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The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:

Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:Welcome to episode 487 of "NationStates peeople try to talk about sex while also trying to discredit or disrespect institutionalized religion."

I am God

That's blasphemy, and the only unforgivable sin. You're going to Hell, mate.

The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:I have also read that the vagina becomes sad it it does not have sex, and I know personally that it is true of the anus.

This is my new favorite thing ever said on NSG.

Atheris wrote:That's blasphemy, and the only unforgivable sin. You're going to Hell, mate.

All ancient Greeks go to hell but only heroes like me make it to the Elysian fields

Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:

The Nonsense Legion wrote:This thread is all the quotes i'll ever need in NationStates.

And so it is, that your nation name clicks so well with this internet apostasy.

It's almost as if I can see the future...

The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:

Atheris wrote:That's blasphemy, and the only unforgivable sin. You're going to Hell, mate.

All ancient Greeks go to hell but only heroes like me make it to the Elysian fields

The Elysian Fields don't even exist.

The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:

Atheris wrote:That's blasphemy, and the only unforgivable sin. You're going to Hell, mate.

All ancient Greeks go to hell but only heroes like me make it to the Elysian fields

Elysian fields? You're lucky if you get Elysian sweat.

The Nonsense Legion wrote:

Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:

And so it is, that your nation name clicks so well with this internet apostasy.

It's almost as if I can see the future...

"Incoherency! Chaos! Verbal Obliteration!"

[insert gif of woman looking left, then right]

The Wellington Holms wrote:I don’t know what’s going on in this thread and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

My current guess is someone is trying to start a sex cult.

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:

The Nonsense Legion wrote:It's almost as if I can see the future...

"Incoherency! Chaos! Verbal Obliteration!"

[insert gif of woman looking left, then right]

I'm going to be keeping this nation for much much longer than I thought...

Elsa De Arendelle wrote:The first person you had sex with is your spouse. Sex is a superglue for the souls. You guys are bound to each other until the day you die OR until one of you cheats on the other.

In my experience the bond can break down just by being a less than inspiring boyfriend.

Cannot think of a name wrote:

The Wellington Holms wrote:I don’t know what’s going on in this thread and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

My current guess is someone is trying to start a sex cult.

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

Cannot think of a name wrote:True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

You should visit

Cannot think of a name wrote:

The Wellington Holms wrote:I don’t know what’s going on in this thread and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

My current guess is someone is trying to start a sex cult.

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

I don't know whether to laugh or to be worried.

For safety's sake, let's try both.

The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:

Cannot think of a name wrote:True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

You should visit

We already know what you tyope, no need to see others living it

Albrenia wrote:I feel like I should be strapped to a wheelchair and have my fingers snipped off while listening to this, all this talk of God going the way of the Gold Standard and all.

Wait...what?

Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:

Cannot think of a name wrote:My current guess is someone is trying to start a sex cult.

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

Look on the bright side, you'll either have a greater shot at Heaven or at least the knowledge to win at a Bible-themed trivia game.

Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

I am scwiptuwe

I honestly don't know if I should report this to Moderation or not. mods asleep, post shitposts

The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:

Cannot think of a name wrote:True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

You should visit

Do you keep posting job listings for a live in writer for your sex cult? Is that what this is?

Atheris wrote:I honestly don't know if I should report this to Moderation or not. mods asleep, post shitposts

Don't. They will find it anyways. Let mweus enjoy mineour yourthread

Atheris wrote:I honestly don't know if I should report this to Moderation or not. mods asleep, post shitposts

Someone probably should, to be honest, but it's not really as bad as it started. That first page was a doozy.

Albrenia wrote:

Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:
Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

Look on the bright side, you'll either have a greater shot at Heaven or at least the knowledge to win at a Bible-themed trivia game.

Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.

Atheris wrote:I honestly don't know if I should report this to Moderation or not. mods asleep, post shitposts

Someone else did. Shutdown odds are about 60/40 going up with each post.

What friends I have may back off in confusion and terror if I took your Enlightened Advice^TM to heart and began making advances on them.

So...

Cannot think of a name wrote:Do you keep posting job listings for a live in writer for your sex cult? Is that what this is?

I wouldn’t want to invest the effort.