

Hurdergaryp wrote:

Kannap wrote:In the words of a well renowned philosopher: "My world's on fire, how about yours?"

Not currently, but give it time. When the flames of the end claim us all, no suffering shall remain. Only ashes and charred remains.

You can always count on Hurd for a pep talk.

Hurdergaryp wrote:

Kannap wrote:In the words of a well renowned philosopher: "My world's on fire, how about yours?"

Not currently, but give it time. When the flames of the end claim us all, no suffering shall remain. Only ashes and charred remains.

You should come with me to the end of the world.

Kowani wrote:

Cordel One wrote:Please stop terrorizing California, we're already on fire

We're always on fire.

Buy a fiddle.

Valrifell wrote:

Kowani wrote:We're always on fire.

Buy a fiddle.

My musical talent is less than that of 6ix9ine.

Kowani wrote:

Valrifell wrote:
Buy a fiddle.

My musical talent is less than that of 6ix9ine.

Oh wow, you must really be beyond help, huh.

Kowani wrote:

Valrifell wrote:
Buy a fiddle.

My musical talent is less than that of 6ix9ine.

How can someone be less talented than I guy who rhymes YouTube with youtube?

No really, he did in the song Tati when he says "Spank em on camera. Do it on youtube. Stupid lil dumb nigga now you on youtube."

Kowani wrote:

Valrifell wrote:
Buy a fiddle.

My musical talent is less than that of 6ix9ine.

The majority of fiddles are made of wood, so if you're on fire it really won't matter if you can play the fiddle or not.

Kannap wrote:

Kowani wrote:My musical talent is less than that of 6ix9ine.

The majority of fiddles are made of wood, so if you're on fire it really won't matter if you can play the fiddle or not.

And that varnish burns real pretty.