MAGAThread XIX: Hambergers, Noble Prizes, & Disinfectant

[Gormwood]

So if you agree with the fact that he was stupid and possibly dangerous, why bother playing this game where you split hairs for ostensibly no reason? What do you get out of it?

I get to call people out for spreading misinformation that has gotten people hospitalized.

Yet you didn't call Trump out. Convenient.

[Jedi Council]

So if you agree with the fact that he was stupid and possibly dangerous, why bother playing this game where you split hairs for ostensibly no reason? What do you get out of it?

I get to call people out for spreading misinformation that has gotten people hospitalized.

... Trump said... and he... I cant even.

The mental gymnastics of some people.

[Aclion]

I get to call people out for spreading misinformation that has gotten people hospitalized.

Yet you didn't call Trump out. Convenient.

Spitballing about possible research avenues isn't the same as presenting self harm as a government recommended treatment. One is foolish in the given setting, the other is malicious.

[Baja California Autonoma]

My favorite statement was when he said "I'm not a doctor, I'm just a person with a good you-know-what." *points to head*

Classic idiocy.

I enjoyed his recent revelation about the Pentagons new "super-duper" missile. It will go well with America's "tippy top" nuclear arsenal.

Its gonna be huuge, a huge missile! The biggest the world's ever seen. We've got some of the finest missiles. Everyone comes from all over the world, asking for our missiles. Blah blah the Apprentice, blah grope kill

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

I enjoyed his recent revelation about the Pentagons new "super-duper" missile. It will go well with America's "tippy top" nuclear arsenal.

Its gonna be huuge, a huge missile! The biggest the world's ever seen. We've got some of the finest missiles. Everyone comes from all over the world, asking for our missiles. Blah blah the Apprentice, blah grope kill

Was Donald self-referencing when he called Kim Jong-Un "Little Rocket Man"? *thinking*

[Jedi Council]

Yet you didn't call Trump out. Convenient.

Spitballing about possible research avenues isn't the same as presenting self harm as a government recommended treatment. One is foolish in the given setting, the other is malicious.

Do you hear yourself?

You are splitting hairs were there are none.

"Spitballing research ideas" is no excuse for being an idiot. Elsewise, he could propose research into the effect of deep fried cheese burgers, or heroin, or drinking gasoline, as possible Covid cures.

You cannot also cover for him by claiming that he was not suggesting it. He is the PRESIDENT giving what is supposed to be an informational briefing. Of course people will see him "spitballing" and wonder if he might be on to something.
This is just commons sense.

[Nakena]

Its gonna be huuge, a huge missile! The biggest the world's ever seen. We've got some of the finest missiles. Everyone comes from all over the world, asking for our missiles. Blah blah the Apprentice, blah grope kill

Was Donald self-referencing when he called Kim Jong-Un "Little Rocket Man"? *thinking*

What would he call his sister then? Rocket Girl?

[Rojava Free State]

Was Donald self-referencing when he called Kim Jong-Un "Little Rocket Man"? *thinking*

What would he call his sister then? Rocket Girl?

Wife #4

[Rojava Free State]

My favorite statement was when he said "I'm not a doctor, I'm just a person with a good you-know-what." *points to head*

Classic idiocy.

I enjoyed his recent revelation about the Pentagons new "super-duper" missile. It will go well with America's "tippy top" nuclear arsenal.

I have a feeling that Trump's discussion about the missile was like Aladeen's in The Dictator.

Trump: So Mark, you mind explaining why the missile top is so damn round?

Esper: Mr. Trump, with all due respect, why does it matter?

Trump: Well, if we fire this thing from New York at Berlin, and it has a round head, it'll just bounce back at us and blow New York to shreads.

Esper: Wait, Mr. President, I have so many questions.

Trump: Ew, I don't like that, but do go ahead.

Esper: First off, we don't fire nuclear missiles from major cities. The launch sites are out in the heartland. Did no one tell you that? And second, the shape of the head doesn't matter. It doesn't even hit the ground when it detonates. Why would that matter? And why would we fire it at Berlin?

Trump: Okay I have questions. #1 why don't we launch from New York so millions and millions of people can watch this thing take off? And secondly, what kind of missile doesn't hit the ground? You shoot it, it sticks in the ground with a pointy head and bing, they're dead. And why would we not nuclear bomb Berlin? You know the Germans have been so mean and nasty to me, especially Angela Merkel. Didn't they do the holocaust anyhow? What a bunch of mean nasty people. They would kill my daughter cause she's Jewish. Fuck them, I just wanna blow some of them up.

Esper: Mr. President, you can't-

Trump: Shut your mouth four eyes! And get the hell out of here before your whiney bitching makes me angrier.

[Zurkerx]

Trump is 'surprised' Barr sees no criminal probe into Obama, Biden.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

So if you agree with the fact that he was stupid and possibly dangerous, why bother playing this game where you split hairs for ostensibly no reason? What do you get out of it?

I get to call people out for spreading misinformation that has gotten people hospitalized.

It isn't misinformation, it is pointing out that Trump endorsed even the thought of injecting disinfectants to even test if it would ""cure"" the virus.

[Northern Davincia]

Its gonna be huuge, a huge missile! The biggest the world's ever seen. We've got some of the finest missiles. Everyone comes from all over the world, asking for our missiles. Blah blah the Apprentice, blah grope kill

Was Donald self-referencing when he called Kim Jong-Un "Little Rocket Man"? *thinking*

The obligatory Trump genital posting has gotten old three years ago.

[The Black Forrest]

Trump is 'surprised' Barr sees no criminal probe into Obama, Biden.

My goodness. Ever the victim.

[Diahon]

Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down

No surprise that Taiwan mounted one of the most successful efforts to contain COVID to date. Transparent, vibrant, and innovative democracies like Taiwan always respond faster and more effectively to pandemics than authoritarian regimes. #TweetforTaiwan

Letting me down
Letting me down
Letting me down

[Rojava Free State]

Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down

No surprise that Taiwan mounted one of the most successful efforts to contain COVID to date. Transparent, vibrant, and innovative democracies like Taiwan always respond faster and more effectively to pandemics than authoritarian regimes. #TweetforTaiwan

Letting me down
Letting me down
Letting me down

Indeed you are right Mike Pompeo, which is why Trumpmerica got bodied by COVID.

[Rojava Free State]

Was Donald self-referencing when he called Kim Jong-Un "Little Rocket Man"? *thinking*

The obligatory Trump genital posting has gotten old three years ago.

Yeah why would trump have a small dick? You can't have a dick at all if you already are a dick.

[Diahon]

the taiwanese shouldn't be insulted like this by a herald of primordial chaos

[Rojava Free State]

the taiwanese shouldn't be insulted like this by a herald of primordial chaos

If we drew a venn diagram and one circle was Taiwan and the other was America, the circles wouldn't even touch. They would be a mile apart. You would have to turn all the way around from one circle to see the other off in the distance. Not just with the virus response but with almost everything.

[Diahon]

the taiwanese shouldn't be insulted like this by a herald of primordial chaos

If we drew a venn diagram and one circle was Taiwan and the other was America, the circles wouldn't even touch. They would be a mile apart. You would have to turn all the way around from one circle to see the other off in the distance. Not just with the virus response but with almost everything.

you americans should apologize for your high officials being this... is there a word or phrase in the english language for whatever pompeo pulled off? for "lack of self-awareness" doesn't quite cover it

there's too much irony, history, and eldritch behind that tweet, i can't

[Albrenia]

I'm always amused by the people who say 'he wasn't saying to do it, he was asking if it could be looked into!'.

We don't need to 'look into' injecting disinfectants or blasting the human body with sunlight from the inside out. To be effective in purging a virus, both would have to be lethal. One might as well ask if we should 'look into' curing the virus by shooting infected areas with bullets.

[Rojava Free State]

I'm always amused by the people who say 'he wasn't saying to do it, he was asking if it could be looked into!'.

We don't need to 'look into' injecting disinfectants or blasting the human body with sunlight from the inside out. To be effective in purging a virus, both would have to be lethal. One might as well ask if we should 'look into' curing the virus by shooting infected areas with bullets.

"Can we look into whether electric chairs can cure covid?" Says Trump.

I guarentee you, the next day Sean Hannity will say "he said maybe. He didn't tell people to go electrocute people over COVID."

[Diahon]

I'm always amused by the people who say 'he wasn't saying to do it, he was asking if it could be looked into!'.

We don't need to 'look into' injecting disinfectants or blasting the human body with sunlight from the inside out. To be effective in purging a virus, both would have to be lethal. One might as well ask if we should 'look into' curing the virus by shooting infected areas with bullets.

"Can we look into whether electric chairs can cure covid?" Says Trump.

I guarentee you, the next day Sean Hannity will say "he said maybe. He didn't tell people to go electrocute people over COVID."

how to discredit science in three easy steps:

"if you don't look into this, that only means you're biased!"
"but sir this is common sense you don't just --"
"silence! who else is paying you?"

[Rojava Free State]

"Can we look into whether electric chairs can cure covid?" Says Trump.

I guarentee you, the next day Sean Hannity will say "he said maybe. He didn't tell people to go electrocute people over COVID."

how to discredit science in three easy steps:

"if you don't look into this, that only means you're biased!"
"but sir this is common sense you don't just --"
"silence! who else is paying you?"

"You're fake news. You're the deep state."

-Trump when someone tells him that we can't develop a faster than light missile.

[Neutraligon]

Trump claims he's taking hydroxychloroquine.

Yes, this is so far off recommendations that it is beyond ridiculous. It should be ather well known that this disease is known to effect the blood vessels. That Healthy young adults are dying of blood related issues because of this disease. And what is one of the side effect of hydroxychloroquine....yeah such a great idea.

[Cekoviu]

Its gonna be huuge, a huge missile! The biggest the world's ever seen. We've got some of the finest missiles. Everyone comes from all over the world, asking for our missiles. Blah blah the Apprentice, blah grope kill

Was Donald self-referencing when he called Kim Jong-Un "Little Rocket Man"? *thinking*

oh, are you a gauth puppet?