Would you play golf with Donald Trump?

by **Diahon** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:45 am

Page wrote:I definitely would play golf with Trump. It's clear to me he is very easily manipulated by anyone who strikes his ego. I would inception policies I want in his head while convincing him they were his idea all along.

given his talent at putting the worst spin possible on virtually anything that can be potentially good? nahhhhhhhh fuck him

by **Gormwood** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:45 am

Diahon wrote:Can I golf worth shit? No -- I haven't played any form of golf or any form resembling golf since I was twelve, and that was a Rugrats video game I played with a family friend at her house, so I'm confident that won't translate well in real life at all.

Will I feign competence to get near enough to Trump? I want to get rid of Trump, so of course.

Good thing you don't live in the U.S.

by **Stardust Crusdaers** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:45 am

Well, I used to play golf, so why not?

by **Rojava Free State** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:46 am

I realized yesterday after watching a news conference on COVID that Trump never matured past age 13 or 14. His mentality and his voice match that of an edgy teenager.

by **Stardust Crusdaers** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:48 am

Wanna know the best golf club? Isshin Matoi's (and now Ryuko Matoi's) Scissor Blade

by **Diahon** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:51 am

Ethel mermania wrote:Yeah sure why not, his courses, even the public ones, are pretty nice. I know how to sweet talk NYC real estate developers so it should be a good time.

A better question is would I let him win.

it's not a question of whether you'll let him win, though

he can't take losing, but never wants to improve his game, so he'll cheat, ignore your protests, and crown himself king again

by **Ifreann** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:38 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Nobel Hobos 2 wrote:
Wait, you play golf?

... not really.

Is it hard? I think I'd want to practice a bit before going so I don't completely embarrass myself in the game. Maybe give me 3 weeks prep?

Aren't you concerned that if the Chinese authorities learn that you've been consorting with the enemy they'll arrest you?

by **United Muscovite Nations** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:39 am

No, I'm terrible at golf, that motherfucker would humiliate me.

by **The Emerald Legion** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:42 am

I'm terrible at golf, but sure.

I at least know what everything is called thanks to a youthful job maintaining golf courses.

by **Gormwood** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:51 am

United Muscovite Nations wrote:No, I'm terrible at golf, that motherfucker would humiliate me.

He wouldn't have to cheat?

by **Torisakia** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:53 am

Yes but only if I get to see him in those nice golf khakis.

by **Dominioan** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:56 am

heeeeellll naw

by **DragonFarm** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:59 am

Ill tell yah, I would play golf with Donnie, but not Biden, Biden would ask me where the ball was when its sitting in his hand. I dont want to babysit him.

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:00 am

To be invited to play golf with any sitting President is a stunning honor, much less a President that I really, really like.

The problem is that I suck at golf. I know this because I have never played real golf. Before the appointed time, I would have to go out on a golf course and actually play a full round there, just so I have the slightest of understanding of how to swing.

I would have refused golf with Obama because I would want to argue with him or whatever about politics. It doesn't help that I curse the ground he walks on. Golf is supposed to be fun and sports are meant to be an unifying event. I would not want to ruin that.

by **Aurevbush** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:00 am

Golf, probably would've done so if he were still businessman as opposed to the President.

Tennis on the other hand, that image is gonna be stuck in my memory for all eternity. >_<

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:01 am

United Muscovite Nations wrote:No, I'm terrible at golf, [the President] would humiliate me.

This is my favorite post on here. I am in the same boat, as I have never played real golf, only mini-golf.

by **Ifreann** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:04 am

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:To be invited to play golf with any sitting President is a stunning honor, much less a President that I really, really like.

The problem is that I suck at golf. I know this because I have never played real golf. Before the appointed time, I would have to go out on a golf course and actually play a full round there, just so I have the slightest of understanding of how to swing.

I would have refused golf with Obama because I would want to argue with him or whatever about politics. It doesn't help that I curse the ground he walks on. Golf is supposed to be fun and sports are meant to be an unifying event. I would not want to ruin that.

Bad news, Trump's a cheat. He'd ruin the whole thing himself.

by **Middle Yyra** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:04 am

Golf is literally my worst sport lmao

by **Sundiata** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:08 am

I would respectfully decline as he did with regards to Vietnam.

Bonespurs was it?

by **Gormwood** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:11 am

Ifreann wrote:
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:To be invited to play golf with any sitting President is a stunning honor, much less a President that I really, really like.

The problem is that I suck at golf. I know this because I have never played real golf. Before the appointed time, I would have to go out on a golf course and actually play a full round there, just so I have the slightest of understanding of how to swing.

I would have refused golf with Obama because I would want to argue with him or whatever about politics. It doesn't help that I curse the ground he walks on. Golf is supposed to be fun and sports are meant to be an unifying event. I would not want to ruin that.

Bad news, Trump's a cheat. He'd ruin the whole thing himself.

He'd call it a stunning honor getting cheated out of a golf win by Trump.

by **Gormwood** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:12 am

Sundiata wrote:I would respectfully decline as he did with regards to Vietnam.

You'll get a sudden case of bone spurs?

by **New Sunmaria** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:13 am

I don't like golf so probably not.

by **Gormwood** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:13 am

DragonFarm wrote:Ill tell yah, I would play golf with Donnie, but not Biden, Biden would ask me where the ball was when its sitting in his hand. I dont want to babysit him.

Hurr Durr Biden has Alzheimers eh?

Time to take a drink.

by **Sundiata** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:16 am

Gormwood wrote:
Sundiata wrote:I would respectfully decline as he did with regards to Vietnam.

You'll get a sudden case of bone spurs?

The absolute cowardice.

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:16 am

Sundiata wrote:
Gormwood wrote:You'll get a sudden case of bone spurs?

The absolute cowardice.

ANYONE that mocks Trump for bone spurs has NEVER had bone spurs. People in my family have, and they can attest the absolute suffering it causes. Furthermore, the military will not allow you in if you have braces or diabetes because of the constant maintenance and refrigeration of insulin, respectively.

Trump was given college deferment (this is a lawful act) and he only had bone spurs for a short time before (IIRC) he got surgery. Trump was 1-A the rest of his life and was simply never called. My grandfather, who would have had to serve in Vietnam, was never conscripted either, because he was never called.

All of you are lucky to have never had bone spurs. My grandmother's spurs were so bad that she could barely walk.

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