UFO Videos Officially Confirmed by US Government

by **MineLegotia and Equestria** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:56 pm

In my opinion, it's probably some weather phenomenon that we still don't understand. Not aliens.

by **Neanderthaland** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:58 pm

WE'VE COME BACK TO RECLAIM OUR PLANET.

by **Northwest Slobovia** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:04 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:WE'VE COME BACK TO RECLAIM OUR PLANET.

You'll have to take a number. Line forms to the left.

by **Neanderthaland** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:08 pm

Northwest Slobovia wrote:
Neanderthaland wrote:WE'VE COME BACK TO RECLAIM OUR PLANET.

You'll have to take a number. Line forms to the left.

I am not queuing behind a Denisovan, damn it all. I demand to see Earth's manager!

by **Aclion** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:41 pm

Greed and Death wrote:Why didn't they shoot it we had target lock ?

because they have no idea what it is and what the consequences of doing that might be. For all they know it's one of the US's Projects.

by **Bromagia** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:09 pm

Greed and Death wrote:Why didn't they shoot it we had target lock ?

As I recall they didn't have live ammunition.

by **The Archregimancy** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:52 am

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

I would like to remind them that as a trusted moderator on this site, I can be helpful in rounding up NSG to toil in their underground sugar caves.

by **Raider Clans** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:57 am

The Archregimancy wrote:I for one welcome our new ~~insect~~ lizard overlords.

FTFY

by **Champagne Socialist Sharifistan** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:01 am

Whilst there may be intelligent aliens (the universe is so big), UFOs are probably some secret Russian thing.

by **The Sladerstan** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:02 am

I don't believe in aliens but I have seen UFO's 2 times in my life.

The first one is this:
I was in the backseat of a pickup truck driving through the "country" roads. I looked out of my window and saw a peculiar glare. I rolled down my window, suspecting it was the reflection of the sun. It wasn't. What I saw was a silver disk about 20 feet in length following us. I was, as expected, in shock. It had no noise, no visible windows, no engine, and no detail. It was simply a silver disc. I only reacted enough to tell my brother to look. As we turned down a curve in the road, It continued in the direction it was headed. I still don't know what it was.

The second is this:
We were outside talking and we noticed there were stars in the sky vanishing. Everyone just began talking again, and I looked at the horizon to a small area where the clouds were parted (it was cloudy over the horizon). I saw a MASSIVE black object, covered in red beacons and moving very fast. It was very bulky and tall. It almost reminded me of an Overlord Class ship from Interstellar Pilot. It went between the parting in the clouds, and I never saw it again. That night, I cannot tell if I was dreaming or in a state of sleep paralysis, but I saw this black figure outside my window, with a green glow surrounding it. It was holding a flare, aiming towards the sky. I passed out.

Well, there you have my UFO stories. I still don't believe aliens exist, and I haven't seen them since. I cannot explain what I saw, only that they were otherworldly.

by **Risottia** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:17 am

Neanderthaland wrote:
Northwest Slobovia wrote:You'll have to take a number. Line forms to the left.

I am not queuing behind a Denisovan, damn it all. I demand to see Earth's manager!

I'm busy, sorry.

by **Champagne Socialist Sharifistan** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:20 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Whilst there may be intelligent aliens (the universe is so big), UFOs are probably some secret Russian thing.

Why does no one promote that as a theory?

by **State of Turelisa** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:21 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdime ... hypothesis

Vallée proposes that there is a genuine UFO phenomenon, partly associated with a form of non-human consciousness that manipulates space and time. The phenomenon has been active throughout human history, and seems to masquerade in various forms to different cultures. In his opinion, the intelligence behind the phenomenon attempts social manipulation by using deception on the humans with whom they interact.

by **The Archregimancy** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:42 am

Neanderthaland wrote:
Northwest Slobovia wrote:You'll have to take a number. Line forms to the left.

I am not queuing behind a Denisovan, damn it all. I demand to see Earth's manager!

Your query has been elevated to the system-wide manager since regional manager Risottia refused to field your request.

Your complaint, sir?

Yes... I see.

Look, the Homo floresiensis spaceship just turned up and told me that 'the little people's time has come at last', the North Sentinalese Galactic War Cruiser wants to take us back to some prelapsarian hunter-gather idyll that 'the rest of you Homo sapiens have ruined', and a whole bunch of squabbling Ardipitheci battle fleets are threatening to open fire - on us and each other - unless I agree that full-time bipedalism is slightly overrated; so I'm just a little busy right now.

If you refuse to queue behind the Denisovan Star Admiral, can you perhaps sit patiently with the Homo heidelbergensis delegation - over there by the Homo ergaster Sunlord - until it's your turn?

by **Bulgar Rouge** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:01 am

Probably not alien, but I wouldn't dismiss that option either. Most people dismiss it because conceptual "aliens" nowadays are mostly associated with nutjobs and schizophrenic patients.

But the Universe is so incomprehensibly vast that our cumulative technological capability to explore it is a joke. Scout craft from extraterrestrial civilisations are in the "extremely unlikely" category, not the "impossible" category.

by **Alvecia** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:01 am

US Government confirms that there are indeed photos so blurry, you can't make out the specific flying object.

by **Valentian Elysium** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:10 am

D'you guys think that when the aliens come down on Earth, they'll go on NationStates, causing a mass influx of nations?

by **Risottia** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:21 am

Nakena wrote:AMRAAM em

"Mr. Chekov, jam their radar".

by **Duvniask** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:58 am

Neanderthaland wrote:
Northwest Slobovia wrote:You'll have to take a number. Line forms to the left.

I am not queuing behind a Denisovan, damn it all. I demand to see Earth's manager!

There once was a Neanderthal named Karen.

by **Violet Flood** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:27 am

Everybody gangsta till the Hopkinsville Goblins be looking in their windows like O_O

by **Surrealist Patagonia** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:30 am

It's probably aliens doing some recon before planning on invading Earth. But I wonder though. Do they really look like green, bald-ass midgets like Hollywood likes to portray.

by **Gigaverse** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:30 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
Pythaga wrote:Calling them UFOs was kind of a bad idea in my mind, because everyone jumps to assuming aliens. There are plenty of possible mundane explanations that are far more likely than aliens.

What else would you call an unidentified flying object?

non-identified hovering object

by **Greed and Death** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:48 am

Aclion wrote:
Greed and Death wrote:Why didn't they shoot it we had target lock ?

because they have no idea what it is and what the consequences of doing that might be. For all they know it's one of the US's Projects.

Well the CIA should have gave us a heads up there fault their super fast plane was taken down.

by **Ifreann** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:57 am

Can't believe that the US government admitted that there are things they don't know.

by **Albrenia** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:00 am

Ifreann wrote:Can't believe that the US government admitted that there are things they don't know.

That's just because Trump hasn't been asked.

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