TET: Snail Riders, Charge!

[Borderlands of Rojava]

I wanna work on a factbook but idk what I should write

y'all got any ideas?

Poverty rate in your country.

[Heloin]

See that bottom left corner. Ever time I've ever taken any one of those tests I've been right there.

See where it says Hitler, move a foot above that.....

Amateur.

It ain't no mystery
If it's politics or histery
The thing you gotta know is
Everything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Everyone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!

[Ethel mermania]

See where it says Hitler, move a foot above that.....

Amateur.

It ain't no mystery
If it's politics or histery
The thing you gotta know is
Everything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Everyone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!

Catchy little tune. I like it


And the internet is back up. Would have been back hours ago. I forgot to power up the Verizon router.

[Ameriganastan]

They recalled my goddamn taquitos! One pansy gets salmonella, and now I can't have any. Jerk.

[Antibuda]

They recalled my goddamn taquitos! One pansy gets salmonella, and now I can't have any. Jerk.

Make your own. Just make a taco but... rounder?

[-Astoria-]

They recalled my goddamn taquitos! One pansy gets salmonella, and now I can't have any. Jerk.

You thought he was out looking for it?

[Names Are Too Hard]

They recalled my goddamn taquitos! One pansy gets salmonella, and now I can't have any. Jerk.

You thought he was out looking for it?

“I’m gonna eat 20 pounds of raw chicken so Ameri can’t have his taquitos.”

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

This day has been so long. I need tacos.

[Andsed]

You thought he was out looking for it?

“I’m gonna eat 20 pounds of raw chicken so Ameri can’t have his taquitos.”

So 20 pounds is the limit...

[Names Are Too Hard]

“I’m gonna eat 20 pounds of raw chicken so Ameri can’t have his taquitos.”

So 20 pounds is the limit...

Well, someone attempting to get salmonella would want to ensure it.

[Ethel mermania]

“I’m gonna eat 20 pounds of raw chicken so Ameri can’t have his taquitos.”

So 20 pounds is the limit...

Sounds like a challenge to me.

[Ethel mermania]

This day has been so long. I need tacos.

I have a craving for schwarma in a pita.

[Andsed]

So 20 pounds is the limit...

Sounds like a challenge to me.

What kind of weakling cannot eat 50 pounds of raw chicken?-Andsed's last words.

[Names Are Too Hard]

So 20 pounds is the limit...

Sounds like a challenge to me.

50 bucks says you can’t.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

This day has been so long. I need tacos.

I have a craving for schwarma in a pita.

Also delicious.

[Andsed]

Sounds like a challenge to me.

50 bucks says you can’t.

Bet.

[Names Are Too Hard]

50 bucks says you can’t.

Bet.

Dew it.

[Ethel mermania]

I have a craving for schwarma in a pita.

Also delicious.

, a falafel chain of one of my favorite falafel places opened up by me. I am thinking

<•<
>•>

lamb schwarma covered in tahani sauce tomorrow.

[Names Are Too Hard]

Also delicious.

, a falafel chain of one of my favorite falafel places opened up by me. I am thinking

<•<
>•>

lamb schwarma covered in tahani sauce tomorrow.

You monster!

[Kannap]

What's new TET?

[Heloin]

What's new TET?

I got some Chinese food.

[Abserdia]

What's new TET?

I learned about alternate numeral systems. You know, stuff like base-12, base-6, base-20, etc.

Gonna be honest, I'm not smart enough to understand most of it.
Just gonna stick with base-10, base-1, and base-2, which I'm never going to use because it's a useless skill.
Unless people start counting in finger binary. Then I'll be good to go.

[Dylar]

What's new TET?

Got a new Kalashnikov bayonet for my knife collection. And it was fairly cheap too!
You?

[Heloin]

What's new TET?

I learned about alternate numeral systems. You know, stuff like base-12, base-6, base-20, etc.

Gonna be honest, I'm not smart enough to understand most of it.
Just gonna stick with base-10, base-1, and base-2, which I'm never going to use because it's a useless skill.
Unless people start counting in finger binary. Then I'll be good to go.

The book that I got this problem out of wants you to do it in base
Eight. But don't panic! Base eight is just like base ten really -
If you're missing two fingers! Shall we have a go at it?
Hang on...

You can't take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the eights place.
Now that's really four eights,
So you make it three eights,
Regroup, and you change an eight to eight ones
And you add 'em to the two,
And you get one-two base eight,
Which is ten base ten,
And you take away three, that's seven.
Ok?

Now instead of four in the eights place
You've got three,
'Cause you added one,
That is to say, eight, to the two,
But you can't take seven from three,
So you look at the sixty-fours...

Sixty-four? "How did sixty-four get into it?" I hear you cry!
Well, sixty-four is eight squared, don't you see? Well, ya ask a
Silly question, ya get a silly answer!

From the three, you then use one
To make eight ones,
You add those ones to the three,
And you get one-three base eight,
Or, in other words,
In base ten you have eleven,
And you take away seven,
And seven from eleven is four!
Now go back to the sixty-fours,
You're left with two,
And you take away one from two,
And that leaves...?

Now, let's not always see the same hands!
One, that's right.
Whoever got one can stay after the show and clean the erasers.

Hooray for New Math,
New-hoo-hoo Math!
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!

Come back tomorrow night... we're gonna do fractions!

[Abserdia]

I learned about alternate numeral systems. You know, stuff like base-12, base-6, base-20, etc.

Gonna be honest, I'm not smart enough to understand most of it.
Just gonna stick with base-10, base-1, and base-2, which I'm never going to use because it's a useless skill.
Unless people start counting in finger binary. Then I'll be good to go.

The book that I got this problem out of wants you to do it in base
Eight. But don't panic! Base eight is just like base ten really -
If you're missing two fingers! Shall we have a go at it?
Hang on...

You can't take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the eights place.
Now that's really four eights,
So you make it three eights,
Regroup, and you change an eight to eight ones
And you add 'em to the two,
And you get one-two base eight,
Which is ten base ten,
And you take away three, that's seven.
Ok?

Now instead of four in the eights place
You've got three,
'Cause you added one,
That is to say, eight, to the two,
But you can't take seven from three,
So you look at the sixty-fours...

Sixty-four? "How did sixty-four get into it?" I hear you cry!
Well, sixty-four is eight squared, don't you see? Well, ya ask a
Silly question, ya get a silly answer!

From the three, you then use one
To make eight ones,
You add those ones to the three,
And you get one-three base eight,
Or, in other words,
In base ten you have eleven,
And you take away seven,
And seven from eleven is four!
Now go back to the sixty-fours,
You're left with two,
And you take away one from two,
And that leaves...?

Now, let's not always see the same hands!
One, that's right.
Whoever got one can stay after the show and clean the erasers.

Hooray for New Math,
New-hoo-hoo Math!
It won't do you a bit of good to review math.
It's so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!

Come back tomorrow night... we're gonna do fractions!

I wonder how many Tom Lehrer songs we can quote in a single TET without forcing it.