TET: Snail Riders, Charge!

[Antibuda]

You want to keep the fuckin' Warriors? You could get one of the great international teams of Cricket or one of the only Rugby teams that's beaten the All Blacks but you'd want our Football team?

America's not worth, I'd rather become a state of Australia to that.

Good to establish expectations straight in the door, America is clusterfuck full of shit, welcome aboard.

Everyone else: lol america sucks it's all neckbeards and karens
America: we know

[Andsed]

God has some real fucking nerve making Bears so goddamm floofy. Like does he expect me to look at them and not want to give them belly rubs?

[Heloin]

God has some real fucking nerve making Bears so goddamm floofy. Like does he expect me to look at them and not want to give them belly rubs?

[Kannap]

God has some real fucking nerve making Bears so goddamm floofy. Like does he expect me to look at them and not want to give them belly rubs?

Mankind made a mistake domesticating wolves instead of bears

[Andsed]

God has some real fucking nerve making Bears so goddamm floofy. Like does he expect me to look at them and not want to give them belly rubs?

You see? How the fuck is one supposed to look at that and not want to cuddle a bear? But no they have to be able to kill us with ease. Thanks God you fucking tease.

God has some real fucking nerve making Bears so goddamm floofy. Like does he expect me to look at them and not want to give them belly rubs?

Mankind made a mistake domesticating wolves instead of bears

Imagine riding a Bear into battle instead of a horse. Like how dope would that be? If the Poles can get a bear into their army then so can we.

[Geneviev]

More things I found when going through my school things from last year: A late work pass that I forgot about, so I turned in everything on time, a Christmas card, and the math exam where I lost 10 marks by forgetting about negatives.

God has some real fucking nerve making Bears so goddamm floofy. Like does he expect me to look at them and not want to give them belly rubs?

God works in mysterious ways. In this case, teddy bears.

[Kannap]

More things I found when going through my school things from last year: A late work pass that I forgot about, so I turned in everything on time, a Christmas card, and the math exam where I lost 10 marks by forgetting about negatives.

God has some real fucking nerve making Bears so goddamm floofy. Like does he expect me to look at them and not want to give them belly rubs?

God works in mysterious ways. In this case, teddy bears.

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Morris Michtom?"

[Geneviev]

More things I found when going through my school things from last year: A late work pass that I forgot about, so I turned in everything on time, a Christmas card, and the math exam where I lost 10 marks by forgetting about negatives.


God works in mysterious ways. In this case, teddy bears.

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Morris Michtom?"

Have you heard of the all-American prophet? The cuddly teddy bear voice of God?

[Heloin]

More things I found when going through my school things from last year: A late work pass that I forgot about, so I turned in everything on time, a Christmas card, and the math exam where I lost 10 marks by forgetting about negatives.

God has some real fucking nerve making Bears so goddamm floofy. Like does he expect me to look at them and not want to give them belly rubs?

God works in mysterious ways. In this case, teddy bears.

Winnie The Pooh, Winnie The Pooh
Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He's Winnie The Pooh, Winnie The Pooh
Willy, nilly, silly old bear

[Kannap]

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Morris Michtom?"

Have you heard of the all-American prophet? The cuddly teddy bear voice of God?

We'll build temples and altars of teddy bears, all in worship of our god. The only downside is his name is Morris. Could've picked a better named god tbh

[Atheris]

Good to establish expectations straight in the door, America is clusterfuck full of shit, welcome aboard.

Everyone else: lol america sucks it's all neckbeards and karens
America: we know

American: "america sucks lol"
American 2: *chad yes*

Foreigner: "america sucks lol"
American: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Ethel mermania]

Have you heard of the all-American prophet? The cuddly teddy bear voice of God?

We'll build temples and altars of teddy bears, all in worship of our god. The only downside is his name is Morris. Could've picked a better named god tbh

I vote for winnie.

[Atheris]

We'll build temples and altars of teddy bears, all in worship of our god. The only downside is his name is Morris. Could've picked a better named god tbh

I vote for winnie.

Oh, come on! Choose something cool and Latin like... like... Ursula, or something!

[Heloin]

We'll build temples and altars of teddy bears, all in worship of our god. The only downside is his name is Morris. Could've picked a better named god tbh

I vote for winnie.

[Ethel mermania]

I vote for winnie.

Oh, come on! Choose something cool and Latin like... like... Ursula, or something!

Ursula may still be copyright protected. I don't want to have to pay a royalty every time I pray to my god.

[Ethel mermania]

I vote for winnie.

Heh,
We did the kids rooms in Winnie the pooh. I have a cell from one of the movies.

[Kannap]

I vote for winnie.

We should all strive to be more like Winnie

[Thermodolia]

We'll build temples and altars of teddy bears, all in worship of our god. The only downside is his name is Morris. Could've picked a better named god tbh

I vote for winnie.

Now I got the theme song from the tv suck in my head. Which isn’t a bad thing at all

[Kannap]

Heh,
We did the kids rooms in Winnie the pooh. I have a cell from one of the movies.

My grandmother's name is Wini and she's always loved Winnie the Pooh.

She calls her home the [Number] Acre Wood, I forget how many acres of land they have, they live in a forest in the middle of nowhere. It's low double digits, not as impressive as the Hundred Acre Wood, no friendly tigers or owls or pigs or kangaroos.

[Heloin]

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Heh,
We did the kids rooms in Winnie the pooh. I have a cell from one of the movies.

That sounds amazing.

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We should all strive to be more like Winnie

It's how I try to spend every day of my life. I'm not crying, your crying.

[Nuroblav]

We should all strive to be more like Winnie

China may need a bit more time on that one.

[Kannap]

Finally got an update on a 5K I registered for that was supposed to happen in April. Until today they were hoping to reschedule but they finally declared it cancelled.

I can only get a 50% refund.

Now there's a second race that was also supposed to happen in April that I haven't heard anything back from.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Did anyone ever watch Totally Spies when they were younger? I did, and i recently came across some videos about the uh.. questionable things that happen in that show.

Boy it really was some serious fetish stuff now that i think back. Three young women who wear latex outfits who get tied up or chained up every other episode, getting turned into catgirls a couple of times, clover being mega thirsty. Some other.. things

Great stuff.

[Andsed]

Did anyone ever watch Totally Spies when they were younger? I did, and i recently came across some videos about the uh.. questionable things that happen in that show.

Boy it really was some serious fetish stuff now that i think back. Three young women who wear latex outfits who get tied up or chained up every other episode, getting turned into catgirls a couple of times, clover being mega thirsty. Some other.. things

Great stuff.

I thought that show was just a fever dream.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Did anyone ever watch Totally Spies when they were younger? I did, and i recently came across some videos about the uh.. questionable things that happen in that show.

Boy it really was some serious fetish stuff now that i think back. Three young women who wear latex outfits who get tied up or chained up every other episode, getting turned into catgirls a couple of times, clover being mega thirsty. Some other.. things

Great stuff.

I thought that show was just a fever dream.

Nah son it was real, and glorious.