Why FWB is good

[Atheris]

Welcome to episode 487 of "NationStates peeople try to talk about sex while also trying to discredit or disrespect institutionalized religion."

I am God

That's blasphemy, and the only unforgivable sin. You're going to Hell, mate.

[Cannot think of a name]

I have also read that the vagina becomes sad it it does not have sex, and I know personally that it is true of the anus.

This is my new favorite thing ever said on NSG.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

That's blasphemy, and the only unforgivable sin. You're going to Hell, mate.

All ancient Greeks go to hell but only heroes like me make it to the Elysian fields

[The Nonsense Legion]

This thread is all the quotes i'll ever need in NationStates.

And so it is, that your nation name clicks so well with this internet apostasy.

It's almost as if I can see the future...

[Atheris]

That's blasphemy, and the only unforgivable sin. You're going to Hell, mate.

All ancient Greeks go to hell but only heroes like me make it to the Elysian fields

The Elysian Fields don't even exist.

[The Nonsense Legion]

That's blasphemy, and the only unforgivable sin. You're going to Hell, mate.

All ancient Greeks go to hell but only heroes like me make it to the Elysian fields

Elysian fields? You're lucky if you get Elysian sweat.

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

And so it is, that your nation name clicks so well with this internet apostasy.

It's almost as if I can see the future...

"Incoherency! Chaos! Verbal Obliteration!"

[insert gif of woman looking left, then right]

[Cannot think of a name]

I don’t know what’s going on in this thread and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

My current guess is someone is trying to start a sex cult.

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

[The Nonsense Legion]

It's almost as if I can see the future...

"Incoherency! Chaos! Verbal Obliteration!"

[insert gif of woman looking left, then right]

I'm going to be keeping this nation for much much longer than I thought...

[Cannot think of a name]

The first person you had sex with is your spouse. Sex is a superglue for the souls. You guys are bound to each other until the day you die OR until one of you cheats on the other.

In my experience the bond can break down just by being a less than inspiring boyfriend.

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

I don’t know what’s going on in this thread and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

My current guess is someone is trying to start a sex cult.

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

You should visit

[Atheris]

I don’t know what’s going on in this thread and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

My current guess is someone is trying to start a sex cult.

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

I don't know whether to laugh or to be worried.

For safety's sake, let's try both.

[The Nonsense Legion]

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

You should visit

We already know what you tyope, no need to see others living it

[Cannot think of a name]

I feel like I should be strapped to a wheelchair and have my fingers snipped off while listening to this, all this talk of God going the way of the Gold Standard and all.

Wait...what?

[Albrenia]

My current guess is someone is trying to start a sex cult.

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

Look on the bright side, you'll either have a greater shot at Heaven or at least the knowledge to win at a Bible-themed trivia game.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

I am scwiptuwe

[Atheris]

I honestly don't know if I should report this to Moderation or not. mods asleep, post shitposts

[Cannot think of a name]

True story, there's a sex cult near me that periodically tries to hire writers for a live in position. It's a constant battle between curiosity and self preservation.

You should visit

Do you keep posting job listings for a live in writer for your sex cult? Is that what this is?

[The Nonsense Legion]

I honestly don't know if I should report this to Moderation or not. mods asleep, post shitposts

Don't. They will find it anyways. Let mweus enjoy mineour yourthread

[Albrenia]

I honestly don't know if I should report this to Moderation or not. mods asleep, post shitposts

Someone probably should, to be honest, but it's not really as bad as it started. That first page was a doozy.

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

Look on the bright side, you'll either have a greater shot at Heaven or at least the knowledge to win at a Bible-themed trivia game.

Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.

[Cannot think of a name]

I honestly don't know if I should report this to Moderation or not. mods asleep, post shitposts

Someone else did. Shutdown odds are about 60/40 going up with each post.

[Stellar Colonies]

What friends I have may back off in confusion and terror if I took your Enlightened Advice^TM to heart and began making advances on them.

So...

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

Do you keep posting job listings for a live in writer for your sex cult? Is that what this is?

I wouldn’t want to invest the effort.