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Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:12 pm**

Ah the new thread smell. Really easy to snail down.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:12 pm**

I demand a refund because the last one didn't reach 500 pages.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:13 pm**

Kannap wrote:I demand a refund because the last one didn't reach 500 pages.

Farn just had a case of a premature thread creation today. Let it go.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:14 pm**

Kannap wrote:I demand a refund because the last one didn't reach 500 pages.

Oh god! Kannap is a Karen! Our ranks have been infiltrated!

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:14 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kannap wrote:I demand a refund because the last one didn't reach 500 pages.

Farn just had a case of a premature thread creation today. Let it go.

Farn might wanna see a doctor.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:14 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Farn just had a case of a premature thread creation today. Let it go.

Farn might wanna see a doctor.

This is starting to sound like a medicine commercial.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:25 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Farn might wanna see a doctor.

This is starting to sound like a medicine commercial.

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:26 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
This is starting to sound like a medicine commercial.

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:27 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

Better living through chemistry!

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:28 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:28 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

Lose hair where you want it, gain hair where you don't.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:28 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

Better living through chemistry!

So call your doctor now. Because Oopsies happen and you must dare to live.

*cue the lady enjoying herself at a smooth jazz concert*

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:28 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

In men, it may stop off on their backs.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:29 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:30 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
This is starting to sound like a medicine commercial.

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

Wait a minute, you never use blue text, at least not that I've seen, it used to be Monitor who used it.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:30 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kannap wrote:
It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

Does it have a swimming pool? Any good TARDIS needs a swimming pool.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:30 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kannap wrote:
It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

And a pool! But unfortunately the library is in the pool

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:31 pm**

Heloin wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

Does it have a swimming pool? Any good TARDIS needs a swimming pool.

Yes, but it’s taken her two years to complete. I guess in another timeline, cement is nonexistent.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:32 pm**

New thread!

I just got tested for the coronavirus, but the results will take a week.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:32 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

And a pool! But unfortunately the library is in the pool

Soggy book reading is a talent, I have to admit.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:32 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

And a pool! But unfortunately the library is in the pool

Soggy books though do preserve very well.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:35 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kannap wrote:
And a pool! But unfortunately the library is in the pool

Soggy book reading is a talent, I have to admit.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:35 pm**

Heloin wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Soggy book reading is a talent, I have to admit.

Alice, I’m reading my book with no pictures, so go follow the white rabbit.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:36 pm**

New TET, new me. Your opinions matter now.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:36 pm**

Heloin wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Soggy book reading is a talent, I have to admit.

I am now confused as to who the fuck would buy books for their kids to read in the bath. Like, surely it's not enough for these things to be popular.

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