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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun May 03, 2020 10:35 am

Ifreann wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:Pretty sure they meant in relation to North Korea, not the only one he had diplomatic relationship with in the world.
There's also the chance that Un's sister has her shit together and would present a more formidable opponent. Or not. I really just now learned he had a sister. It's just a possibility.

Really hope we can avoid having to hear Trump talk about Kim Yo-jong is, because there is no way that he would be remotely normal.


Bout to cook up some nightmare fuel here, but let's imagine Trump wins reelection and replaces Mike Pence with Kanye West and then divorces Melania and begins dating Kim Yo-jong. And on the night of his inaugural ball, he goes on stage and begins describing in horrific detail the sexual acts they've been doing, forcing his own fans to not gag in fear of displeasing the God emperor and forcing the evangelical Christians to try and rationalize how the unspeakable horrors he just talked about, which were so awful they drove people insane, are still not sins against God.
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Postby Galloism » Sun May 03, 2020 10:36 am

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Ifreann wrote:Really hope we can avoid having to hear Trump talk about Kim Yo-jong is, because there is no way that he would be remotely normal.


Bout to cook up some nightmare fuel here, but let's imagine Trump wins reelection and replaces Mike Pence with Kanye West and then divorces Melania and begins dating Kim Yo-jong. And on the night of his inaugural ball, he goes on stage and begins describing in horrific detail the sexual acts they've been doing, forcing his own fans to not gag in fear of displeasing the God emperor and forcing the evangelical Christians to try and rationalize how the unspeakable horrors he just talked about, which were so awful they drove people insane, are still not sins against God.

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Postby Valrifell » Sun May 03, 2020 10:43 am

Galloism wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Bout to cook up some nightmare fuel here, but let's imagine Trump wins reelection and replaces Mike Pence with Kanye West and then divorces Melania and begins dating Kim Yo-jong. And on the night of his inaugural ball, he goes on stage and begins describing in horrific detail the sexual acts they've been doing, forcing his own fans to not gag in fear of displeasing the God emperor and forcing the evangelical Christians to try and rationalize how the unspeakable horrors he just talked about, which were so awful they drove people insane, are still not sins against God.

I’m putting my agents in motion as we speak.


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Postby Aclion » Sun May 03, 2020 12:28 pm

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Postby The Black Forrest » Sun May 03, 2020 12:30 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Galloism wrote:I’m putting my agents in motion as we speak.


I'm instructing my agents to implement counter measures.


After consideration; we are sitting this one out. We do not see a Kanye West becoming VP. Our intelligence community has determined Trump can not live with a VP who would get more air time then him.
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Postby Nakena » Sun May 03, 2020 1:06 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Really hope we can avoid having to hear Trump talk about Kim Yo-jong is, because there is no way that he would be remotely normal.


Bout to cook up some nightmare fuel here, but let's imagine Trump wins reelection and replaces Mike Pence with Kanye West and then divorces Melania and begins dating Kim Yo-jong. And on the night of his inaugural ball, he goes on stage and begins describing in horrific detail the sexual acts they've been doing, forcing his own fans to not gag in fear of displeasing the God emperor and forcing the evangelical Christians to try and rationalize how the unspeakable horrors he just talked about, which were so awful they drove people insane, are still not sins against God.


Thats the whole point of the Trump presidency in a nutshell. To permentently morally ruin and discredit the moralist evangelicals and similar minded fellows... without them even noticing it.

You should come some time to RWDT and other threads. You'd be surpised. Basically theres hardline reactionary christians admitting they joined forces with Trump in what can be hardly described otherwise than a Pact with the Devil.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun May 03, 2020 1:25 pm

Nakena wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Bout to cook up some nightmare fuel here, but let's imagine Trump wins reelection and replaces Mike Pence with Kanye West and then divorces Melania and begins dating Kim Yo-jong. And on the night of his inaugural ball, he goes on stage and begins describing in horrific detail the sexual acts they've been doing, forcing his own fans to not gag in fear of displeasing the God emperor and forcing the evangelical Christians to try and rationalize how the unspeakable horrors he just talked about, which were so awful they drove people insane, are still not sins against God.


Thats the whole point of the Trump presidency in a nutshell. To permentently morally ruin and discredit the moralist evangelicals and similar minded fellows... without them even noticing it.

You should come some time to RWDT and other threads. You'd be surpised. Basically theres hardline reactionary christians admitting they joined forces with Trump in what can be hardly described otherwise than a Pact with the Devil.


The irony, lmao.
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Postby Albrenia » Sun May 03, 2020 3:53 pm

The religious right in the US always has had a rather large problem of moral hypocrisy, but now it is just rather more glaring than it normally is.

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Postby Diahon » Sun May 03, 2020 4:43 pm

Nakena wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Bout to cook up some nightmare fuel here, but let's imagine Trump wins reelection and replaces Mike Pence with Kanye West and then divorces Melania and begins dating Kim Yo-jong. And on the night of his inaugural ball, he goes on stage and begins describing in horrific detail the sexual acts they've been doing, forcing his own fans to not gag in fear of displeasing the God emperor and forcing the evangelical Christians to try and rationalize how the unspeakable horrors he just talked about, which were so awful they drove people insane, are still not sins against God.


Thats the whole point of the Trump presidency in a nutshell. To permentently morally ruin and discredit the moralist evangelicals and similar minded fellows... without them even noticing it.

You should come some time to RWDT and other threads. You'd be surpised. Basically theres hardline reactionary christians admitting they joined forces with Trump in what can be hardly described otherwise than a Pact with the Devil.


i go to rwdt pretty often, and i saw no sign of this at all

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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun May 03, 2020 4:46 pm

Albrenia wrote:The religious right in the US always has had a rather large problem of moral hypocrisy, but now it is just rather more glaring than it normally is.


The party of family values is lead by a man who cheats on his wife with a stripper, hates his youngest son and makes lewd comments about his daughter. Irony.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Kowani » Sun May 03, 2020 4:48 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
Albrenia wrote:The religious right in the US always has had a rather large problem of moral hypocrisy, but now it is just rather more glaring than it normally is.


The party of family values is lead by a man who cheats on his wife with a stripper, hates his youngest son and makes lewd comments about his daughter. Irony.

I’m sure there’s an Adult Swim show for this...
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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun May 03, 2020 4:49 pm

Kowani wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
The party of family values is lead by a man who cheats on his wife with a stripper, hates his youngest son and makes lewd comments about his daughter. Irony.

I’m sure there’s an Adult Swim show for this...


It feels like I'm eternally damned to live in the show Southpark.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Nakena » Sun May 03, 2020 4:51 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
Albrenia wrote:The religious right in the US always has had a rather large problem of moral hypocrisy, but now it is just rather more glaring than it normally is.


The party of family values is lead by a man who cheats on his wife with a stripper, hates his youngest son and makes lewd comments about his daughter. Irony.


It's basically the american Berlusconi. Just that Trump was a natural appearence and has no P2 masters in the background. (and if there were any, they couldn control their own creation either)
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Postby Diahon » Sun May 03, 2020 4:55 pm

Kowani wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
The party of family values is lead by a man who cheats on his wife with a stripper, hates his youngest son and makes lewd comments about his daughter. Irony.

I’m sure there’s an Adult Swim show for this...


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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun May 03, 2020 4:56 pm

Nakena wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
The party of family values is lead by a man who cheats on his wife with a stripper, hates his youngest son and makes lewd comments about his daughter. Irony.


It's basically the american Berlusconi. Just that Trump was a natural appearence and has no P2 masters in the background. (and if there were any, they couldn control their own creation either)


Once upon a time someone warned that Trump would make us a white Christian sharia state.

That's funny. If trump was a dictator, the streets of every city would be lined with strip clubs, dive bars, nightclubs, cigar lounges and plenty of drug dealers who you can get your kicks from. Imagine Bangkok and Las Vegas mixed together. That would be Trumpmerica. And trump would have a monopoly not only on the use of force, but also on the use of premium adderall XR, strippers, and everyone's wife for sex whether she wants it or not. Trumpmerica, the dystopian near future dictatorship, would be reminiscent of 1980s New York City.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Sun May 03, 2020 5:06 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
Nakena wrote:
It's basically the american Berlusconi. Just that Trump was a natural appearence and has no P2 masters in the background. (and if there were any, they couldn control their own creation either)


Once upon a time someone warned that Trump would make us a white Christian sharia state.

That's funny. If trump was a dictator, the streets of every city would be lined with strip clubs, dive bars, nightclubs, cigar lounges and plenty of drug dealers who you can get your kicks from. Imagine Bangkok and Las Vegas mixed together. That would be Trumpmerica. And trump would have a monopoly not only on the use of force, but also on the use of premium adderall XR, strippers, and everyone's wife for sex whether she wants it or not. Trumpmerica, the dystopian near future dictatorship, would be reminiscent of 1980s New York City.

I imagined it more like Hunger Games society tbh, with an absolutely decadent urbanised 1-10% elite and 90% destitute menial slave labourers.
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Postby Gormwood » Sun May 03, 2020 5:07 pm

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Once upon a time someone warned that Trump would make us a white Christian sharia state.

That's funny. If trump was a dictator, the streets of every city would be lined with strip clubs, dive bars, nightclubs, cigar lounges and plenty of drug dealers who you can get your kicks from. Imagine Bangkok and Las Vegas mixed together. That would be Trumpmerica. And trump would have a monopoly not only on the use of force, but also on the use of premium adderall XR, strippers, and everyone's wife for sex whether she wants it or not. Trumpmerica, the dystopian near future dictatorship, would be reminiscent of 1980s New York City.

I imagined it more like Hunger Games society tbh, with an absolutely decadent urbanised 1-10% elite and 90% destitute menial slave labourers.

With Tributes from all the former blue states.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun May 03, 2020 5:08 pm

Gormwood wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:I imagined it more like Hunger Games society tbh, with an absolutely decadent urbanised 1-10% elite and 90% destitute menial slave labourers.

With Tributes from all the former blue states.


Trump would probably legalize hunting people in New York, just to punish them for not voting for him.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Northern Davincia » Sun May 03, 2020 5:29 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
Gormwood wrote:With Tributes from all the former blue states.


Trump would probably legalize hunting people in New York, just to punish them for not voting for him.

This would pose some trouble for me, well-armed as I am.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun May 03, 2020 5:31 pm

Northern Davincia wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Trump would probably legalize hunting people in New York, just to punish them for not voting for him.

This would pose some trouble for me, well-armed as I am.



Unfortunately he isn't very smart so he would end up killing at least 100 people who voted for him.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Diahon » Sun May 03, 2020 6:37 pm

so who fucking thought trump of all people would look good sitting down for an interview in lincoln's marbled shadow?

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Postby Gormwood » Sun May 03, 2020 6:39 pm

Diahon wrote:so who fucking thought trump of all people would look good sitting down for an interview in lincoln's marbled shadow?

You answered the question.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Sun May 03, 2020 11:54 pm

So, George W Bush makes a non-committal and pointedly unspecific call for a lack of partisanship in the response to the pandemic. Doesn't even call out Trump on anything, basically a generic 'bothsides' esque thing.

Trump's response? Guesses...anyone? Say, "Yeah, Democrats should stop playing partisan politics while I try and solve this..."? Good ol' blame shifting but still following the spirit. Nope. Thanking the former president and saying we're coming together as a nation to fight this? Kind of bullshit, ignores his own culpability? Nope, that's what a normal politician might do.

Nah, he goes to twitter with a 'what have you done for me lately' bend complaining that Bush didn't speak up for him during the impeachment.

Because we elected a petty infantile embarrassment. This fucking guy.
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Postby New haven america » Mon May 04, 2020 1:11 am

Cannot think of a name wrote:So, George W Bush makes a non-committal and pointedly unspecific call for a lack of partisanship in the response to the pandemic. Doesn't even call out Trump on anything, basically a generic 'bothsides' esque thing.

Trump's response? Guesses...anyone? Say, "Yeah, Democrats should stop playing partisan politics while I try and solve this..."? Good ol' blame shifting but still following the spirit. Nope. Thanking the former president and saying we're coming together as a nation to fight this? Kind of bullshit, ignores his own culpability? Nope, that's what a normal politician might do.

Nah, he goes to twitter with a 'what have you done for me lately' bend complaining that Bush didn't speak up for him during the impeachment.

Because we elected a petty infantile embarrassment. This fucking guy.

Don't like, all the former Presidents hate him?

Even Carter, who's like the chilliest of them all.
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Postby -Astoria » Mon May 04, 2020 1:23 am

New haven america wrote:Don't like, all the former Presidents hate him?

Even Carter, who's like the chilliest of them all.

Ooh, spicy.

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