TET: Snail Riders, Charge!

[Cordel One]

Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

I want Baby Shark to play at my funeral, but at a time decided by a random number generator.

I want a dramatic funeral, like maybe have my body dropped into a volcano by a fighter jet like a bomb. That's never gonna happen, though.

It might also be fun having my head mailed to an enemy

[The Novakian Empire]

Give your head to the Mafia. They'll put it in some rich dude's bed and he'll be all like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[La Paz de Los Ricos]

I want Baby Shark to play at my funeral, but at a time decided by a random number generator.

I want a dramatic funeral, like maybe have my body dropped into a volcano by a fighter jet like a bomb. That's never gonna happen, though.

It might also be fun having my head mailed to an enemy

I'm thinking of crucifixion.

Once I've passed, I'll have a bunch of buddies embalm me, hoist me up on a plywood cross, and parade me around America. No tears, just fun.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Maybe to you...

Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

Why Yes I do do do do do

[Kannap]

Maybe to you...

Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

It's not a bad camp song, but my favorite is Princess Pat. Boom Chicka Boom is another good one though.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

[Farnhamia]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

That helmet doesn't have a neck brace?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

That helmet doesn't have a neck brace?

We’ve gone through too many neck braces I’m afraid. At this point, one would think his neck is elastic. Not sure why he isn’t adapting.

[Dresderstan]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

Couldn't be worse than mine.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

Couldn't be worse than mine.

I think he just finds them confusing.

[Ethel mermania]

That helmet doesn't have a neck brace?

We’ve gone through too many neck braces I’m afraid. At this point, one would think his neck is elastic. Not sure why he isn’t adapting.

the sith are known for their stubbornness.

[Dresderstan]

Couldn't be worse than mine.

I think he just finds them confusing.

Hmmm how so?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I think he just finds them confusing.

Hmmm how so?

The changeability of it. He’s very set in his musical choices, I’m more of a weird one. One minute I’m listening to say, Breaking Benjamin, and the next I’m listening to traditional Irish music.

We’ve gone through too many neck braces I’m afraid. At this point, one would think his neck is elastic. Not sure why he isn’t adapting.

the sith are known for their stubbornness.

They deal in absolutes after all.

[Ethel mermania]

Hmmm how so?

The changeability of it. He’s very set in his musical choices, I’m more of a weird one. One minute I’m listening to say, Breaking Benjamin, and the next I’m listening to traditional Irish music.

the sith are known for their stubbornness.

They deal in absolutes after all.

Indeed, maybe you just like to see his neck snap?

[Dresderstan]

Hmmm how so?

The changeability of it. He’s very set in his musical choices, I’m more of a weird one. One minute I’m listening to say, Breaking Benjamin, and the next I’m listening to traditional Irish music.

the sith are known for their stubbornness.

They deal in absolutes after all.

Uh huh, interesting...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The changeability of it. He’s very set in his musical choices, I’m more of a weird one. One minute I’m listening to say, Breaking Benjamin, and the next I’m listening to traditional Irish music.



They deal in absolutes after all.

Indeed, maybe you just like to see his neck snap?

Maybe I just want to rebuild him, make him better. Like the 1 million pesos man.

The changeability of it. He’s very set in his musical choices, I’m more of a weird one. One minute I’m listening to say, Breaking Benjamin, and the next I’m listening to traditional Irish music.



They deal in absolutes after all.

Uh huh, interesting...

I find a guilty pleasure in setting him off that way, I’ll admit.

[Abserdia]

Hmmm how so?

The changeability of it. He’s very set in his musical choices, I’m more of a weird one. One minute I’m listening to say, Breaking Benjamin, and the next I’m listening to traditional Irish music.

the sith are known for their stubbornness.

They deal in absolutes after all.

Emo to Donkey Kong is a good one.

[Heloin]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

My girlfriend has been making the same complaint about my musical choice. Apparently going from the Irish Rovers to Oi Polloi in the same car ride is jarring.

[Farnhamia]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

My girlfriend has been making the same complaint about my musical choice. Apparently going from the Irish Rovers to Oi Polloi in the same car ride is jarring.

Music may be the food of love but some of it is past its sell-by date, methinks.

[Dresderstan]

My girlfriend has been making the same complaint about my musical choice. Apparently going from the Irish Rovers to Oi Polloi in the same car ride is jarring.

Music may be the food of love but some of it is past its sell-by date, methinks.

Uh huh, like what for example?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

My girlfriend has been making the same complaint about my musical choice. Apparently going from the Irish Rovers to Oi Polloi in the same car ride is jarring.

High five!

The changeability of it. He’s very set in his musical choices, I’m more of a weird one. One minute I’m listening to say, Breaking Benjamin, and the next I’m listening to traditional Irish music.



They deal in absolutes after all.

Emo to Donkey Kong is a good one.

Ooohhh, good one. Brooding MCR to Morning Musume.

[Xmara]

Today I found out that my college is continuing social distancing measures into the next semester.

I’m supposed to graduate next semester. Which means I might not get to walk with my college class.

[Abserdia]

My girlfriend has been making the same complaint about my musical choice. Apparently going from the Irish Rovers to Oi Polloi in the same car ride is jarring.

High five!

Emo to Donkey Kong is a good one.

Ooohhh, good one. Brooding MCR to Morning Musume.

Oh god. Thank you for mentioning MCR, I almost didn't come up with this.

"Welcome to the Stickerbush Symphony."

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

High five!



Ooohhh, good one. Brooding MCR to Morning Musume.

Oh god. Thank you for mentioning MCR, I almost didn't come up with this.

"Welcome to the Stickerbush Symphony."

Did they make that comeback last year or not? Can’t remember.

[Mathuvan Union]

I could be wrong but my music choices seem to give my husband whiplash.

My girlfriend has been making the same complaint about my musical choice. Apparently going from the Irish Rovers to Oi Polloi in the same car ride is jarring.

when I had one, she'd always get super confused as to why I listened to Queen, the Sex Pistols, and the Beatles in the same ride.
Prog Rock does not mix well with anything else.