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by Rojava Free State » Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:27 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Heloin » Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:33 pm
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by Ethel mermania » Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:17 pm
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by Dylar » Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:35 pm
St. Albert the Great wrote:"Natural science does not consist in ratifying what others have said, but in seeking the causes of phenomena."
Franko Tildon wrote:Fire washes the skin off the bone and the sin off the soul. It cleans away the dirt. And my momma didn't raise herself no dirty boy.
by Ethel mermania » Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:39 pm
by Ameriganastan » Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:07 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Luziyca » Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:48 pm
by The Free Joy State » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:27 pm
Geneviev wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:Children aren't malevolent. Especially small children. Generally, they genuinely just want answers. Answering their questions are how you help them internalise right from wrong.
Why is that such a bad thing? Why is a few moments' delay the worst thing in the world if it helps a child -- someone dependent on you -- gain understanding?
Actually, I truly didn't sit up reading half the night when I was a kid. But, then, while I did have a bedtime when I was little, I remember negotiating it with my parents to have ample time for both TV and reading (so that may have made a difference).
Speaking as a former child myself (or current child, depending on who is asked), they generally either don't really want answers or they will keep asking questions for hours. That would actually be a problem because it's a waste of time. They should be able to trust their parents instead.
by Infected Mushroom » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:37 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:This job application asked me to explain my gaps in employment, which soon will be going on 4 years.
Mom told me to lie that I took time off to look after my sick grandma.
...I don't think I've ever felt prouder to be related to her.
by Infected Mushroom » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:41 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:Xmara wrote:Thank you for the birthday wishes!
Really? Because I still feel really young. That’s why it baffles me so much that there are people my age who are getting married and having kids. One of my friends who is the same age as me got married today. Last week I found out an elementary school classmate of mine just had a baby, and another one is also getting married this summer.
I almost got married at 20. I'm glad I didn't or I would be even more miserable.
by Ameriganastan » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:43 pm
Infected Mushroom wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:This job application asked me to explain my gaps in employment, which soon will be going on 4 years.
Mom told me to lie that I took time off to look after my sick grandma.
...I don't think I've ever felt prouder to be related to her.
Are you a good liar though?
=)
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Infected Mushroom » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:43 pm
by Andsed » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:47 pm
by The Free Joy State » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:51 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:This job application asked me to explain my gaps in employment, which soon will be going on 4 years.
Mom told me to lie that I took time off to look after my sick grandma.
...I don't think I've ever felt prouder to be related to her.
by Ameriganastan » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:51 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by The Free Joy State » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:55 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, that's nothing. My whole life around town is a web of lies and exaggeration that I need to keep track of when I go places. Like that burger place near the hospital that thinks I speak German, the Kroger that thinks I own a motorcycle, the thrift store that thinks I work as a costumer for film...if I had the motivation, I'd be a great politician. Cause I can lie through my teeth.
by Ameriganastan » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:57 pm
The Free Joy State wrote:That's not something I'd personally admit to, but you do you.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Heloin » Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:02 pm
by The Free Joy State » Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:03 pm
Heloin wrote:Fresh out of college with grades straight from Hell
I browsed for a trade at which I could excel
An ad for a ship in need of some manning
Men, sails, and purpose, but lacking a captain
What luck, says I, to find such good fortune
A few white lies later, I ran down the pier
Bought me a coat and a cutlass or two
Jumped on the deck, and I yelled at the crew
Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!
What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!
Turn hard to port! (That's not port?) Now I've got it!
Trust me, I'm in control!
I can't sing the shanties, it has to be said
And all of that grog just goes right to my head
Whale meat is gross, and I miss a girl's laugh
Five weeks at sea, even Dave seems a catch!
Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!
What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!
Turn hard to port! (That's not port?) Now I've got it!
Trust me, I'm in control!
by Ameriganastan » Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:04 pm
Heloin wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:I will do me. I'm a lying scumbag, and I'm proud of it.Fresh out of college with grades straight from Hell
I browsed for a trade at which I could excel
An ad for a ship in need of some manning
Men, sails, and purpose, but lacking a captain
What luck, says I, to find such good fortune
A few white lies later, I ran down the pier
Bought me a coat and a cutlass or two
Jumped on the deck, and I yelled at the crew
Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!
What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!
Turn hard to port! (That's not port?) Now I've got it!
Trust me, I'm in control!
I can't sing the shanties, it has to be said
And all of that grog just goes right to my head
Whale meat is gross, and I miss a girl's laugh
Five weeks at sea, even Dave seems a catch!
Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!
What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!
Turn hard to port! (That's not port?) Now I've got it!
Trust me, I'm in control!
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Infected Mushroom » Sat Jul 18, 2020 9:08 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
0_0
Oh, that's nothing. My whole life around town is a web of lies and exaggeration that I need to keep track of when I go places. Like that burger place near the hospital that thinks I speak German, the Kroger that thinks I own a motorcycle, the thrift store that thinks I work as a costumer for film...if I had the motivation, I'd be a great politician. Cause I can lie through my teeth.
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