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by **Mathuvan Union** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:08 am

Kowani wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:Pirated things never sound good. or look good. the graphics always look sh*t

you have achieved comedy

It was...elementary, my dear Union.

great, someone has realised I have 'Union' in my name. It can only go downhill from hear.

by **Heloin** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:08 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
Heloin wrote:I've tried to look for this game before and now I definitely know what I'm looking for. In my head I've combined Elite with either a pirated version or someone's homebrew copy of Sea War.

Pirated things never sound good. or look good. the graphics always look sh*t

What? No I just meant because it had a different name, the "Submarine Game" I had looks exactly like Sea War.

by **Mathuvan Union** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:09 am

Heloin wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:Pirated things never sound good. or look good. the graphics always look sh*t

What? No I just meant because it had a different name, the "Submarine Game" I had looks exactly like Sea War.

if you search up Submarine game you'll get some sh*t game from the 80s.

by **Abserdia** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:14 am

Heloin wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:Pirated things never sound good. or look good. the graphics always look sh*t

What? No I just meant because it had a different name, the "Submarine Game" I had looks exactly like Sea War.

Someone should tell Panda Software in Stoke-on-Trent about this pirated copy.

by **Mathuvan Union** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:15 am

Abserdia wrote:
Heloin wrote:What? No I just meant because it had a different name, the "Submarine Game" I had looks exactly like Sea War.

Someone should tell Panda Software in Stoke-on-Trent about this pirated copy.

the fact that you know that worries me.

by **Abserdia** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:20 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Someone should tell Panda Software in Stoke-on-Trent about this pirated copy.

the fact that you know that worries me.

It's in the magazine article and the box art.

by **Mathuvan Union** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:21 am

Abserdia wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:the fact that you know that worries me.

It's in the magazine article and the box art.

I do not pay attention to such details

by **Heloin** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:26 am

Mathuvan Union wrote:
Heloin wrote:What? No I just meant because it had a different name, the "Submarine Game" I had looks exactly like Sea War.

if you search up Submarine game you'll get some sh*t game from the 80s.

It's a game from the age when 16 colours where top of the line for the home market.

Abserdia wrote:
Heloin wrote:What? No I just meant because it had a different name, the "Submarine Game" I had looks exactly like Sea War.

Someone should tell Panda Software in Stoke-on-Trent about this pirated copy.

I'm sure they'll care anymore.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:32 am

Heloin wrote:
Mathuvan Union wrote:Pirated things never sound good. or look good. the graphics always look sh*t

What? No I just meant because it had a different name, the "Submarine Game" I had looks exactly like Sea War.

I use to play "Gato", on the PC.

by **Heloin** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:39 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Heloin wrote:What? No I just meant because it had a different name, the "Submarine Game" I had looks exactly like Sea War.

I use to play "Gato", on the PC.

Wasn't that game locked to the CPU clock speed for some ungodly reason?

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:41 am

Heloin wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
I use to play "Gato", on the PC.

Wasn't that game locked to the CPU clock speed for some ungodly reason?

I think so.

They really didn't know what they were doing back then.

by **Cordel One** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:43 am

Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

I don't think this warrants a thread int itself but still

by **West Leas Oros 2** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:43 am

Cordel One wrote:Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

I don't think this warrants a thread int itself but still

The 8th amendment wasn't prepared for this.

by **Heloin** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:44 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Heloin wrote:Wasn't that game locked to the CPU clock speed for some ungodly reason?

I think so.

They really didn't know what they were doing back then.

My favourite of that was in Leisure Suit Larry III. The workout minigame was tied to the clock speed so if you had a good computer it'd make you do like 2000 bench presses.

by **La Paz de Los Ricos** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:46 am

Cordel One wrote:Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

I don't think this warrants a thread int itself but still

I mean, any instance of Baby Shark being played out loud is punishment.

by **Nuroblav** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:46 am

Cordel One wrote:Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

I don't think this warrants a thread int itself but still

Misdemeanour charges do doo do do do do

by **Mathuvan Union** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:52 am

Nuroblav wrote:
Cordel One wrote:Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

I don't think this warrants a thread int itself but still

Misdemeanour charges do doo do do do do

I never thought america would go this far...

by **La Paz de Los Ricos** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:52 am

Cordel One wrote:Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

I don't think this warrants a thread int itself but still

Also, from the Times:

"“Baby Shark” was played on repeat, through a computer, while the inmate was forced to listen to it."

I'd like to know, was it being routed through some decent-quality external speakers, or was the inmate subjected to the crustiest, most canned Baby Shark direct from the little speakers on the computer?

by **Mathuvan Union** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:55 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Cordel One wrote:Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

I don't think this warrants a thread int itself but still

Also, from the Times:

"“Baby Shark” was played on repeat, through a computer, while the inmate was forced to listen to it."

I'd like to know, was it being routed through some decent-quality external speakers, or was the inmate subjected to the crustiest, most canned Baby Shark direct from the little speakers on the computer?

lets hope not.
that is cruelty.

by **Dresderstan** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:57 am

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Cordel One wrote:Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

I don't think this warrants a thread int itself but still

I mean, any instance of Baby Shark being played out loud is punishment.

Maybe to you...

by **La Paz de Los Ricos** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:01 pm

Dresderstan wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
I mean, any instance of Baby Shark being played out loud is punishment.

Maybe to you...

Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

by **Valrifell** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:03 pm

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Dresderstan wrote:Maybe to you...

Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

I want Baby Shark to play at my funeral, but at a time decided by a random number generator.

by **Dresderstan** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:05 pm

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Dresderstan wrote:Maybe to you...

Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

Yes.

by **La Paz de Los Ricos** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:09 pm

Valrifell wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

I want Baby Shark to play at my funeral, but at a time decided by a random number generator.

Play? From where? Will the headstone double as a weatherproof speaker?

Dresderstan wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

Yes.

Oh no. I gotta get outta here.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:14 pm

Valrifell wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Wait, do people actually like Baby Shark?

I want Baby Shark to play at my funeral, but at a time decided by a random number generator.

Screw the living.

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