TET: Snail Riders, Charge!

[Hurdergaryp]

Not sure why but binge watching night routine videos in YT has become my strange “hobby” of late.

Meanwhile I'm using the same channel to listen to Death Grips.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Not sure why but binge watching night routine videos in YT has become my strange “hobby” of late.

Meanwhile I'm using the same channel to listen to Death Grips.

It’s entertainment, all in all.

[Hurdergaryp]

Meanwhile I'm using the same channel to listen to Death Grips.

It’s entertainment, all in all.

At first I was listening to Bert and Ernie doing extreme drumming, which might have been a bit of an edit.

[Andsed]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

[Hurdergaryp]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

If the ultra-rich truly want to show empathy, they should start paying taxes.

[Heloin]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

Saying we're on a raft is pretty generous. I'd compare it that guy in Titanic who Jack turned away from the door Rose was on.

[Andsed]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

If the ultra-rich truly want to show empathy, they should start paying taxes.

Also actually paying and treating their employees decently would be nice.

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

Saying we're on a raft is pretty generous. I'd compare it that guy in Titanic who Jack turned away from the door Rose was on.

A much better comparison.

[Major-Tom]

Wait, Trump doesn't drink?

And here I thought the last four years were the results of a neverending drunken rampage.

Not a single drop. Mind you, he probably snorted a fair amount of coke in the eighties and nineties, as was common amongst the capitalist elite in those halcyon days of obscene profits and shameless greed.

There's a million rumors about any drugs Trump has or does take.

I genuinely believe he's a teetotaler who never touches the stuff, which makes sense. He's always been drunk on power and insanity, he doesn't really need anything else. Don Jr on the other hand? Coked out of his mind, for sure.

Interestingly, Biden is also a lifelong teetotaler.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

Jeff Bezos: Honestly we're all in the same b-

Me: WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

Not a single drop. Mind you, he probably snorted a fair amount of coke in the eighties and nineties, as was common amongst the capitalist elite in those halcyon days of obscene profits and shameless greed.

There's a million rumors about any drugs Trump has or does take.

I genuinely believe he's a teetotaler who never touches the stuff, which makes sense. He's always been drunk on power and insanity, he doesn't really need anything else. Don Jr on the other hand? Coked out of his mind, for sure.

Interestingly, Biden is also a lifelong teetotaler.

Many people who knew trump claimed he abused Adderall and cochise, and frankly some of his behavior suggests he still does. One day he's normal and the next he's having a spaz attack onstage.

The man bangs strippers. He probably does drugs too.

[Kowani]

As compared to now, where they’re a bunch of saints.

I can't imagine Jeff Bezos snorting coke honestly.

Probably smokes weed.

[New Visayan Islands]

There's a million rumors about any drugs Trump has or does take.

I genuinely believe he's a teetotaler who never touches the stuff, which makes sense. He's always been drunk on power and insanity, he doesn't really need anything else. Don Jr on the other hand? Coked out of his mind, for sure.

Interestingly, Biden is also a lifelong teetotaler.

Many people who knew trump claimed he abused Adderall and cochise, and frankly some of his behavior suggests he still does. One day he's normal and the next he's having a spaz attack onstage.

The man bangs strippers. He probably does drugs too.

Wait, how do you snort an Apache chief?

[Nuroblav]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

Reminds me of a fake article I came across: "Celebrities spell out 'We're in This Together' in their yachts"

[Nobel Hobos 2]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

Saying we're on a raft is pretty generous. I'd compare it that guy in Titanic who Jack turned away from the door Rose was on.

I'm on a raft. You're on an inflatable unicorn.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

Reminds me of a fake article I came across: "Celebrities spell out 'We're in This Together' in their yachts"

That's logical. They're not even in the same boat with each other.

[Gallade]

I always love it when billionaires try to relate to us and claim we are "all in the same boat." Like the fuck we are. Like Bezos, even if you lost like 99 percent of your wealth you would still have more money than countless people put together will ever have. If I lost 99 percent of my money I would be starving and homeless. The fuck do you mean we are "in the same boat." Your on a Nimitz-Class Carrier and the rest of us are on a fucking raft.

If the ultra-rich truly want to show empathy, they should start paying taxes.

Far too many better causes than those sea dikes of yours, how about a fruit basket instead.

[Hurdergaryp]

If the ultra-rich truly want to show empathy, they should start paying taxes.

Far too many better causes than those sea dikes of yours, how about a fruit basket instead.

As a net exporter of agricultural products, we are quite capable of producing produce as a nation, thank you very much.

[The Blaatschapen]

Far too many better causes than those sea dikes of yours, how about a fruit basket instead.

As a net exporter of agricultural products, we are quite capable of producing produce as a nation, thank you very much.

We hide our extra water inside the tomatoes we export. It's part of our survival strategy *nods*

[Gallade]

Far too many better causes than those sea dikes of yours, how about a fruit basket instead.

As a net exporter of agricultural products, we are quite capable of producing produce as a nation, thank you very much.

Well now you're just making it exceptionally difficult to contribute. Never satisfied!

[Hurdergaryp]

As a net exporter of agricultural products, we are quite capable of producing produce as a nation, thank you very much.

Well now you're just making it exceptionally difficult to contribute. Never satisfied!

Instead of being glad that starvation won't be the cause of the revolutionary spirit being reborn, you scold us. Not exactly a pro gamer move.

[Gallade]

Well now you're just making it exceptionally difficult to contribute. Never satisfied!

Instead of being glad that starvation won't be the cause of the revolutionary spirit being reborn, you scold us. Not exactly a pro gamer move.

Oh you know me, nothing if not a mediator.

[Nuroblav]

Finally got an about dispatch up

[Geneviev]

I didn't know the volume of your thoughts could change until now.

Finally got an about dispatch up

I completely agree on hot chocolate.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Saying we're on a raft is pretty generous. I'd compare it that guy in Titanic who Jack turned away from the door Rose was on.

I'm on a raft. You're on an inflatable unicorn.

I'm on a leaky inflatable kayak.

[Kannap]

How come girls get to call their girl friends girlfriends but boys don't get to call their boy friends boyfriends?