If you had $241 trillion...

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Use the money to fiance a private military to invade South Africa and Zimbabwe.
Then create the commonwealth of suid afrika and Rhodesia.
And then I would rebuild those country's into frist world nations for everyone who lives their.
And of course create a constitutional monarchy and install my self as king. And the rest of the money would go to my heirs and or the treasury.

Damn, after this my Northumbrian independence one will just look good

[Albrenia]

Holy shit... for real?

Yes.

My hand got better. Just flesh wounds. The gator wasn't very big at the time, so mostly it just hurt.

Ouch.

[Kernen]

Yes.

My hand got better. Just flesh wounds. The gator wasn't very big at the time, so mostly it just hurt.

Well at least you kept your hand.

I kept almost all of it. Binkie walked away with a little meat from my knuckles.

[Green October Z]

Well at least you kept your hand.

I kept almost all of it. Binkie walked away with a little meat from my knuckles.

Damn, sorry :\

[Kernen]

I kept almost all of it. Binkie walked away with a little meat from my knuckles.

Damn, sorry :\

That's ok. I'm pretty sure I broke one of Binkie's ribs. Fair trade.

[Albrenia]

Well at least you kept your hand.

I kept almost all of it. Binkie walked away with a little meat from my knuckles.

Are you sure you're not Australian? Casually losing part of one's hand to encounters with crocs named Binkie sounds distinctly like something we of the Upside Down can relate to.

[Luziyca]

Honestly, tear down the house I currently live in, build a house for me and my parents in a brutalist style (because brutalism is the best architectural style, don't @ me), invest in efforts to stop climate change, water treatment plants so that all communities in Canada won't have boil water advisories that last for eternity, and then once that's done, basically just order in some fucking good food until I die at the ripe old age of 27 from a heart attack.

[Ifreann]

Doubling the amount of money in existence would pretty significantly lower the value of money, so I'd keep a few million and destroy the rest.

[Kernen]

I kept almost all of it. Binkie walked away with a little meat from my knuckles.

Are you sure you're not Australian? Casually losing part of one's hand to encounters with crocs named Binkie sounds distinctly like something we of the Upside Down can relate to.

Knuckle meat. Not hand. And no, I'm not.

Though, for 241 trillion, I might buy the island.

[Andsed]

Set aside like 30 million for myself and use the rest to invest in and fund good causes around the world. No one needs that much money and there is so much good that can be done with it.

[Green October Z]

Help them by oppressing them more? Building more concentration camps and gulags? More funding for their military to bully its neighbors?

More Tiananmen Squares to form a Tiananmen Cube.

[Dylar]

Set aside like 30 million for myself and use the rest to invest in and fund good causes around the world. No one needs that much money and there is so much good that can be done with it.

>doesn't even want his own private Star Destroyer

bruh

[Luziyca]

Set aside like 30 million for myself and use the rest to invest in and fund good causes around the world. No one needs that much money and there is so much good that can be done with it.

>doesn't even want his own private Star Destroyer

bruh

To be fair, it takes way too much space.

[Dylar]

>doesn't even want his own private Star Destroyer

bruh

To be fair, it takes way too much space.

But giant space triangle with lasers...

[Diahon]

Holy shit... for real?

Yes.

My hand got better. Just flesh wounds. The gator wasn't very big at the time, so mostly it just hurt.

Have you checked whether you are Tyr and your alligator should be chained deep into some Icelandic volcano?

Do I pester Aureum with the sagas or...?

[Abarri]

I'd probably buy a small island or a remote inland property. Wait, both. I'll also save some for potential medical emergencies, and then donate a lot of my wealth throughout my lifetime.

IRL though it'll make me paranoid and more evil.

[SangMar]

I’d put it into a savings account, but I’d also invest in numerous golden visas.(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigrant_investor_programs)

I’d get passports and residency in Malta, Cyprus, Thailand, the US, the UAE, St Kitts and Nevis, Greece, Vanuatu, Portugal, Spain, Turkey and then Singapore. Of course, any single citizenship requirements won’t count because my government doesn’t recognise other countries not recognising dual citizenship. I’ll be everywhere... and nowhere.

[Hammer Britannia]

It depends, is this money all of the world's economy or is it just the world's largest bank account. I presume it's the latter.

What would I do with such money? With such money, I could probably buy out entire countries. I would basically have unlimited power over the entire Earth. It would probably go to my head, but presuming it doesn't, I would probably give 20 trillion dollars to the city of Houston. Just to see what would happen. Other than that, I would probably help to develop poorer regions, such as Africa and the Middle East, and could easily start some kind of megacorporation that could oversee projects that I see fit (I.E Developing said poor regions, investing in tech startups that could advance humanity, along with personal projects like destroying the Kardashians and perhaps bribing Elon Musk into doing the Macarena). Of course, I am an idiot, so even if I am able to keep my morality, my subordinates and more ambitious board members probably wouldn't.

Essentially, you should not trust me with that much power, as the world is likely doomed. Because even if I don't use it for evil, I will somehow find a way to fuck it up.

As for hedonism? Eh. I'd probably get a better house, maybe a nicer computer/tv, but that's it. Living in a mansion sounds like it would just be a burden after a while.

[Bobabay]

Get rid of U.S debt and fund the government with some of it. It’s some much I really have no idea. As a person your fine with an insignificant percentage of it. Fund research?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That number is so large that I’d have trouble comprehending how rich I’d be let alone figure out what to do with it

Same. I think I would start, though, by paying any debt my family has left and making sure they all have safe and comfortable homes. Other than that, it's very difficult to think what I could do because it is a humongous amount of money.

[Mary Counouthal]

Go to the moon and try to build a society there.

[New haven america]

Start a non-profit think tank to research science, medicine, and technology, end Global Warming, start a aid service to help those dealing with poverty, sickness, human trafficking, etc..., Fund my own private military to combat right-wing extremism and authoritarianism, invest in plastic catchers and plastic eating bacteria while also funding the creation of a plastic replacement so it stops being single use, fund ocean and space exploration, create my own production/film/television company and buy all the rights to my favorite franchises so they can stop being bastardized by companies like Disney or CBSViacom, steal money from the rich and redistribute to people who actually need it, and so on...

Besides that... probably just invest smartly so I can keep those projects going smoothly, buy a medium-sized house with a nice yard for my pets, and a build 1 or 2 hobby rooms.

[Cekoviu]

Purchase the United States and then become its benevolent dictator, distributing a universal basic income to all citizens, making coal illegal, subsidizing thorium-based nuclear power, and instituting a 100% tax rate on the wealthy.

[New haven america]

Purchase the United States and then become its benevolent dictator, distributing a universal basic income to all citizens, making coal illegal, subsidizing thorium-based nuclear power, and instituting a 100% tax rate on the wealthy.

Why only 100%?

They have tons of offshore accounts and business in tax havens, so 150% should cover those sneaky little bits.

[Dytarma]

I'd buy the world, like that makes sense right?