Your Last Meal

[Green October Z]

So imagine that you are on death row. You may or may not be guilty of whatever you did, but all of your appeals have been denied and your time of execution is just around the corner. In accordance with the tradition in most American states with capital punishment, you are granted a last meal of your choosing, within reason. Alcohol, cigarettes and drugs are not allowed.

I choose a giant grilled cheese burger with two medium-well done patties, lettuce, 6 different cheeses, tomatoes, and onions. I also want a ton of fries in melted cheese with green onions, bacon bits, and jalapenos, and a second side of onion rings. I also want half a gallon of ice water with squeezed lemons with chase it down with. Being the small guy I am, it will take a while for me to finish it all, but I would want my last hours on this Earth to be worthwhile

What would you choose?

[Kargintina the Third]

A peanut and jelly sandwich since I’m allergic to peanut butter and get to go out on my own terms.

[Green October Z]

A peanut and jelly sandwich since I’m allergic to peanut butter and get to go out on my own terms.

That's one way to stick it to them

[Drew Durrnil]

a pound of kimbap because why not

[Tefror]

A bottle of vinegar to chug.

I love vinegar.

[The Blaatschapen]

I'd eat the executioner.

[The New California Republic]

A Glock Salad. A Glock 17 on a generous bed of 9mm rounds.

Freedom here I come.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Boiled Rice, Chinese curry with chicken breast, chips with a side of salted chili chicken and some chicken balls.


I shall bath in curried delights before they take me.

[Astares Amauricanum]

The usual:
two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a numbr 7, two number 45 (one with cheese) and a large soda.

I wonder if I don't die from indigestion with all of that.

[Voxija]

I'd eat the executioner.

That wouldn't be a good loophole because they could always get another one.

[Mzeusia]

Some severely al dente pasta, a handful of roasted almonds and another handful of pistachios.

[The Blaatschapen]

I'd eat the executioner.

That wouldn't be a good loophole because they could always get another one.

Then it wouldn't be the executioner I ate, but just an executioner. Thus not valid.

[Cannot think of a name]

Four cheese alfredo sauce over cheese stuffed pasta with cheesy garlic bread with chocolate milk and a bowl of ice cream.

I'm lactose intolerant. I hear people evacuate when they die. I want to make that as unpleasant as possible.

[Antityranicals]

As much sushi as I can eat.

[Bobabay]

McDonald’s Big Mac, large fries, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 mc chickens, 20 piece McNuggets. Also m and m shake.

[Green October Z]

I'd eat the executioner.

That wouldn't be a good loophole because they could always get another one.

Maybe he is referring to the Batman villain

[The New California Republic]

Alcohol, cigarettes and drugs are not allowed.

Are they foods?

[Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio]

An apple that I grow myself from seed.

[Green October Z]

McDonald’s Big Mac, large fries, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 mc chickens, 20 piece McNuggets. Also m and m shake.

Would you like to super-size everything?

[Soled]

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Green October Z]

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Would you like extra secret sauce?

[Cannot think of a name]

Alcohol, cigarettes and drugs are not allowed.

Are they foods?

Drugs can be food if it's a pot brownie.

[The New California Republic]

Are they foods?

Drugs can be food if it's a pot brownie.

Sure, but the way that it is said is more broad than that, it isn't just referring to them in food form.

[Green October Z]

As much sushi as I can eat.

Yum!

[Green October Z]

Alcohol, cigarettes and drugs are not allowed.

Are they foods?

I saw a homeless guy eat a cigarette once...