Would you play golf with Donald Trump?

[The Mekhanite Empire]

I'd consider it if I knew anything about golf. I can't play golf at all, not even mini golf.

[Thermodolia]

I can't golf for shit so probably not.

This. I can’t golf to save my life. Hell im terrible at fucking miniature golf.

[Rosmana]

No, the way he talks drives me crazy.

[Albrenia]

I can't golf for shit so probably not.

This. I can’t golf to save my life. Hell im terrible at fucking miniature golf.

I can't golf and I don't like Trump so I don't think combining the two would work out for me either. I doubt he'd enjoy my presence any more than I would his, either.

[Celritannia]

"Ooops, sorry, I missed. Ooopps, oh dear, just took another chunk out of your lovely green. Look at that, I'm now digging a new bunker. Don't worry though, I''ll tee off soon"

[Union of Pepe]

Yes.

[Union of Pepe]

"Ooops, sorry, I missed. Ooopps, oh dear, just took another chunk out of your lovely green. Look at that, I'm now digging a new bunker. Don't worry though, I''ll tee off soon"

Funny

[Risottia]

I never played golf since time immemorial, so I'd rather do something else. Like, dunno, a walk.
Anyway, I'd do it only if invited directly and unable to oppose a polite refusal. It doesn't look like Mr.Trump is the kind of person whose company I would enjoy too much.
I'd rather have a stroll with Frau Merkel.

[Bear Stearns]

Hard to say. I'm what you'd call a "wet golfer", and in The Art of the Deal, Trump explicitly expresses a dislike for playing golf with people who slow the group down, and he is known to dislike drunkeness.

Tbh, I'd rather just get lunch with him or something. George Bush is the guy I'd go golfing with, he'd be more tolerant of my course behavior.

[Forsher]

No, the way he talks drives me crazy.

My cousin's impressions of him drive me crazy, but I thought that was because it was my cousin.

Trump explicitly expresses a dislike for playing golf with people who slow the group down, and he is known to dislike drunkeness.

Interesting.

Well, how hard can golf be anyway? Hitting the ball isn't all that difficult (he says not having tried in almost a decade). If all you're aiming for is forward momentum, could probably get within putting distance reasonably quickly... might be doing, what, six to eight hits a hole. It's far from good, but is it slow?

[Bear Stearns]

No, the way he talks drives me crazy.

My cousin's impressions of him drive me crazy, but I thought that was because it was my cousin.

Trump explicitly expresses a dislike for playing golf with people who slow the group down, and he is known to dislike drunkeness.

Interesting.

Well, how hard can golf be anyway? Hitting the ball isn't all that difficult (he says not having tried in almost a decade). If all you're aiming for is forward momentum, could probably get within putting distance reasonably quickly... might be doing, what, six to eight hits a hole. It's far from good, but is it slow?

Being inaccurate is what slows you down. And you are more likely to be inaccurate if you were only mediocre to begin with and frequently got drunk while playing.

[Exxosia]

I don't like real golfing. But I love mini golf. I think playing mini golf with Trump would be hilarious.

"These are the best little windmills. There are other windmills, but not like these. Just the best windmills. The greatest windmills."

[Dukin Donuts]

Hell yeah I would, even getting a chance at playing golf with him might mean that my social and monetary status has increased.

That and I genuinely want to know what he’s like personally.

[Rojava Free State]

No, because being the manchild he is, he would just cheat to win.

[Ifreann]

Yeah, I think so. It could be pretty entertaining to hassle Trump for hours on end.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Yes, but I'm going to need a really big club.

[Rojava Free State]

Hell yeah I would, even getting a chance at playing golf with him might mean that my social and monetary status has increased.

That and I genuinely want to know what he’s like personally.

Based on what I've heard, he's like what you see on TV. Loud and obnoxious.

[Telconi]

Yeah, I think so. It could be pretty entertaining to hassle Trump for hours on end.

Hassling trump seems like it'd get old quickly.

[Infected Mushroom]

OH MY GOD.

That would be AMAZING.

I'm one of his greatest fans. He's an incredible person, so Successful.

I would love to play golf with him and his pals for an afternoon. Maybe it could even open up some doors.

[Chrinthanium]

Not without the US Secret Service having to arrest me.

[Juristonia]

As much as Dick Cheney likes to go hunting with his friends.





This is a joke. Settle down.

[Dukin Donuts]

Hell yeah I would, even getting a chance at playing golf with him might mean that my social and monetary status has increased.

That and I genuinely want to know what he’s like personally.

Based on what I've heard, he's like what you see on TV. Loud and obnoxious.

I’m not going to be swayed by hearsay. If he turns out to be a whiny POC, I’ll just shake hands after the golfing is over with and move on with my life.

[The Archregimancy]

No, I would not.

But this is because I have absolutely no interest in golf whatsoever, and no intent of ever playing golf.

I would, however, be willing to watch a United States - Slovenia football/soccer match with Barron Trump. Barron is apparently an enthusiastic soccer fan.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

No, the way he talks drives me crazy.

My cousin's impressions of him drive me crazy, but I thought that was because it was my cousin.

Trump explicitly expresses a dislike for playing golf with people who slow the group down, and he is known to dislike drunkeness.

Interesting.

Well, how hard can golf be anyway? Hitting the ball isn't all that difficult (he says not having tried in almost a decade). If all you're aiming for is forward momentum, could probably get within putting distance reasonably quickly... might be doing, what, six to eight hits a hole. It's far from good, but is it slow?

Even if you're really sloppy and play each hole with the same club (say a 5), it still takes some time to get in your stance and swing. You could maybe make up the time jogging to the ball, but that gives up conversation time. Also, Donald will be riding a cart so make that running to the ball each time.

"Trump explicitly expresses a dislike for playing golf with people who slow the group down" is a deal breaker for me. Trying to play fast would make me so bad I'd probably run out of balls by the third hole.

Maybe something Trump isn't so good at? I suck at tennis too, but I'm sure I'd be quicker on the court than that old man. No. Wait. I want to play Donald Trump at chess. He would try to cheat, I just know it.

[Ifreann]

Yeah, I think so. It could be pretty entertaining to hassle Trump for hours on end.

Hassling trump seems like it'd get old quickly.

Possibly. If so I can just leave.

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OH MY GOD.

That would be AMAZING.

I'm one of his greatest fans. He's an incredible person, so Successful.

I would love to play golf with him and his pals for an afternoon. Maybe it could even open up some doors.

But IM, you're loyal to China. Trump is your enemy. He would think you a spy and have his Secret Service detail arrest you.