MAGAThread XIX: Hambergers, Noble Prizes, & Disinfectant

[Ifreann]

We should put a 3-meter concrete dome around the United States so we can finally be free of the blight of people being born in the Wrong Place^TM

But if we did that, noone would ever see our gaudy tourist trap of a wall.

Sure they would. From the outside.

[The Emerald Legion]

But if we did that, noone would ever see our gaudy tourist trap of a wall.

Sure they would. From the outside.

No no no. They have to come inside the wall. Where we can get them hooked on cheap fast food and freedom. And then they're stuck with us.

[Rojava Free State]

Sure they would. From the outside.

No no no. They have to come inside the wall. Where we can get them hooked on cheap fast food and freedom. And then they're stuck with us.

"Man I gotta come back to America sometime."

"Come back? But there's no leaving."

[The Alma Mater]

But if we did that, noone would ever see our gaudy tourist trap of a wall.

Sure they would. From the outside.

I'd give it three weeks until it is completely covered in advertisements for penis enlargements.

[Gormwood]

Sure they would. From the outside.

I'd give it three weeks until it is completely covered in advertisements for penis enlargements.

"BUILD THAT BALL"

[Eahland]

Whoa. I just figured it out. Trump's criminally inept coronavirus response is his Stable Genius strategy to build the wall and have Mexico (and Canada) pay for it. They'll do it to keep our plague-ridden asses out.

[The Alma Mater]

Whoa. I just figured it out. Trump's criminally inept coronavirus response is his Stable Genius strategy to build the wall and have Mexico (and Canada) pay for it. They'll do it to keep our plague-ridden asses out.

Ironically, a wall made from corona bottles would be structurally better than the thing Trump comissioned.

[Gravlen]

In case Trump's deadly incompetence has overshadowed how small and petty he is, here's a two-for-one:

When Trump said the New York Yankees had invited him to throw the first pitch next month, he had not actually been invited, according to a new report in the New York Times.

His public announcement came as a surprise to both the White House staff and the Yankees, the paper reported, citing a person with knowledge of the president’s schedule. The president was reportedly irritated that Anthony Fauci was due to throw the first pitch at the season opener between the Yankees and the Washington Nationals when he falsely announced he was schedule to throw a pitch.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, POTUS is focused on what really matters:

So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trending”, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to make it trend. Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!

[The Rich Port]

In case Trump's deadly incompetence has overshadowed how small and petty he is, here's a two-for-one:

When Trump said the New York Yankees had invited him to throw the first pitch next month, he had not actually been invited, according to a new report in the New York Times.

His public announcement came as a surprise to both the White House staff and the Yankees, the paper reported, citing a person with knowledge of the president’s schedule. The president was reportedly irritated that Anthony Fauci was due to throw the first pitch at the season opener between the Yankees and the Washington Nationals when he falsely announced he was schedule to throw a pitch.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, POTUS is focused on what really matters:

So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trending”, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to make it trend. Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!

Good on the New York Yankees for not caving into politeness. Donald Trump has none and deserves none.

Meanwhile, omfg just ban him Twitter jesus fuck.

[Atheris]

In case Trump's deadly incompetence has overshadowed how small and petty he is, here's a two-for-one:

When Trump said the New York Yankees had invited him to throw the first pitch next month, he had not actually been invited, according to a new report in the New York Times.

His public announcement came as a surprise to both the White House staff and the Yankees, the paper reported, citing a person with knowledge of the president’s schedule. The president was reportedly irritated that Anthony Fauci was due to throw the first pitch at the season opener between the Yankees and the Washington Nationals when he falsely announced he was schedule to throw a pitch.

[Cisairse]

Meanwhile, omfg just ban him Twitter jesus fuck.

It's unlikely Twitter would survive this.

[Ifreann]

In case Trump's deadly incompetence has overshadowed how small and petty he is, here's a two-for-one:

When Trump said the New York Yankees had invited him to throw the first pitch next month, he had not actually been invited, according to a new report in the New York Times.

His public announcement came as a surprise to both the White House staff and the Yankees, the paper reported, citing a person with knowledge of the president’s schedule. The president was reportedly irritated that Anthony Fauci was due to throw the first pitch at the season opener between the Yankees and the Washington Nationals when he falsely announced he was schedule to throw a pitch.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, POTUS is focused on what really matters:

So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trending”, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to make it trend. Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!

Ah yes, the infamous crime of making Trump trend.

[The Rich Port]

Meanwhile, omfg just ban him Twitter jesus fuck.

It's unlikely Twitter would survive this.

Yeah I bet Twitter is very popular with Neo-Nazis who have nothing better to do with their time, good point.

[Atheris]

It's unlikely Twitter would survive this.

Yeah I bet Twitter is very popular with Neo-Nazis who have nothing better to do with their time, good point.

It's popular with a bunch of political asshats who have nothing better to do with their time. It's why I only go on it if I absolutely need to.

[The Black Forrest]

In case Trump's deadly incompetence has overshadowed how small and petty he is, here's a two-for-one:

When Trump said the New York Yankees had invited him to throw the first pitch next month, he had not actually been invited, according to a new report in the New York Times.

His public announcement came as a surprise to both the White House staff and the Yankees, the paper reported, citing a person with knowledge of the president’s schedule. The president was reportedly irritated that Anthony Fauci was due to throw the first pitch at the season opener between the Yankees and the Washington Nationals when he falsely announced he was schedule to throw a pitch.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, POTUS is focused on what really matters:

So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trending”, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to make it trend. Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!

He is also pressesing the FCC to regulate social media now.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/27/tech/fcc ... index.html

They said mean things about me; make it stop!

How long before the Mercs enter the twitter and facebook buildings?

[The Rich Port]

Yeah I bet Twitter is very popular with Neo-Nazis who have nothing better to do with their time, good point.

It's popular with a bunch of political asshats who have nothing better to do with their time. It's why I only go on it if I absolutely need to.

Worse than Nationstates? XDDDD

Sick burn on... Myself =3=

[The Yellow Emperor]

In case Trump's deadly incompetence has overshadowed how small and petty he is, here's a two-for-one:

When Trump said the New York Yankees had invited him to throw the first pitch next month, he had not actually been invited, according to a new report in the New York Times.

His public announcement came as a surprise to both the White House staff and the Yankees, the paper reported, citing a person with knowledge of the president’s schedule. The president was reportedly irritated that Anthony Fauci was due to throw the first pitch at the season opener between the Yankees and the Washington Nationals when he falsely announced he was schedule to throw a pitch.

My mind when I read this

[Neutraligon]

It's popular with a bunch of political asshats who have nothing better to do with their time. It's why I only go on it if I absolutely need to.

Worse than Nationstates? XDDDD

Sick burn on... Myself =3=

Not possible to be worse then NS as far as that is concerned

[Atheris]

It's popular with a bunch of political asshats who have nothing better to do with their time. It's why I only go on it if I absolutely need to.

Worse than Nationstates? XDDDD

Sick burn on... Myself =3=

Oh, no. Nothing's worse than NSG. This is like... the 10th circle of Hell.

[The Black Forrest]

Worse than Nationstates? XDDDD

Sick burn on... Myself =3=

Oh, no. Nothing's worse than NSG. This is like... the 10th circle of Hell.

Oh youngling. It has improved over time. You weren’t around in the before times. There was a time posting was like playing Russian Roulette and hoping you got the bullet.

[Atheris]

Oh, no. Nothing's worse than NSG. This is like... the 10th circle of Hell.

Oh youngling. It has improved over time. You weren’t around in the before times. There was a time posting was like playing Russian Roulette and hoping you got the bullet.

I've scoured the old threads, King Bumi. I'm glad we've jumped a good 48 and a half levels up from Hell.

[Cisairse]

It's unlikely Twitter would survive this.

Yeah I bet Twitter is very popular with Neo-Nazis who have nothing better to do with their time, good point.

No I mean financially.

It was an open secret in 2015 that Twitter was insolvent and had 4, maybe 5 years to live before it would be sold off to VC jackals who almost certainly would have liquidated the company. The company's fortunes were reversed practically overnight because of Trump. They literally cannot afford to lose him.
They'd sooner turn themselves into Trumper and just become Trump's personal soapbox than ban him.

[Kowani]

Yeah I bet Twitter is very popular with Neo-Nazis who have nothing better to do with their time, good point.

No I mean financially.

It was an open secret in 2015 that Twitter was insolvent and had 4, maybe 5 years to live before it would be sold off to VC jackals who almost certainly would have liquidated the company. The company's fortunes were reversed practically overnight because of Trump. They literally cannot afford to lose him.
They'd sooner turn themselves into Trumper and just become Trump's personal soapbox than ban him.

Wait, seriously?

[The Black Forrest]

Yeah I bet Twitter is very popular with Neo-Nazis who have nothing better to do with their time, good point.

No I mean financially.

It was an open secret in 2015 that Twitter was insolvent and had 4, maybe 5 years to live before it would be sold off to VC jackals who almost certainly would have liquidated the company. The company's fortunes were reversed practically overnight because of Trump. They literally cannot afford to lose him.
They'd sooner turn themselves into Trumper and just become Trump's personal soapbox than ban him.

Because of Trump or the Russian bots?

[Cisairse]

No I mean financially.

It was an open secret in 2015 that Twitter was insolvent and had 4, maybe 5 years to live before it would be sold off to VC jackals who almost certainly would have liquidated the company. The company's fortunes were reversed practically overnight because of Trump. They literally cannot afford to lose him.
They'd sooner turn themselves into Trumper and just become Trump's personal soapbox than ban him.

Wait, seriously?

Yeah. Twitter's imminent demise was one of the most talked about topics in the tech world in late 2014 to early 2015. The election changed it up completely.

---

No I mean financially.

It was an open secret in 2015 that Twitter was insolvent and had 4, maybe 5 years to live before it would be sold off to VC jackals who almost certainly would have liquidated the company. The company's fortunes were reversed practically overnight because of Trump. They literally cannot afford to lose him.
They'd sooner turn themselves into Trumper and just become Trump's personal soapbox than ban him.

Because of Trump or the Russian bots?

Trump.