Why FWB is good

[Atheris]

shit, almost forgot to claim first post on this page

[Tinhampton]

(Drinking lager is good and playing Grand Theft Auto is good, but that doesn't mean I should attempt both at the same time to maximise my Practical Goodness!^TM)

Is that what you really want

Yes, obviously

Still not sure what FWB conversation beyond "I AM SAINT WILLIAM!!!" you wish to add to this thread anyhow

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I hurt my head, vices aren't virtues

Yes they are, I would point out that drunken sex makes babies.
Which is good unless you have too many people.
If you have too many people, then one child policy tyranny is good.

[Atheris]

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I hurt my head, vices aren't virtues

Yes they are, I would point out that drunken sex makes babies.
Which is good unless you have too many people.
If you have too many people, then one child policy tyranny is good.

drunken sex is rape, what the fuck

now you're literally advocating for one of the legal definitions of rape

[Cannot think of a name]

You win this round...


...not that I know why you're doing this at all...seems more like a redditt kind of thing, but whatever. Doing whatever it takes to avoid going back to work, apparently.

IT'S A SHITPOST THREAD, LET ME SHITPOST DAMMIT

I gotta tap out. Shitpost threads in these parts have to have a semblance of direction, staying here risks getting caught up in the dragnet when it all comes down.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

Still not sure what FWB conversation beyond "I AM SAINT WILLIAM!!!" you wish to add to this thread anyhow

H.I.M Archmage Bazel Trivian Blacktower

[The Nonsense Legion]

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I hurt my head, vices aren't virtues

Yes they are, I would point out that drunken sex makes babies.
Which is good unless you have too many people.
If you have too many people, then one child policy tyranny is good.

I am shocked. on the right

[Atheris]

IT'S A SHITPOST THREAD, LET ME SHITPOST DAMMIT

I gotta tap out. Shitpost threads in these parts have to have a semblance of direction, staying here risks getting caught up in the dragnet when it all comes down.

good point, i'm getting the hell outta dodge too



(and yes, this is an ace attorney gif)

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

now you're literally advocating for one of the legal definitions of rape

Well maybe you agree to it before you get drunk.

[Cannot think of a name]

Yes they are, I would point out that drunken sex makes babies.
Which is good unless you have too many people.
If you have too many people, then one child policy tyranny is good.

drunken sex is rape, what the fuck

now you're literally advocating for one of the legal definitions of rape

I don't think all drunk sex is legally rape. Sex with an impaired person is, but regular ass drunk is just problematic when it comes to issues of consent with both parties.


I don't know the specific laws, though. That seemed kind of important...and now POOOF smoke bomb. Get out while the gettin's good.

[The Nonsense Legion]

drunken sex is rape, what the fuck

now you're literally advocating for one of the legal definitions of rape

I don't think all drunk sex is legally rape. Sex with an impaired person is, but regular ass drunk is just problematic when it comes to issues of consent with both parties.


I don't know the specific laws, though. That seemed kind of important...and now POOOF smoke bomb. Get out while the gettin's good.

Why the rsusnde smonke bomb?

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

now you're literally advocating for one of the legal definitions of rape

Well maybe you agree to it before you get drunk.

One more time before I tap out and run for the bomb shelters.

OP: Well maybe you agree to it before you get drunk.

Me: Here

[The Archregimancy]

I'm not sure what's going on in this thread.

But whatever it is, I'm killing it with Holy Mod Fire before I go and realign my chakras.