MAGAThread XIX: Hambergers, Noble Prizes, & Disinfectant

by **Neutraligon** » Sat May 23, 2020 2:08 am

Valrifell wrote:
Neutraligon wrote:And even in those cities if the federal government discovers them, they are not protected by the city/state.

All a sanctuary city is, to my understanding, is a city essentially going "we can't physically stop you from rounding up migrants, but you'll have to do it yourself and we won't help"

I thought we were big on devolution and decentralization? Or is it bad now that the spooky liberals figured out how to play too?

Correct.

by **Knask** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:02 am

As the US inches closer to 100,000 casualties following the Corona pandemic, the president makes a bold move befitting any leader facing a crisis: He goes golfing.

by **The Black Forrest** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:22 am

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Jesus..... Who needs guns to protect potatoes? Is the US really that backwards?

I couldn't decide between these two:

Turns out we still don't trust the Irish.

-or-

In America, first you get the potatoes.

Then you get the money.

Then you get the women.

I thought I responded to this. My wife who can care less about this place; laughed at "Turns out we still don't trust the Irish."

by **The Black Forrest** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:24 am

Rojava Free State wrote:
Diahon wrote:So this was why American soft power was pissed away in four years? This? Fucking this?

hahahahahahahahahahaha whateventhefuckingfuck

I love living in the cold war.

Cold war? Nah. We old timers did that already. This is something different.

by **The Black Forrest** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:25 am

Knask wrote:As the US inches closer to 100,000 casualties following the Corona pandemic, the president makes a bold move befitting any leader facing a crisis: He goes golfing.

But but but he said he would have not time to golf

by **Valrifell** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:25 am

The Black Forrest wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
I love living in the cold war.

Cold war? Nah. We old timers did that already. This is something different.

A lukewarm tussle? A room-temperature showdown? A frigid standoff? A freezing bout of fisticuffs?

by **Juristonia** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:30 am

A tepid kerfuffle

by **The Black Forrest** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:33 am

Ethel mermania wrote:I dont think the president has the authority to "open" up the churches. That said, the states don't have the authority to shut them down either.

Why not? It happened in 1918. Pastors got newspapers to print sermons and the Boy Scouts delivered them. Even one guy who vowed to keep doing it and pray the flu away ended up canceling events which were estimated to draw 10000 people.

Mass gatherings in a hot spot is a bad idea. If the Pope can do Easter mass via streaming; why do these guys have to be open?

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:34 am

Juristonia wrote:A tepid kerfuffle

A slight kerfuffle to end all kerfuffles.

by **Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:58 am

A cold war between two powers only opposed on realpolitical grounds and not on ideological grounds (one being a capitalist nationalis oligarchy and the other being a capitalist neofeodal kleptocracy) just doesn’t strike me as much.

by **Valrifell** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:59 am

Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States wrote:A cold war between two powers only opposed on realpolitical grounds and not on ideological grounds (one being a capitalist nationalis oligarchy and the other being a capitalist neofeodal kleptocracy) just doesn’t strike me as much.

Fuck which one's which >.>

by **Nakena** » Sat May 23, 2020 10:17 am

Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States wrote:A cold war between two powers only opposed on realpolitical grounds and not on ideological grounds (one being a capitalist nationalis oligarchy and the other being a capitalist neofeodal kleptocracy) just doesn’t strike me as much.

Bruh.

by **Knask** » Sat May 23, 2020 10:39 am

The Black Forrest wrote:
Knask wrote:As the US inches closer to 100,000 casualties following the Corona pandemic, the president makes a bold move befitting any leader facing a crisis: He goes golfing.

But but but he said he would have not time to golf

95,000 deaths and 15% unemployment... Well, it's not like he has the power to do anything about that anyway. It's not his fault when things go bad, only when things go good.

by **Gormwood** » Sat May 23, 2020 10:40 am

Knask wrote:
The Black Forrest wrote:

But but but he said he would have not time to golf

95,000 deaths and 15% unemployment... Well, it's not like he has the power to do anything about that anyway. It's not his fault when things go bad, only when things go good.

Privatized credit, socialized and outsourced blame. The Trump Way.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sat May 23, 2020 11:22 am

oof

How can anyone be this fucking stupid jfc

by **Gormwood** » Sat May 23, 2020 11:33 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:oof

How can anyone be this fucking stupid jfc

"Half of Fox News viewers think Bill Gates is using pandemic to microchip them, survey suggests"

by **Zapato** » Sat May 23, 2020 11:36 am

The Black Forrest wrote:
Knask wrote:As the US inches closer to 100,000 casualties following the Corona pandemic, the president makes a bold move befitting any leader facing a crisis: He goes golfing.

But but but he said he would have not time to golf

At one point, in 2014, he said that when Obama played his 200th round of golf during his presidency. Obama spent six years getting to that mark, while Trump has reached that point in three.

He said when you get the presidency, you should give up golf for a couple of years. Trump correctly said "there are times to play, and times you can't play", and that "it sends the wrong signal" if you play golf during a time of a crisis.

Of course, that wouldn't apply to Trump himself, nor will you see any outrage on Fox News like what the mustered in 2014.

by **Zapato** » Sat May 23, 2020 11:42 am

Gormwood wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:oof

How can anyone be this fucking stupid jfc

"Half of Fox News viewers think Bill Gates is using pandemic to microchip them, survey suggests"

That's 50% of Fox News viewers, but don't forget the 25% of Fox News viewers who say they are "not sure".

Only 1/4th of Fox News viewes does not think Bill Gates is using pandemic to microchip them.

by **Austria-Bohemia-Hungary** » Sat May 23, 2020 11:58 am

I like how a quarter of the consumers of Fox News are unsure about whether or not bullshit is actually bullshit.

by **An Alan Smithee Nation** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:01 pm

Bill Gates isn't microchipping Americans, but Rupert Murdoch is making them dumb.

by **The Black Forrest** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:30 pm

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:Bill Gates isn't microchipping Americans, but Rupert Murdoch is making them dumb.

Hmmm. Sounds like a reason to declare a police action on Australia.

by **Bear Stearns** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:33 pm

Has anyone here actually tried the Bud Light Chelada? Do you recommend? It's a nice day out and I feel like doing some day drinking on the roof.

by **The Black Forrest** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:33 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Juristonia wrote:A tepid kerfuffle

A slight kerfuffle to end all kerfuffles.

Let's not mess around. PURPLE NURPLE FIGHT! ARE YOU READY TO TWIST?!?!?!

by **The Black Forrest** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:35 pm

Bear Stearns wrote:Has anyone here actually tried the Bud Light Chelada? Do you recommend? It's a nice day out and I feel like doing some day drinking on the roof.

That.....just sounds nasty. Then again, it could cover the taste of bud light.

by **An Alan Smithee Nation** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:35 pm

The Black Forrest wrote:
An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:Bill Gates isn't microchipping Americans, but Rupert Murdoch is making them dumb.

Hmmm. Sounds like a reason to declare a police action on Australia.

Goodnight Vienna.

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