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The Free Joy State
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Postby The Free Joy State » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:29 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Our resident rabbit is not food, no matter how much of an idiot you are.

I will have you know I am quite the idiot

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It's okay, Ethel. It looks like that rabbit was ready to be a stew.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:31 am

Geneviev wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
Do you know what intel you were trying to get?

I have no idea.


reminds me of the time I dreamt Max Barry came to find me while I was having Dim Sung to discuss sending me to Laos on a mission as as an operator of some kind

it's too bad I woke up before I could get more details on the task
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Postby Geneviev » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:33 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:I will have you know I am quite the idiot

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Unless more people confirm this, I am going to consider that an unproven theory.

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Why would they keep kids away from Catholics when Catholics aren't at Pride Month? I'm confused. :p

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Geneviev wrote:I have no idea.


reminds me of the time I dreamt Max Barry came to find me while I was having Dim Sung to discuss sending me to Laos on a mission as as an operator of some kind

it's too bad I woke up before I could get more details on the task

I would be very interested in what Max Barry intended there. Perhaps he was responsible for my dream spying as well.
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Heloin
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Postby Heloin » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:42 am

The Free Joy State wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:I will have you know I am quite the idiot


It's okay, Ethel. It looks like that rabbit was ready to be a stew.

But our TETizen rabbits and birds are not for your supper.

The Jackal and the Eland meet one day
The Jackal said here's a good game to play
Have you ever wondered what it's like to be cooked
So all around the village for a pot they looked

So a pot was found and they made a big fire
They filled it up with water and the flames got higher
The Jackal said, "Eland first it's my turn
I'll hop into the pot but I'll yell when I burn"

Promise you'll remove me when the water gets hot
Promise you'll remove me from the great big pot
I promise on my honour when the water gets hot
That I'll pull you out of the great big pot

So the water got warmer and the Jackal said "Hey there
You better pull me out before I lose my hair"
So the Nobel Eland grabbed the Jackal with a jerk
He pulled him from the pot and the plan began to work

Now the great big Eland climbed into the pot
Said "This water isn't all that hot"
So the Jackal got more wood and he made more flames
The Eland got so hot that he called the Jackal names

Promise you'll remove me when the water gets hot
Promise you'll remove me from the great big pot
I promise on my honour when the water gets hot
That I'll pull you out of the great big pot

So the Eland was cooking and he heard the Jackal shout
"I haven't got the strength to pull you out
I'll go and get some help but I'll soon be back
Then you'll be a meal for the whole Jackal pack"

You promised you'd remove me when the water got hot
You promised you'd remove me from the great big pot
You promised on your honour when the water got hot
That you'd pull me out of the great big pot
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Infected Mushroom
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:44 am

Geneviev wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Unless more people confirm this, I am going to consider that an unproven theory.

Image

Why would they keep kids away from Catholics when Catholics aren't at Pride Month? I'm confused. :p

Infected Mushroom wrote:
reminds me of the time I dreamt Max Barry came to find me while I was having Dim Sung to discuss sending me to Laos on a mission as as an operator of some kind

it's too bad I woke up before I could get more details on the task

I would be very interested in what Max Barry intended there. Perhaps he was responsible for my dream spying as well.


I hear he has a hand behind all great world events
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Postby Geneviev » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:45 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Geneviev wrote:Why would they keep kids away from Catholics when Catholics aren't at Pride Month? I'm confused. :p


I would be very interested in what Max Barry intended there. Perhaps he was responsible for my dream spying as well.


I hear he has a hand behind all great world events

I hear that he is all great world events.
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-Astoria-
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Postby -Astoria- » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:56 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
-Astoria- wrote:But where'd you get the space? And also make sure that some idiot doesn't steal it for meat(yes)

Our resident rabbit is not food, no matter how much of an idiot you are.
Tell that to some guys here.
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Ethel mermania
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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:57 am

Heloin wrote:
The Free Joy State wrote:It's okay, Ethel. It looks like that rabbit was ready to be a stew.

But our TETizen rabbits and birds are not for your supper.

The Jackal and the Eland meet one day
The Jackal said here's a good game to play
Have you ever wondered what it's like to be cooked
So all around the village for a pot they looked

So a pot was found and they made a big fire
They filled it up with water and the flames got higher
The Jackal said, "Eland first it's my turn
I'll hop into the pot but I'll yell when I burn"

Promise you'll remove me when the water gets hot
Promise you'll remove me from the great big pot
I promise on my honour when the water gets hot
That I'll pull you out of the great big pot

So the water got warmer and the Jackal said "Hey there
You better pull me out before I lose my hair"
So the Nobel Eland grabbed the Jackal with a jerk
He pulled him from the pot and the plan began to work

Now the great big Eland climbed into the pot
Said "This water isn't all that hot"
So the Jackal got more wood and he made more flames
The Eland got so hot that he called the Jackal names

Promise you'll remove me when the water gets hot
Promise you'll remove me from the great big pot
I promise on my honour when the water gets hot
That I'll pull you out of the great big pot

So the Eland was cooking and he heard the Jackal shout
"I haven't got the strength to pull you out
I'll go and get some help but I'll soon be back
Then you'll be a meal for the whole Jackal pack"

You promised you'd remove me when the water got hot
You promised you'd remove me from the great big pot
You promised on your honour when the water got hot
That you'd pull me out of the great big pot

That is not a very nice song.
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--S. Huntington

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--H. Kissenger
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-Astoria-
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Postby -Astoria- » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:59 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Heloin wrote:The Jackal and the Eland meet one day
The Jackal said here's a good game to play
Have you ever wondered what it's like to be cooked
So all around the village for a pot they looked

So a pot was found and they made a big fire
They filled it up with water and the flames got higher
The Jackal said, "Eland first it's my turn
I'll hop into the pot but I'll yell when I burn"

Promise you'll remove me when the water gets hot
Promise you'll remove me from the great big pot
I promise on my honour when the water gets hot
That I'll pull you out of the great big pot

So the water got warmer and the Jackal said "Hey there
You better pull me out before I lose my hair"
So the Nobel Eland grabbed the Jackal with a jerk
He pulled him from the pot and the plan began to work

Now the great big Eland climbed into the pot
Said "This water isn't all that hot"
So the Jackal got more wood and he made more flames
The Eland got so hot that he called the Jackal names

Promise you'll remove me when the water gets hot
Promise you'll remove me from the great big pot
I promise on my honour when the water gets hot
That I'll pull you out of the great big pot

So the Eland was cooking and he heard the Jackal shout
"I haven't got the strength to pull you out
I'll go and get some help but I'll soon be back
Then you'll be a meal for the whole Jackal pack"

You promised you'd remove me when the water got hot
You promised you'd remove me from the great big pot
You promised on your honour when the water got hot
That you'd pull me out of the great big pot

That is not a very nice song.

But quite steeped in realism, which balances it out.
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An Alan Smithee Nation
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Postby An Alan Smithee Nation » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:02 am

The FBI have arrested Ghislaine Maxwell. About bloody time. Hopefully she won't hang herself in her cell.
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Heloin
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Postby Heloin » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:08 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Heloin wrote:
The Jackal and the Eland meet one day
The Jackal said here's a good game to play
Have you ever wondered what it's like to be cooked
So all around the village for a pot they looked

So a pot was found and they made a big fire
They filled it up with water and the flames got higher
The Jackal said, "Eland first it's my turn
I'll hop into the pot but I'll yell when I burn"

Promise you'll remove me when the water gets hot
Promise you'll remove me from the great big pot
I promise on my honour when the water gets hot
That I'll pull you out of the great big pot

So the water got warmer and the Jackal said "Hey there
You better pull me out before I lose my hair"
So the Nobel Eland grabbed the Jackal with a jerk
He pulled him from the pot and the plan began to work

Now the great big Eland climbed into the pot
Said "This water isn't all that hot"
So the Jackal got more wood and he made more flames
The Eland got so hot that he called the Jackal names

Promise you'll remove me when the water gets hot
Promise you'll remove me from the great big pot
I promise on my honour when the water gets hot
That I'll pull you out of the great big pot

So the Eland was cooking and he heard the Jackal shout
"I haven't got the strength to pull you out
I'll go and get some help but I'll soon be back
Then you'll be a meal for the whole Jackal pack"

You promised you'd remove me when the water got hot
You promised you'd remove me from the great big pot
You promised on your honour when the water got hot
That you'd pull me out of the great big pot

That is not a very nice song.

Don't worry I have some eland boerewors, you'll agree that our poor friend in the song is delicious.

-Astoria- wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:That is not a very nice song.

But quite steeped in realism, which balances it out.

Never trust a Jackal. Can't think of better advice for the kiddies.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:10 am

Heloin wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:That is not a very nice song.

Don't worry I have some eland boerewors, you'll agree that our poor friend in the song is delicious.

-Astoria- wrote:But quite steeped in realism, which balances it out.

Never trust a Jackal. Can't think of better advice for the kiddies.


rabbits and jackals are known to not get along

who are rabbits friendly with?
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Postby Rojava Free State » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:11 am

I'm getting that fade today after months of growing my hair out.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
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Postby Heloin » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:11 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Heloin wrote:Don't worry I have some eland boerewors, you'll agree that our poor friend in the song is delicious.


Never trust a Jackal. Can't think of better advice for the kiddies.


rabbits and jackals are known to not get along

who are rabbits friendly with?

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
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The Free Joy State
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Postby The Free Joy State » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:15 am

Heloin wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
rabbits and jackals are known to not get along

who are rabbits friendly with?

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.

Ahh... Watership Down... book, film, miniseries, traumatiser of many children.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:15 am

Heloin wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
rabbits and jackals are known to not get along

who are rabbits friendly with?

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.


You rabbits sure are a contentious people.
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Postby Hrythingland » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:17 am

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:The FBI have arrested Ghislaine Maxwell. About bloody time. Hopefully she won't hang herself in her cell.

Yes it would be a shame if she somehow managed to neck herself with toilet roll when the cell camera wasn't turned on and the guard had been changed.
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Postby Geneviev » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:17 am

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:The FBI have arrested Ghislaine Maxwell. About bloody time. Hopefully she won't hang herself in her cell.

I don't know who that is, but it's probably good that I don't.
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Postby Heloin » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:19 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Heloin wrote:All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.


You rabbits sure are a contentious people.

Like badgers and rabbits! Or foxes and rabbits! Or tigers and rabbits! Or rabbits and other rabbits! Damn rabbits! They ruined the warren!
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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:20 am

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:The FBI have arrested Ghislaine Maxwell. About bloody time. Hopefully she won't hang herself in her cell.


They will put her in a cell with a noted cop killer first.
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The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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The Free Joy State
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Postby The Free Joy State » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:21 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Heloin wrote:All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.


You rabbits sure are a contentious people.

A very poetic people, though.
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Infected Mushroom
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:23 am

Rojava Free State wrote:I'm getting that fade today after months of growing my hair out.


I see...

I may get a haircut this week, my hair is getting long too
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Ethel mermania
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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:24 am

Heloin wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
You rabbits sure are a contentious people.

Like badgers and rabbits! Or foxes and rabbits! Or tigers and rabbits! Or rabbits and other rabbits! Damn rabbits! They ruined the warren!

#RabbitLivesMatter
https://www.hvst.com/posts/the-clash-of ... s-wl2TQBpY

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
--S. Huntington

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby Heloin » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:25 am

The Free Joy State wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
You rabbits sure are a contentious people.

A very poetic people, though.

Miss Rabbit, Miss Rabbit,
Your ears are mighty long.
Yes, don't you know
They were put on wrong.
Every little soul goin' shine, shine, shine,
Every little soul goin' shine along
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Postby An Alan Smithee Nation » Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:30 am

Geneviev wrote:
An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:The FBI have arrested Ghislaine Maxwell. About bloody time. Hopefully she won't hang herself in her cell.

I don't know who that is, but it's probably good that I don't.


Jeffrey Epstein's former girlfriend.
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