I have gifs for literally every reaction you'll say to this guy. Don't test me.
Edit: Also, first post for three pages in a row. Woo. Go me.
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by Atheris » Mon May 11, 2020 12:42 am
by Tinhampton » Mon May 11, 2020 12:42 am
by The Nonsense Legion » Mon May 11, 2020 12:42 am
Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:Albrenia wrote:
Look on the bright side, you'll either have a greater shot at Heaven or at least the knowledge to win at a Bible-themed trivia game.
Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.
by Stellar Colonies » Mon May 11, 2020 12:43 am
Floofybit wrote:Your desired society should be one where you are submissive and controlled
Primitive Communism wrote:What bodily autonomy do men need?
Techocracy101010 wrote:If she goes on a rampage those saggy wonders are as deadly as nunchucks
Parmistan wrote:It's not ALWAYS acceptable when we do it, but it's MORE acceptable when we do it.
Theodorable wrote:Jihad will win.
Distruzio wrote:All marriage outside the Church is gay marriage.
Khardsland wrote:Terrorism in its original definition is a good thing.
I try to be objective, but I do have some biases.
North Californian.
Stellar Colonies is a loose galactic confederacy.
The Confederacy & the WA.
Add 1200 years.
by Atheris » Mon May 11, 2020 12:43 am
The Nonsense Legion wrote:Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:
Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.
You said The twice.
by Albrenia » Mon May 11, 2020 12:43 am
Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:Albrenia wrote:
Look on the bright side, you'll either have a greater shot at Heaven or at least the knowledge to win at a Bible-themed trivia game.
Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.
by Cannot think of a name » Mon May 11, 2020 12:44 am
Stellar Colonies wrote:What friends I have may back off in confusion and terror if I took your Enlightened AdviceTM to heart and began making advances on them.
So...
by Spiritual Republic of Caryton » Mon May 11, 2020 12:44 am
The Nonsense Legion wrote:Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:
Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.
You said The twice.
Music of Caryton: [8-29-22] Classic Carytonic Sing-Along Hymns
by The Nonsense Legion » Mon May 11, 2020 12:45 am
by The Iron Wizards of Blacktower » Mon May 11, 2020 12:45 am
by Spiritual Republic of Caryton » Mon May 11, 2020 12:45 am
Albrenia wrote:Spiritual Republic of Caryton wrote:
Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.
I may be a godless heathen, but I at least can enjoy a good laugh with the faithful on occasion.
Music of Caryton: [8-29-22] Classic Carytonic Sing-Along Hymns
by Atheris » Mon May 11, 2020 12:45 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:Stellar Colonies wrote:What friends I have may back off in confusion and terror if I took your Enlightened AdviceTM to heart and began making advances on them.
So...
I would definitely lose every woman friend immediately. The dude friends that would stick around would probably creep me out.
by Stellar Colonies » Mon May 11, 2020 12:46 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:Stellar Colonies wrote:What friends I have may back off in confusion and terror if I took your Enlightened AdviceTM to heart and began making advances on them.
So...
I would definitely lose every woman friend immediately. The dude friends that would stick around would probably creep me out.
Floofybit wrote:Your desired society should be one where you are submissive and controlled
Primitive Communism wrote:What bodily autonomy do men need?
Techocracy101010 wrote:If she goes on a rampage those saggy wonders are as deadly as nunchucks
Parmistan wrote:It's not ALWAYS acceptable when we do it, but it's MORE acceptable when we do it.
Theodorable wrote:Jihad will win.
Distruzio wrote:All marriage outside the Church is gay marriage.
Khardsland wrote:Terrorism in its original definition is a good thing.
I try to be objective, but I do have some biases.
North Californian.
Stellar Colonies is a loose galactic confederacy.
The Confederacy & the WA.
Add 1200 years.
by Spiritual Republic of Caryton » Mon May 11, 2020 12:47 am
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:Stellar Colonies wrote:*Drops Serious Face*
https://youtu.be/o9l4EiYFZjg
Music of Caryton: [8-29-22] Classic Carytonic Sing-Along Hymns
by Cannot think of a name » Mon May 11, 2020 12:47 am
by Cannot think of a name » Mon May 11, 2020 12:49 am
Stellar Colonies wrote:Cannot think of a name wrote:I would definitely lose every woman friend immediately. The dude friends that would stick around would probably creep me out.
Most of my friends are not in my generation and ten years older than me at minimum, so it would be extra bizarre in my case.
Granted I'm eighteen, but still bizarre.
by Atheris » Mon May 11, 2020 12:49 am
by Tinhampton » Mon May 11, 2020 12:50 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:Stellar Colonies wrote:Most of my friends are not in my generation and ten years older than me at minimum, so it would be extra bizarre in my case.
Granted I'm eighteen, but still bizarre.
I mean, there's the more interesting question of why you don't know anyone your own age, but as impossible as it is to threadjack a directionless goof of a thread...
by The Nonsense Legion » Mon May 11, 2020 12:51 am
Tinhampton wrote:Cannot think of a name wrote:I mean, there's the more interesting question of why you don't know anyone your own age, but as impossible as it is to threadjack a directionless goof of a thread...
I know, right?
(Drinking lager is good and playing Grand Theft Auto is good, but that doesn't mean I should attempt both at the same time to maximise my Practical Goodness!TM)
by Cannot think of a name » Mon May 11, 2020 12:52 am
by The Iron Wizards of Blacktower » Mon May 11, 2020 12:52 am
Tinhampton wrote:(Drinking lager is good and playing Grand Theft Auto is good, but that doesn't mean I should attempt both at the same time to maximise my Practical Goodness!TM)
by The Nonsense Legion » Mon May 11, 2020 12:53 am
by Stellar Colonies » Mon May 11, 2020 12:53 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:Stellar Colonies wrote:Most of my friends are not in my generation and ten years older than me at minimum, so it would be extra bizarre in my case.
Granted I'm eighteen, but still bizarre.
I mean, there's the more interesting question of why you don't know anyone your own age, but as impossible as it is to threadjack a directionless goof of a thread...
Floofybit wrote:Your desired society should be one where you are submissive and controlled
Primitive Communism wrote:What bodily autonomy do men need?
Techocracy101010 wrote:If she goes on a rampage those saggy wonders are as deadly as nunchucks
Parmistan wrote:It's not ALWAYS acceptable when we do it, but it's MORE acceptable when we do it.
Theodorable wrote:Jihad will win.
Distruzio wrote:All marriage outside the Church is gay marriage.
Khardsland wrote:Terrorism in its original definition is a good thing.
I try to be objective, but I do have some biases.
North Californian.
Stellar Colonies is a loose galactic confederacy.
The Confederacy & the WA.
Add 1200 years.
by Atheris » Mon May 11, 2020 12:53 am
by Spiritual Republic of Caryton » Mon May 11, 2020 12:53 am
Music of Caryton: [8-29-22] Classic Carytonic Sing-Along Hymns
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