TET: Snail Riders, Charge!

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Alternately, if my four year old self learned one thing, it's that you pretend to be married. It always works.

Can confirm.

how do you casually tell someone you have a crush on them
asking for a friend
im the friend

Listen, the asexual person may be the last person you expect to give relationship advice, but hey, I'm the wingman in my little clique of friends for some reason.

Casually compliment them. "Oh, I love your outfit today!" or "Did you do something with your hair? It looks good!"

Drop a few hints. Touch your face and your hair when talking to them, or tease them a little bit, but not enough to get on their nerves.

It can be as simple as saying goodbye when you're leaving an event to them.

USE. BODY. LANGUAGE. Make eye contact, or lean in (primarily with your ears) when they talk to you. Not too close, though. Find subtle, non-creepy ways to touch them (Hug them hello/goodbye, letting your hand rest on their arm or shoulder for a little longer than usual. If they're not the hugging type, then don't be afraid to just tap their shoulder).

Text them about as often as they text you. Don't bombard them with DMs or comments.

excellent suggestions if it was an in-person friendship ;-;

[The Blaatschapen]

how do you casually tell someone you have a crush on them
asking for a friend
im the friend

Hey, you're a <positive adjective> person. I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to get a coffee some time/would you like to go on a date with me?

I tend to just be upfront about it.

[-Astoria-]

> Amazon listings

No (credit card).

I hear if you ask people will just give money to a prince in need of help such as yourself

Sadly, I am not of royal stock.

You have to tell them you're in Nigeria though.

Shh; that's very seekrit!

[Nuroblav]

how do you casually tell someone you have a crush on them
asking for a friend
im the friend

Hey, you're a <positive adjective> person. I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to get a coffee some time/would you like to go on a date with me?

I tend to just be upfront about it.

Positive adjective person.

Good one. I'll bear that in mind

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

how do you casually tell someone you have a crush on them
asking for a friend
im the friend

Hey, you're a <positive adjective> person. I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to get a coffee some time/would you like to go on a date with me?

I tend to just be upfront about it.

"wanna zoom call and chill?"
lmfao

[The Blaatschapen]

Hey, you're a <positive adjective> person. I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to get a coffee some time/would you like to go on a date with me?

I tend to just be upfront about it.

Positive adjective person.

Good one. I'll bear that in mind

Well, pick one that applies to them. Cute, handsome, awesome, fantastic, amazing, sexy, gorgeous, sparkling (be careful with that one), enthusiastic, exhilirating or my personal favourite "inspirational".

[The Blaatschapen]

Hey, you're a <positive adjective> person. I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to get a coffee some time/would you like to go on a date with me?

I tend to just be upfront about it.

"wanna zoom call and chill?"
lmfao

Sure.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

"wanna zoom call and chill?"
lmfao

Sure.

its long distance so I can't just like ask to hang out unfortunately

[Nuroblav]

Well, pick one that applies to them. Cute, handsome, awesome, fantastic, amazing, sexy, gorgeous, sparkling (be careful with that one), enthusiastic, exhilirating or my personal favourite "inspirational".

Yeah that should work. Haven't had success with it so far but oh well

[Hurdergaryp]

No, no summoning winter before its time!

I wouldn't mind skipping winter and having double autumn instead.

As someone who actually had a double autumn, I can tell you that it was mainly a lot of rain. And I do mean a lot. It just never stopped.

[-Astoria-]

I wouldn't mind skipping winter and having double autumn instead.

As someone who actually had a double autumn, I can tell you that it was mainly a lot of rain. And I do mean a lot. It just never stopped.

You have seasons?

[The Blaatschapen]

I wouldn't mind skipping winter and having double autumn instead.

As someone who actually had a double autumn, I can tell you that it was mainly a lot of rain. And I do mean a lot. It just never stopped.

Ah, a double autumn... That brings back memories from the time that we hired two .... wait, PG-13 line.

[Hurdergaryp]

As someone who actually had a double autumn, I can tell you that it was mainly a lot of rain. And I do mean a lot. It just never stopped.

You have seasons?

Most certainly, yes. We're fancy like that.

[Ethel mermania]

You have seasons?

Most certainly, yes. We're fancy like that.

Only need one season, summer.

[-Astoria-]

Most certainly, yes. We're fancy like that.

Only need one season, summer.

Excuse my language, but fcuk no; that's what I'm sweating through as we speak.

[The Blaatschapen]

Only need one season, summer.

Excuse my language, but fcuk no; that's what I'm sweating through as we speak.

You have a strange body, if you sweat through summer.

I sweat through sweat glands

[Pax Nerdvana]

how do you casually tell someone you have a crush on them
asking for a friend
im the friend

Hey, you're a <positive adjective> person. I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to get a coffee some time/would you like to go on a date with me?

I tend to just be upfront about it.

That's a good idea. Thanks Blaat!

[The Blaatschapen]

Hey, you're a <positive adjective> person. I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to get a coffee some time/would you like to go on a date with me?

I tend to just be upfront about it.

That's a good idea. Thanks Blaat!

Well, success is definitely not guaranteed, but it cuts away a lot of crap and you know better where you stand, and can move on if needed.

[Pax Nerdvana]

That's a good idea. Thanks Blaat!

Well, success is definitely not guaranteed, but it cuts away a lot of crap and you know better where you stand, and can move on if needed.

Yeah. There is no such thing as a 100% successful line.

[Ethel mermania]

That's a good idea. Thanks Blaat!

Well, success is definitely not guaranteed, but it cuts away a lot of crap and you know better where you stand, and can move on if needed.

^ this


Either way you get to go on with your life.

[The Blaatschapen]

Well, success is definitely not guaranteed, but it cuts away a lot of crap and you know better where you stand, and can move on if needed.

Yeah. There is no such thing as a 100% successful line.

Actually, there is one.

The bottom line of my bank account

[Pax Nerdvana]

Yeah. There is no such thing as a 100% successful line.

Actually, there is one.

The bottom line of my bank account

Blaat, ever the comedian and punster.

[The New California Republic]

Hey, you're a <positive adjective> person. I'd like to get to know you better, would you like to get a coffee some time/would you like to go on a date with me?

I tend to just be upfront about it.

That's a good idea. Thanks Blaat!

Words often aren't needed. If someone is perceptive enough then they will likely tell that you're into them, unless the person is devoid of that sense or you're too good at hiding it.

[Pax Nerdvana]

That's a good idea. Thanks Blaat!

Words often aren't needed. If someone is perceptive enough then they will likely tell that you're into them, unless the person is devoid of that sense or you're too good at hiding it.

I didn't think of that, but it makes sense.

[The Holy Therns]

how do you casually tell someone you have a crush on them
asking for a friend
im the friend

Going by the last time I was told someone had a crush on me, you apparently say "Hey, y'wanna be girlfriends?"