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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 8:02 pm
by Rojava Free State
Bakongland wrote:
Atheris wrote:Count me in. I'll spread the word of the Lord and Savior using a prison shank.


The Great Jailbreak Crusade of 2021


Killing cops for christ.

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 9:27 pm
by -Astoria
I can't help but imagine what the bots must think as they reenter servers where they got kicked from:

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 10:49 pm
by Pilipinas and Malaya
-Astoria wrote:I can't help but imagine what the bots must think as they reenter servers where they got kicked from:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

It probably won’t be for a while. Unless they make separate accounts.

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:06 am
by Cetacea
Norteno wrote:I like to see a Islamic and Christian Bot Crusade


You should go and create the game on Roblox - the Roblox Bot Crusade!!!

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 11:11 am
by La Paz de Los Ricos
Cetacea wrote:
Norteno wrote:I like to see a Islamic and Christian Bot Crusade


You should go and create the game on Roblox - the Roblox Bot Crusade!!!


All we need is to try and create new code that draws bots to the game and funnels them up into it.

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 12:52 pm
by Rojava Free State
well we already had a suicide bombing on Washington DC, so a Roblox crusade? Yeah, why not?

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:25 pm
by The Huskar Social Union
We should send priors into Roblox servers, so that all the children shall learn of Origin.

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:29 pm
by Rojava Free State
The Huskar Social Union wrote:We should send priors into Roblox servers, so that all the children shall learn of Origin.


We should send wraiths into Roblox servers to suck the life out of children.

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:37 pm
by The Huskar Social Union
Rojava Free State wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:We should send priors into Roblox servers, so that all the children shall learn of Origin.


We should send wraiths into Roblox servers to suck the life out of children.

Oh dont worry, reading the bible is gona do that no problem.

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:39 pm
by Daves Computer
The conversation began as a discussion on Bible Bots emerging in Roblox and devolved into plans on how to make a Roblox crusade.

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:49 pm
by Stellar Colonies
The Huskar Social Union wrote:We should send priors into Roblox servers, so that all the children shall learn of Origin.

"Great dabbing armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the Gods, ships will be built to carry the child-warriors out amongst the servers and we will spread Origin to all the Bloxxers. The power of the Ori shall be felt far and wide and the Robux-grubbers shall be oof'd."

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:50 pm
by The Huskar Social Union
Stellar Colonies wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:We should send priors into Roblox servers, so that all the children shall learn of Origin.

"Great dabbing armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the Gods, ships will be built to carry the child-warriors out amongst the servers and we will spread Origin to all the Bloxxers. The power of the Ori shall be felt far and wide and the Robux-grubbers shall be oof'd."

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 3:47 pm
by La Paz de Los Ricos
Daves Computer wrote:The conversation began as a discussion on Bible Bots emerging in Roblox and devolved into plans on how to make a Roblox crusade.


Yeah, I might have started that, sorry.

My plans are nearly finished. Soon, my Roblox cult will invade every server in sight. Today, Prison Life. Tomorrow, Jailbreak!

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 4:43 pm
by Daves Computer
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Daves Computer wrote:The conversation began as a discussion on Bible Bots emerging in Roblox and devolved into plans on how to make a Roblox crusade.


Yeah, I might have started that, sorry.

My plans are nearly finished. Soon, my Roblox cult will invade every server in sight. Today, Prison Life. Tomorrow, Jailbreak!


I have reported your crime to the police and moderation. Any last words, criminal scum?

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 4:46 pm
by Atheris
Daves Computer wrote:
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Yeah, I might have started that, sorry.

My plans are nearly finished. Soon, my Roblox cult will invade every server in sight. Today, Prison Life. Tomorrow, Jailbreak!


I have reported your crime to the police and moderation. Any last words, criminal scum?

I'd rather die than go to jail!

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 5:47 pm
by Aeritai
I'm still confused on why they would use Roblox to teach kids about Jesus. Minecraft is a lot more popular and they can set up a server without getting banned.

PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 6:10 pm
by Daves Computer
Aeritai wrote:I'm still confused on why they would use Roblox to teach kids about Jesus. Minecraft is a lot more popular and they can set up a server without getting banned.

I think there are real Christian Minecraft servers. But it's much easier to bring religion to children than children to religion. By invading games and other common places you might find young demographics in Roblox, you have a better chance of attracting children's attention over something like advertising a Christian Minecraft server online. It's about preying on the young demographic I believe.

PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 1:10 pm
by La Paz de Los Ricos
Daves Computer wrote:
Aeritai wrote:I'm still confused on why they would use Roblox to teach kids about Jesus. Minecraft is a lot more popular and they can set up a server without getting banned.

I think there are real Christian Minecraft servers. But it's much easier to bring religion to children than children to religion. By invading games and other common places you might find young demographics in Roblox, you have a better chance of attracting children's attention over something like advertising a Christian Minecraft server online. It's about preying on the young demographic I believe.


And as far as I can tell, small Minecraft servers are dying out in favor of larger, more organized ones. It's hard to successfully advertise your Christian church-designing/crucifix-building/group-praying server when everyone's already busy playing Spleef or Sky Wars on Hypixel or Lifeboat.

PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 5:13 pm
by Aureumterra
Daves Computer wrote:
Aeritai wrote:I'm still confused on why they would use Roblox to teach kids about Jesus. Minecraft is a lot more popular and they can set up a server without getting banned.

I think there are real Christian Minecraft servers. But it's much easier to bring religion to children than children to religion. By invading games and other common places you might find young demographics in Roblox, you have a better chance of attracting children's attention over something like advertising a Christian Minecraft server online. It's about preying on the young demographic I believe.

"Preying on" sounds a bit harsh for bible bots, doesn’t it?

PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 5:37 pm
by Daves Computer
Aureumterra wrote:
Daves Computer wrote:I think there are real Christian Minecraft servers. But it's much easier to bring religion to children than children to religion. By invading games and other common places you might find young demographics in Roblox, you have a better chance of attracting children's attention over something like advertising a Christian Minecraft server online. It's about preying on the young demographic I believe.

"Preying on" sounds a bit harsh for bible bots, doesn’t it?

I don't see why that is. This isn't an issue of religion, but having bots spread an ideology among a young and impressionable demographic in a video game seems predatory.

PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2020 6:48 pm
by Free Northwest Sovereign
Norteno wrote:I like to see a Islamic and Christian Bot Crusade

Why have a Vatican minecraft server when the Vatican can be brought to you?
Aeritai wrote:I'm still confused on why they would use Roblox to teach kids about Jesus. Minecraft is a lot more popular and they can set up a server without getting banned.

Roblox arguably needs a lot more Jesus than minecraft. Before the days of fortnite, it was unrivaled as the most cursed children's game.

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 7:07 am
by Hurdergaryp
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:We should send wraiths into Roblox servers to suck the life out of children.

Oh dont worry, reading the bible is gona do that no problem.

There are some exciting stories in that book, such as the riveting tale of Samson, who merrily murdered innocent Philistine citizens and stole their clothes, while still being presented as the protagonist. Come to think of it, there's a lot of murder in the Bible, as well as several other forms of violence. Also more sex than you would expect to find in the Holy Book of a fractured religion best known for its problematic relation with human sexuality in general.

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 7:38 am
by Rojava Free State
Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Oh dont worry, reading the bible is gona do that no problem.

There are some exciting stories in that book, such as the riveting tale of Samson, who merrily murdered innocent Philistine citizens and stole their clothes, while still being presented as the protagonist. Come to think of it, there's a lot of murder in the Bible, as well as several other forms of violence. Also more sex than you would expect to find in the Holy Book of a fractured religion best known for its problematic relation with human sexuality in general.


Samson: Give me your clothes and your boots. I'm homicidal *stabs man*

The Philistines: *respond to Sammons attacks*

Samson: NOW I HAVE A RIGHT TO GET MY REVENGE

Also Samson: Stops at a brothel.

God: Yeah, that's alright.

Full movie on Samson here: https://youtu.be/YD6byswL7u8

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 7:41 am
by Daves Computer
Rojava Free State wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:There are some exciting stories in that book, such as the riveting tale of Samson, who merrily murdered innocent Philistine citizens and stole their clothes, while still being presented as the protagonist. Come to think of it, there's a lot of murder in the Bible, as well as several other forms of violence. Also more sex than you would expect to find in the Holy Book of a fractured religion best known for its problematic relation with human sexuality in general.


Samson: Give me your clothes and your boots. I'm homicidal *stabs man*

The Philistines: *respond to Sammons attacks*

Samson: NOW I HAVE A RIGHT TO GET MY REVENGE

Also Samson: Stops at a brothel.

God: Yeah, that's alright.

Full movie on Samson here: https://youtu.be/YD6byswL7u8

Is this GTA before the car DLC was added?

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 7:41 am
by Kernen
Rojava Free State wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:There are some exciting stories in that book, such as the riveting tale of Samson, who merrily murdered innocent Philistine citizens and stole their clothes, while still being presented as the protagonist. Come to think of it, there's a lot of murder in the Bible, as well as several other forms of violence. Also more sex than you would expect to find in the Holy Book of a fractured religion best known for its problematic relation with human sexuality in general.


Samson: Give me your clothes and your boots. I'm homicidal *stabs man*

The Philistines: *respond to Sammons attacks*

Samson: NOW I HAVE A RIGHT TO GET MY REVENGE

Also Samson: Stops at a brothel.

God: Yeah, that's alright.

Full movie on Samson here: https://youtu.be/YD6byswL7u8

Absolute legend.