TET: Snail Riders, Charge!

[Farnhamia]

Hooray for new math!

Well done youngling

They left out the part where he does the problem in base eight, which is just like base ten if you're missing two fingers.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Old Math: 46+23=69

New Math: First, you take the 3 and the 6, and because 3 is half of 6, then you have 0.5, but now you must plug these three numbers into the quadratic formula to get −0.0871291 and −1.91287, which must now be added to equal -0.69. Next, you take -0.69 and make it positive so it can be applicable in the Pythagorean Theorem, and then you have c=0.975420. These numbers add together, in the end, to 8, but this is one number short of the correct digit, so we are going to take 1 from the 4 to leave that as 39, then add 39 and 20 and then take that number and delete the 9 by placing it in the denominator so it cancels out. From there, we are to look at the 5 and steal back the 1, but after a series of proofs we will show that 5 is equal to 6, and we can replace the 5 with a 6 to get our final answer of 69.
Your homework is to complete page 69 (1-5; 7; 11; 14; 15; 18; 21; 15) and all of pages 70-300. The final test is tomorrow. Class dismissed.

[Geneviev]

Well done youngling

They left out the part where he does the problem in base eight, which is just like base ten if you're missing two fingers.

I knew I remembered something like that.

Take two.

[Farnhamia]

They left out the part where he does the problem in base eight, which is just like base ten if you're missing two fingers.

I knew I remembered something like that.

Take two.

[Alternamerica]

Why

I was too harsh to him in the past.

You were harsh?
Always fear the wrath of the gently patient, I suppose

[Geneviev]

I was too harsh to him in the past.

You were harsh?
Always fear the wrath of the gently patient, I suppose

I'm a little confused by that second sentence, but yes, I was harsh. It's the problem of being too quick to criticize people that you don't know.

[Heloin]

Well done youngling

I do my best.

It's a good song to listen to while working on (new) math.

Like people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living.
I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be
Making, oh, 3000 dollars a year just teaching.
Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into
Mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way,
And here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the
Great Russian mathematician Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky:

Who made me the genius I am today
The mathematician that others all quote?
Who's the professor that made me that way
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat?

One man deserves the credit
One man deserves the blame
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name
Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach...

I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize

Plagiarize!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize
Only be sure always to call it please "research"

And ever since I meet this man
My life is not the same
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name
Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach...

I am never forget the day
I am given first original paper to write
It was on analytic and algebraic topology
Of locally Euclidean metrization
Of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold
Bozhe moy!
This I know from nothing
What I'm going to do
I think of great Lobachevsky and get idea - haha!

I have a friend in Minsk
Who has a friend in Pinsk
Whose friend in Omsk
Has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk
His friend in Alexandrovsk
Has friend in Petropavlovsk
Whose friend somehow is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk

And when his work is done
Haha! Begins the fun
From Dnepropetrovsk to Petropavlovsk
By way of Iliysk and over Novorossiysk
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk
To Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run
Yes, to me the news will run!

And then I write by morning, night
And afternoon, and pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed
When he finds out I published first!

And who made me a big success
And brought me wealth and fame?
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name
Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachev...

I am never forget the day my first book is published
Every chapter I stole from somewhere else
Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory
This book was sensational!
Pravda - well, Pravda - Pravda said:
Zhil byl korol' kogda-to, Pri nem blokha zhila
It stinks
But Izvestia! Izvestia said:
Ya idu kuda sam tsar' idet peshkom
It stinks
Metro-Goldwyn Moskva buys the movie rights for six million rubles
Changing title to 'The Eternal Triangle'
With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse

And who deserves the credit?
And who deserves the blame?
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name!
Oy!

[Ethel mermania]

Well done youngling

I do my best.

It's a good song to listen to while working on (new) math.

I can barely do old math.

[Geneviev]

I do my best.

It's a good song to listen to while working on (new) math.

I can barely do old math.

As soon as I hit high school, I was really happy to leave behind new math. It makes old math really easy.

[Farnhamia]

I do my best.

It's a good song to listen to while working on (new) math.

Like people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living.
I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be
Making, oh, 3000 dollars a year just teaching.
Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into
Mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way,
And here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the
Great Russian mathematician Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky:

Who made me the genius I am today
The mathematician that others all quote?
Who's the professor that made me that way
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat?

One man deserves the credit
One man deserves the blame
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name
Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach...

I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize

Plagiarize!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize
Only be sure always to call it please "research"

And ever since I meet this man
My life is not the same
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name
Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobach...

I am never forget the day
I am given first original paper to write
It was on analytic and algebraic topology
Of locally Euclidean metrization
Of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold
Bozhe moy!
This I know from nothing
What I'm going to do
I think of great Lobachevsky and get idea - haha!

I have a friend in Minsk
Who has a friend in Pinsk
Whose friend in Omsk
Has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk
His friend in Alexandrovsk
Has friend in Petropavlovsk
Whose friend somehow is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk

And when his work is done
Haha! Begins the fun
From Dnepropetrovsk to Petropavlovsk
By way of Iliysk and over Novorossiysk
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk
To Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run
Yes, to me the news will run!

And then I write by morning, night
And afternoon, and pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed
When he finds out I published first!

And who made me a big success
And brought me wealth and fame?
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name
Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachev...

I am never forget the day my first book is published
Every chapter I stole from somewhere else
Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory
This book was sensational!
Pravda - well, Pravda - Pravda said:
Zhil byl korol' kogda-to, Pri nem blokha zhila
It stinks
But Izvestia! Izvestia said:
Ya idu kuda sam tsar' idet peshkom
It stinks
Metro-Goldwyn Moskva buys the movie rights for six million rubles
Changing title to 'The Eternal Triangle'
With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse

And who deserves the credit?
And who deserves the blame?
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name!
Oy!

Based on this, from Danny Kaye ... https://genius.com/Danny-kaye-stanislavsky-lyrics

[Ethel mermania]

I can barely do old math.

As soon as I hit high school, I was really happy to leave behind new math. It makes old math really easy.

and now I work in binary and hex, life is funny that way.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

I was too harsh to him in the past.

You were harsh?
Always fear the wrath of the gently patient, I suppose

Nah I'm the one who's too harsh at times. I told my friend Tyler I was gonna put his hands where his feet were if he ever called me esse again after a guy he knew called me a dumb Mexican and his wannabe cholo ass stood by and said nothing cause he only wants to be "Mexican" when it's cool and not when the racism starts (I'm not even Mexican but his goofy ass thinks anyone who speaks Spanish is Mexican).

[Geneviev]

As soon as I hit high school, I was really happy to leave behind new math. It makes old math really easy.

and now I work in binary and hex, life is funny that way.

Funny indeed. Also, obligatory pun:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Alternamerica]

I'm a little confused by that second sentence, but yes, I was harsh. It's the problem of being too quick to criticize people that you don't know.

Second sentence basically means the nice ones are the scariest to anger

Nah I'm the one who's too harsh at times. I told my friend Tyler I was gonna put his hands where his feet were if he ever called me esse again after a guy he knew called me a dumb Mexican and his wannabe cholo ass stood by and said nothing cause he only wants to be "Mexican" when it's cool and not when the racism starts (I'm not even Mexican but his goofy ass thinks anyone who speaks Spanish is Mexican).

Nah, those guys deserve the hit. Culture Grifters are never cool; a lot of people in Mexico don't even see Mexican-Americans as Mexicans, not even the second generation ones. Now, Irish-Irish, those guys are the most brutal toward their American descendants

[Geneviev]

I'm a little confused by that second sentence, but yes, I was harsh. It's the problem of being too quick to criticize people that you don't know.

Second sentence basically means the nice ones are the scariest to anger

Okay. That makes sense.

I try not be scary, but I'm probably not the best at that.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

I'm a little confused by that second sentence, but yes, I was harsh. It's the problem of being too quick to criticize people that you don't know.

Second sentence basically means the nice ones are the scariest to anger

Nah I'm the one who's too harsh at times. I told my friend Tyler I was gonna put his hands where his feet were if he ever called me esse again after a guy he knew called me a dumb Mexican and his wannabe cholo ass stood by and said nothing cause he only wants to be "Mexican" when it's cool and not when the racism starts (I'm not even Mexican but his goofy ass thinks anyone who speaks Spanish is Mexican).

Nah, those guys deserve the hit. Culture Grifters are never cool; a lot of people in Mexico don't even see Mexican-Americans as Mexicans, not even the second generation ones. Now, Irish-Irish, those guys are the most brutal toward their American descendants

He's a culture vulture. He wants to speak Spanish and eat Spanish food and take a spanish name and wear plaid and I want him to shut the hell his mouth.

And can he stop yelling Amor Del Ray all the time? Dude is gonna fuck around and end up in 10 pieces in someone's yard if he yells that in public.

[Infected Mushroom]

The new The Witches movie looks like it's going to be terrible from the trailer.

I'm disappointed.

[The Blaatschapen]

Old Math: 46+23=69

I do my best.

It's a good song to listen to while working on (new) math.

I can barely do old math.

So you do not know how to get to 69?

[Kowani]

Second sentence basically means the nice ones are the scariest to anger

Okay. That makes sense.

I try not be scary, but I'm probably not the best at that.

Somehow, I doubt you qualify as "scary."

[Centrialand]

I would submit a suggestion that allows you to undo your last issue legislation every 24 hours... but that wouldnt work well.

[The Holy Therns]

Second sentence basically means the nice ones are the scariest to anger

Okay. That makes sense.

I try not be scary, but I'm probably not the best at that.

Whatever gave you that impression?

[Valrifell]

and now I work in binary and hex, life is funny that way.

Funny indeed. Also, obligatory pun:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

That joke will never not make me chuckle.

[Mathuvan Union]

The new The Witches movie looks like it's going to be terrible from the trailer.

I'm disappointed.

Very disappointed. Roald Dahl deserves better.

[Mathuvan Union]

Funny indeed. Also, obligatory pun:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

That joke will never not make me chuckle.

I still regret chuckling at Blaat's joke

[Hurdergaryp]

That joke will never not make me chuckle.

I still regret chuckling at Blaat's joke

For you were almost thrown out of your institute of learning because of it, doomed to walk the earth uneducated.