MAGAThread XIX: Hambergers, Noble Prizes, & Disinfectant

[The Rich Port]

I think this motherfucker just said that he advised the nations of the Middle East to unite against a common enemy of civilization.

Gonna have to wait for the replay to make sure I heard that right.


Trump doing the signing of the Bahrain, UAE, Israel agreement.

I mean if you think about it that's kind of genius snickering N-no?

Donald Trump is the threat to civilization the Middle East should unite against

What a noble martyr. Noble Pz Price plz

[Sanghyeok]

Trump puts out an ad for Support Our Troops..

Link

Except it's Russian planes and probably Russian soldiers..

Pierre Sprey, who helped design US Air Force planes, told Politico the jet featured in the ad is “definitely a MiG-29”, as did the director of the Centre for Analysis of Strategies and Technologies in Moscow, Ruslan Pukhov.

“I’m glad to see it’s supporting our troops,” said Sprey. Pukhov pointed out that at least one of the soldiers in the image was also carrying Russian-made AK-74 assault rifle.

Donated by Putin.

"Get Americans accustomed to Russian military equipment. You're going to be seeing a lot more of it."

Trump is a Russiaboo?

[Cannot think of a name]

Wait, why is the United States signing any of this agreement between Israel, Bahrain, and UAE. I mean, someone already pointed out that this is Trump taking credit for something that was already more or less happening, but even if you grant that he made this happen somehow...what the fuck do we have to do with the agreement? Why do we need to sign?

Haha, motherfucker lost his pen because it was on his left. Green lady had to point it out to him. Pretty minor, but I'm bored.

EDIT: Oh man, Green Lady is having to earn her money today. Trump tried to give away his pen and she had to jump in and remind him that they still had to sign the Abraham accords. Green Lady is the real hero here.

EDIT 2: Now that I think about it, it's probably because we offered some sort of promise if they promised to play nice. Like, "we agree to get along and you agree to sell us fighter planes" or some shit.

[The Rich Port]

Wait, why is the United States signing any of this agreement between Israel, Bahrain, and UAE. I mean, someone already pointed out that this is Trump taking credit for something that was already more or less happening, but even if you grant that he made this happen somehow...what the fuck do we have to do with the agreement? Why do we need to sign?

Haha, motherfucker lost his pen because it was on his left. Green lady had to point it out to him. Pretty minor, but I'm bored.

It's another genius move. A snub against the left, obviously. The pen is not mightier than the... Tweet. Yeah I'm bored too.

Also, for real, I didn't even fucking know Bahrain hadn't acknowledged Israel existed, or the goddamn UAE for that matter. What, you couldn't get fucking Djibouti in? Was fucking Somaliland booked? The only thing this could possibly do is pressure the Palestinians into forcing a peace that benefits Israel and leaves them open for exploitation and second class citizenry, so... Yay, Noble Prize time?

This is like getting a Nobel Prize by letting Saudi Arabia annex the rest of the Arabian peninsula. Can't call it a war if the people fighting are officially part of the same country.

[Ifreann]

Wait, why is the United States signing any of this agreement between Israel, Bahrain, and UAE. I mean, someone already pointed out that this is Trump taking credit for something that was already more or less happening, but even if you grant that he made this happen somehow...what the fuck do we have to do with the agreement? Why do we need to sign?

Haha, motherfucker lost his pen because it was on his left. Green lady had to point it out to him. Pretty minor, but I'm bored.

EDIT: Oh man, Green Lady is having to earn her money today. Trump tried to give away his pen and she had to jump in and remind him that they still had to sign the Abraham accords. Green Lady is the real hero here.

EDIT 2: Now that I think about it, it's probably because we offered some sort of promise if they promised to play nice. Like, "we agree to get along and you agree to sell us fighter planes" or some shit.

Trump probably just likes signing things.

[Kowani]

Wait, why is the United States signing any of this agreement between Israel, Bahrain, and UAE. I mean, someone already pointed out that this is Trump taking credit for something that was already more or less happening, but even if you grant that he made this happen somehow...what the fuck do we have to do with the agreement? Why do we need to sign?

Haha, motherfucker lost his pen because it was on his left. Green lady had to point it out to him. Pretty minor, but I'm bored.

EDIT: Oh man, Green Lady is having to earn her money today. Trump tried to give away his pen and she had to jump in and remind him that they still had to sign the Abraham accords. Green Lady is the real hero here.

EDIT 2: Now that I think about it, it's probably because we offered some sort of promise if they promised to play nice. Like, "we agree to get along and you agree to sell us fighter planes" or some shit.

Trump probably just likes signing things.

Now all we need is a Sharpie and he'll be really happy.

[Jerzylvania]

Wait, why is the United States signing any of this agreement between Israel, Bahrain, and UAE. I mean, someone already pointed out that this is Trump taking credit for something that was already more or less happening, but even if you grant that he made this happen somehow...what the fuck do we have to do with the agreement? Why do we need to sign?

Haha, motherfucker lost his pen because it was on his left. Green lady had to point it out to him. Pretty minor, but I'm bored.

EDIT: Oh man, Green Lady is having to earn her money today. Trump tried to give away his pen and she had to jump in and remind him that they still had to sign the Abraham accords. Green Lady is the real hero here.

EDIT 2: Now that I think about it, it's probably because we offered some sort of promise if they promised to play nice. Like, "we agree to get along and you agree to sell us fighter planes" or some shit.

Trump probably just likes signing things.

Donny just likes the smell of those Sharpies. He probably sniffed many a Magic Marker in the 1950's in the back row of rich kid school.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Wait, why is the United States signing any of this agreement between Israel, Bahrain, and UAE. I mean, someone already pointed out that this is Trump taking credit for something that was already more or less happening, but even if you grant that he made this happen somehow...what the fuck do we have to do with the agreement? Why do we need to sign?

Haha, motherfucker lost his pen because it was on his left. Green lady had to point it out to him. Pretty minor, but I'm bored.

EDIT: Oh man, Green Lady is having to earn her money today. Trump tried to give away his pen and she had to jump in and remind him that they still had to sign the Abraham accords. Green Lady is the real hero here.

EDIT 2: Now that I think about it, it's probably because we offered some sort of promise if they promised to play nice. Like, "we agree to get along and you agree to sell us fighter planes" or some shit.

It’s very common for parties which provided mediation in a dispute to sign the agreement as well. That way, once ratified, the mediator can hold each party to their promises, meaning the mediation role can still exist in the future. That isn’t really surprising.

[Shazbotdom]

Didn't they already investigate it? Also isn't the book already out and there's absolutely god fucking all they can do about the contents now?

Timely as always, like the Coronavirus existing.

Bolton can still go to prison, have his assets seized, etc. It's too late to control the information-which flows unrestricted, but that's not what this is about.

Except they investigated once and said that no top secret information within it. So, why investigate again? I guess the Republicans only like wasting money if it's them doing endless investigations.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

I think this motherfucker just said that he advised the nations of the Middle East to unite against a common enemy of civilization.

Gonna have to wait for the replay to make sure I heard that right.


Trump doing the signing of the Bahrain, UAE, Israel agreement.

Who is the common enemy of civilization?

[Kowani]

I think this motherfucker just said that he advised the nations of the Middle East to unite against a common enemy of civilization.

Gonna have to wait for the replay to make sure I heard that right.


Trump doing the signing of the Bahrain, UAE, Israel agreement.

Who is the common enemy of civilization?

The barbarians.

[Valrifell]

Who is the common enemy of civilization?

The barbarians.

The Sea Peoples are still out there, waiting for their time to strike once more.

[Gravlen]

Bolton can still go to prison, have his assets seized, etc. It's too late to control the information-which flows unrestricted, but that's not what this is about.

Except they investigated once and said that no top secret information within it. So, why investigate again? I guess the Republicans only like wasting money if it's them doing endless investigations.

Performative. The goal is to scare whomever is thinking of writing the next book, not Bolton.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

I think this motherfucker just said that he advised the nations of the Middle East to unite against a common enemy of civilization.

Gonna have to wait for the replay to make sure I heard that right.


Trump doing the signing of the Bahrain, UAE, Israel agreement.

Who is the common enemy of civilization?

Sea Raiders

[Gravlen]

I think this motherfucker just said that he advised the nations of the Middle East to unite against a common enemy of civilization.

Gonna have to wait for the replay to make sure I heard that right.


Trump doing the signing of the Bahrain, UAE, Israel agreement.

Who is the common enemy of civilization?

The Swiss navy.

[Sanghyeok]

Who is the common enemy of civilization?

The Swiss navy.

They are hiding at least 10 aircraft carriers in the Alps. And maybe the Yamato too.

[Borderlands of Rojava]

The barbarians.

The Sea Peoples are still out there, waiting for their time to strike once more.

The Hyksos are like the Predator. They'll come back and start head hunting once again.

Considering that Trump thought Bruce Wayne was a real guy and Fredrick Douglas was still alive, im worried he'd be like "I saw this documentary about this big scary guy in a mask who hunts people and takes their heads as a trophy. Big scary guy who can turn invisible too. Advise the army to be on alert in Colombia. I better ask that loser Arnold if he really thinks he could beat such a higher energy monster, since he's such a low energy cuck."

[Kiu Ghesik]

Who is the common enemy of civilization?

The barbarians.

...I resemble that statement.

[Aureumterra]

Does the Nobel prize actually matter in any way? Obama won it for being black and not being George Bush, last year they were seriously considering giving it to Greta Thunberg

The shittiest one is when the fucking European Union won the Nobel prize

[Liriena]

Does the Nobel prize actually matter in any way? Obama won it for being black and not being George Bush, last year they were seriously considering giving it to Greta Thunberg

The shittiest one is when the fucking European Union won the Nobel prize

I feel like the Nobel Peace Prize mostly works as a sort of symbolic reward for inspiring ideals that don't rock the boat too much. A pat in the back from the establishment for people with nice, non-threatening dreams.

Either that or, in Kissinger's case, a "you did imperialism really good" seal of approval.

[Sanghyeok]

Does the Nobel prize actually matter in any way? Obama won it for being black and not being George Bush, last year they were seriously considering giving it to Greta Thunberg

The shittiest one is when the fucking European Union won the Nobel prize

The European Union isn't a bad recipient though

[Borderlands of Rojava]

Does the Nobel prize actually matter in any way? Obama won it for being black and not being George Bush, last year they were seriously considering giving it to Greta Thunberg

The shittiest one is when the fucking European Union won the Nobel prize

I wouldnt mind it going to Greta Thunberg. Obama though...

[Sanghyeok]

Does the Nobel prize actually matter in any way? Obama won it for being black and not being George Bush, last year they were seriously considering giving it to Greta Thunberg

The shittiest one is when the fucking European Union won the Nobel prize

I feel like the Nobel Peace Prize mostly works as a sort of symbolic reward for inspiring ideals that don't rock the boat too much. A pat in the back from the establishment for people with nice, non-threatening dreams.

Either that or, in Kissinger's case, a "you did imperialism really good" seal of approval.

The person who nominated Kissinger.....was a sadist

[Fartsniffage]

Does the Nobel prize actually matter in any way? Obama won it for being black and not being George Bush, last year they were seriously considering giving it to Greta Thunberg

The shittiest one is when the fucking European Union won the Nobel prize

Nah. The worst was Kissinger.

The EU at least has a record of no major war in Europe since 1945.

[Valrifell]

Does the Nobel prize actually matter in any way? Obama won it for being black and not being George Bush, last year they were seriously considering giving it to Greta Thunberg

The shittiest one is when the fucking European Union won the Nobel prize

I feel like the Nobel Peace Prize mostly works as a sort of symbolic reward for inspiring ideals that don't rock the boat too much. A pat in the back from the establishment for people with nice, non-threatening dreams.

Either that or, in Kissinger's case, a "you did imperialism really good" seal of approval.

I mean Gorbachev essentially got a Nobel prize for forfeiting the Cold War, so.