Would you play golf with Donald Trump?

[Ethel mermania]

Balls will be smacked.

You will just wind up chasing them and bringing them back.

[Middle Barael]

Yes, but only because then I could swing and “accidentally” (wink wink nudge nudge) let it slip form my hands and hit Trump in his orange face.

[Radiatia]

Of course I would. I'd be fascinated to meet Donald Trump and I actually think we'd get on okay. I'm sort of neutral on Trump - I don't like him, but I don't hate him. I find him interesting.

And for the record I'd also play with Obama, or Tony Blair or fucking Kim Jong Un if the opportunity came up.

Playing golf with a world leader isn't an opportunity I'd turn down, and if they were someone I disagreed with, I'd take the opportunity to try and understand the perspective of someone I disagree with, rather than trying to virtue signal or sulk like a toddler and declaring "I'm not playing with you! You were mean on Twitter!"

[Somerania]

It's kinda cool to smack some balls with Donald but I would have to say no because I don't find golf entertaining

[Loben The 2nd]

Sure, why not.

[Gun Manufacturers]

Here's an interesting side question. If you said that you'd play golf with Trump, how many of you would "crop dust" him just before he attempts to tee off?

I would, because I have an odd sense of humor.

[Gormwood]

Here's an interesting side question. If you said that you'd play golf with Trump, how many of you would "crop dust" him just before he attempts to tee off?

I would, because I have an odd sense of humor.

And then he mustard gasses you in response with his dietary regimen.

[Stellonia]

I don't play golf, so no. I would be very willing to meet him in a different setting, though.

[Dogmeat]

He will play golf.

I will play fetch.

[Kandorith]

Sure why not, heck I would even drink a beer with him or whatever. heck it might even be fun and you can't ignore that opportunity at networking.

[El Gulash]

For the sake of the safety of our nation, our world, and our sanity. I would sacrifice myself to visit them for a game of 'golf'.

[Rojava Free State]

Sure why not, heck I would even drink a beer with him or whatever. heck it might even be fun and you can't ignore that opportunity at networking.

I don't wanna see Trump drunk. I've probably already seen him high several times and it wasn't fun.

[Kazakah]

Sure why not, heck I would even drink a beer with him or whatever. heck it might even be fun and you can't ignore that opportunity at networking.

Never underestimate the importance of networking

[Ifreann]

Sure why not, heck I would even drink a beer with him or whatever. heck it might even be fun and you can't ignore that opportunity at networking.

I don't wanna see Trump drunk. I've probably already seen him high several times and it wasn't fun.

Trump doesn't drink.

[Unstoppable Empire of Doom]

Do I have to waste a Sunday, or a paid vacation day? Or will I be receiving compensation for my time? If so, sure why not.

If not.... maybe? I mean how many opportunities do you get in a life to prank the leader of the free world? Besides I even agree with him on a few things (even a broken clock is right twice a day).

[Stellonia]

Sure why not, heck I would even drink a beer with him or whatever. heck it might even be fun and you can't ignore that opportunity at networking.

I don't wanna see Trump drunk. I've probably already seen him high several times and it wasn't fun.

High off what?

[Rojava Free State]

I don't wanna see Trump drunk. I've probably already seen him high several times and it wasn't fun.

High off what?

Speed. Many folks who have known him said he did and probably still does stuff like adderall to keep himself going, and it explains his bizarre theatrics one day being followed by a more calm and collected Trump the day after the rally. Just to quote Tom Arnold who was on the Apprentice:

Donald Trump abused Adderall on the set & it made him crazy. He even snorted Adderall. Mark Burnett knew it. It's scary.

Then there's Carrie Fisher's claim that Trump probably did/does cocaine: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ ... ump-937003

It isn't conclusive proof of anything but usually coke heads can sniff other coke heads out with ease. And considering that Trump is a stripper banging sleazebag businessman from New York City, the chances he did and still does drugs are not 0.

[Baja California Autonoma]

I would play it cool for 30 minutes then go psycho with dual-wielded golf clubs on his ass out of nowhere.

[Rojava Free State]

I would play it cool for 30 minutes then go psycho with dual-wielded golf clubs on his ass out of nowhere.

I love how half the people here would only play golf with Trump so they could attack him.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I would play it cool for 30 minutes then go psycho with dual-wielded golf clubs on his ass out of nowhere.

I love how half the people here would only play golf with Trump so they could attack him.

Be lots of dead people on the green by sundown. Bill Murray wont be happy.

[Gormwood]

I would play it cool for 30 minutes then go psycho with dual-wielded golf clubs on his ass out of nowhere.

I love how half the people here would only play golf with Trump so they could attack him.

Guaranteed the Secret Service will make Trump the punishment duty.

[The Greater German Reich of Europe]

I would play it cool for 30 minutes then go psycho with dual-wielded golf clubs on his ass out of nowhere.

I love how half the people here would only play golf with Trump so they could attack him.

I’m sure attacking Donald will go really well... I’m sure he’s got some sort of escort anyway. Trump vs Obama in golf would be what I would want to see since they both spend a lot of of time golfing.

[Geneviev]

I would play it cool for 30 minutes then go psycho with dual-wielded golf clubs on his ass out of nowhere.

I love how half the people here would only play golf with Trump so they could attack him.

There's nothing else that you would ever enjoy in the experience. It's Donald Trump, and it's golf.

[The Greater German Reich of Europe]

I love how half the people here would only play golf with Trump so they could attack him.

There's nothing else that you would ever enjoy in the experience. It's Donald Trump, and it's golf.

Eh, you wouldn’t get your club to touch him before the secret service would take you down. True golf is boring but I mean you could ask him something... future plans for the country? How’s Flottus doing?

[Geneviev]

There's nothing else that you would ever enjoy in the experience. It's Donald Trump, and it's golf.

Eh, you wouldn’t get your club to touch him before the secret service would take you down. True golf is boring but I mean you could ask him something... future plans for the country? How’s Flottus doing?

There is that. I don't think anyone would actually try, though.

Honestly, Trump is as dangerous as golf is boring. I wouldn't risk asking anything in case he doesn't like it.