Would you play golf with Donald Trump?

[ImperialRussia]

Ya for a good talk

[Infected Mushroom]

... not really.

Is it hard? I think I'd want to practice a bit before going so I don't completely embarrass myself in the game. Maybe give me 3 weeks prep?

Aren't you concerned that if the Chinese authorities learn that you've been consorting with the enemy they'll arrest you?

Trump is a friend and ally of the Chinese. He didn’t really want to sign the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act, the legislature forced him to. The USA continues to be China’s biggest trade partner by an overwhelming margin. This “trade war” is an act by both sides to mobilize political capital.

[Neanderthaland]

I don't imagine it would be fun or productive. And I'd probably get arrested by the secret service at some point.

[Diahon]

I don't imagine it would be fun or productive. And I'd probably get arrested by the secret service at some point.

if you're about to die anyway, then at least do a good thing, you know?

[Diahon]

Aren't you concerned that if the Chinese authorities learn that you've been consorting with the enemy they'll arrest you?

Trump is a friend and ally of the Chinese. He didn’t really want to sign the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act, the legislature forced him to. The USA continues to be China’s biggest trade partner by an overwhelming margin. This “trade war” is an act by both sides to mobilize political capital.

kill your wife to golf with dicks

fucking hell

[Ifreann]

Aren't you concerned that if the Chinese authorities learn that you've been consorting with the enemy they'll arrest you?

Trump is a friend and ally of the Chinese. He didn’t really want to sign the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act, the legislature forced him to. The USA continues to be China’s biggest trade partner by an overwhelming margin. This “trade war” is an act by both sides to mobilize political capital.

Trump banned Chinese citizens from entering the US and blames the Chinese government for the current pandemic. He has enacted sanctions against China because he believes them to be currency manipulators. He certainly doesn't care about Hong Kong, but he is an enemy of China, and you are desperate to lick his boots. It could not be more clear that you do not feel any real loyalty to the People's Republic of China. You should hope and pray that you never fall under their jurisdiction, because your shameless love of American capitalists would not be well received.

[Infected Mushroom]

I’m surprised less than half of the posters would take the chance to golf with the Donald. I mean, even if you don’t agree with his politics, he’s a real life president. Come now.

In my view, Donald Trump is one of the closest embodiments of the American Dream and the values of the United States. He embodies the success and power of the US model. Distasteful as some aspects of US politics are (ex the adversarial bipartisanship, Supreme Court politics, the politicians’ approach to gun violence), even America’s harshest critics must concede that the USA is Big and Strong.

And Donald Trump is the commander, bar none, of all of that.

He is a successful American (and success can rub off on others):

He’s a Capitalist, he embodies the American skill and craftsmanship at playing with finances (he’s gone bankrupt and back several times over). As the lord of the Trump Organization and other enterprises, he’s got billions. He’s rich as a Lannister.

In achieving the status of President, he re-affirms the American system. You don’t have to be a member of the Establishment or the political class to succeed in America. You can choose to be yourself. You can choose to challenge the status quo and settle for nothing else but results.

Also, just look at the dude. He has a face that’s literally born to be President. I mean if you close your eyes and think US President even years ago... someone with a face like Trump’s comes up. He’s a got a bit of a Robert Redford thing going on and it suits the Oval Office very well.

Playing golf with this great man should prove a fascinating and interesting experience not just for Republicans, but for everyone. You’re all playing a nation simulation game, you can’t claim to have no interests in politics (or at least it’s theory) at all.

This is a chance to engage with an actual politician. How can anyone turn this down...

[Cameroi]

not in a box with a fox
not on a boat with a stoat

[Diahon]

This is a chance to engage with an actual politician. How can anyone turn this down...

well most of us don't especially like dicks
and some of us who do want to play golf with dicks just want a swing at him and not at a golf ball

so fuck this worship of authority just because that you have going on

edit: holy shit i just read the last two sentences when making this post, so i read the rest while editing this and holy fucking shit man why the fuck

[Last Breath]

Lord no, I wouldn't want to be within a mile radius of the man.

[Ifreann]

I’m surprised less than half of the posters would take the chance to golf with the Donald. I mean, even if you don’t agree with his politics, he’s a real life president. Come now.

In my view, Donald Trump is one of the closest embodiments of the American Dream and the values of the United States. He embodies the success and power of the US model. Distasteful as some aspects of US politics are (ex the adversarial bipartisanship, Supreme Court politics, the politicians’ approach to gun violence), even America’s harshest critics must concede that the USA is Big and Strong.

And Donald Trump is the commander, bar none, of all of that.

He is a successful American (and success can rub off on others):

He’s a Capitalist, he embodies the American skill and craftsmanship at playing with finances (he’s gone bankrupt and back several times over). As the lord of the Trump Organization and other enterprises, he’s got billions. He’s rich as a Lannister.

In achieving the status of President, he re-affirms the American system. You don’t have to be a member of the Establishment or the political class to succeed in America. You can choose to be yourself. You can choose to challenge the status quo and settle for nothing else but results.

Also, just look at the dude. He has a face that’s literally born to be President. I mean if you close your eyes and think US President even years ago... someone with a face like Trump’s comes up. He’s a got a bit of a Robert Redford thing going on and it suits the Oval Office very well.

Playing golf with this great man should prove a fascinating and interesting experience not just for Republicans, but for everyone. You’re all playing a nation simulation game, you can’t claim to have no interests in politics (or at least it’s theory) at all.

This is a chance to engage with an actual politician. How can anyone turn this down...

Your sycophantic reverence for a capitalist dog like Trump shows that you can never have had any true loyalty to China. You are just an opportunistic capitalist, hoping to use the People's Republic for your own benefit.

[Diahon]

I’m surprised less than half of the posters would take the chance to golf with the Donald. I mean, even if you don’t agree with his politics, he’s a real life president. Come now.

In my view, Donald Trump is one of the closest embodiments of the American Dream and the values of the United States. He embodies the success and power of the US model. Distasteful as some aspects of US politics are (ex the adversarial bipartisanship, Supreme Court politics, the politicians’ approach to gun violence), even America’s harshest critics must concede that the USA is Big and Strong.

And Donald Trump is the commander, bar none, of all of that.

He is a successful American (and success can rub off on others):

He’s a Capitalist, he embodies the American skill and craftsmanship at playing with finances (he’s gone bankrupt and back several times over). As the lord of the Trump Organization and other enterprises, he’s got billions. He’s rich as a Lannister.

In achieving the status of President, he re-affirms the American system. You don’t have to be a member of the Establishment or the political class to succeed in America. You can choose to be yourself. You can choose to challenge the status quo and settle for nothing else but results.

Also, just look at the dude. He has a face that’s literally born to be President. I mean if you close your eyes and think US President even years ago... someone with a face like Trump’s comes up. He’s a got a bit of a Robert Redford thing going on and it suits the Oval Office very well.

Playing golf with this great man should prove a fascinating and interesting experience not just for Republicans, but for everyone. You’re all playing a nation simulation game, you can’t claim to have no interests in politics (or at least it’s theory) at all.

This is a chance to engage with an actual politician. How can anyone turn this down...

Your sycophantic reverence for a capitalist dog like Trump shows that you can never have had any true loyalty to China. You are just an opportunistic capitalist, hoping to use the People's Republic for your own benefit.

or he just likes dicks
there's that

[Forsher]

Your sycophantic reverence for a capitalist dog like Trump shows that you can never have had any true loyalty to China. You are just an opportunistic capitalist, hoping to use the People's Republic for your own benefit.

12% of NSG has chosen the explicitly Machiavellian option whilst a further 24% seek to turn the opportunity to their financial or in-kind gain.

IM has explicitly appealed to participation on NSG as a rationale for wanting to play golf with Trump.

At this point, I think we must conclude that participating on NSG is sufficient evidence to condemn a chap in the eyes of the PRC.

[Rojava Free State]

I’m surprised less than half of the posters would take the chance to golf with the Donald. I mean, even if you don’t agree with his politics, he’s a real life president. Come now.

In my view, Donald Trump is one of the closest embodiments of the American Dream and the values of the United States. He embodies the success and power of the US model. Distasteful as some aspects of US politics are (ex the adversarial bipartisanship, Supreme Court politics, the politicians’ approach to gun violence), even America’s harshest critics must concede that the USA is Big and Strong.

And Donald Trump is the commander, bar none, of all of that.

He is a successful American (and success can rub off on others):

He’s a Capitalist, he embodies the American skill and craftsmanship at playing with finances (he’s gone bankrupt and back several times over). As the lord of the Trump Organization and other enterprises, he’s got billions. He’s rich as a Lannister.

In achieving the status of President, he re-affirms the American system. You don’t have to be a member of the Establishment or the political class to succeed in America. You can choose to be yourself. You can choose to challenge the status quo and settle for nothing else but results.

Also, just look at the dude. He has a face that’s literally born to be President. I mean if you close your eyes and think US President even years ago... someone with a face like Trump’s comes up. He’s a got a bit of a Robert Redford thing going on and it suits the Oval Office very well.

Playing golf with this great man should prove a fascinating and interesting experience not just for Republicans, but for everyone. You’re all playing a nation simulation game, you can’t claim to have no interests in politics (or at least it’s theory) at all.

This is a chance to engage with an actual politician. How can anyone turn this down...

Big and strong? Our doctors can't even get medical supplies. Our country has become mad weak. And trump does embody our values, from virulent racism to denying science and blaming other people when you fuck up.

[Chrinthanium]

No, I would not.

But this is because I have absolutely no interest in golf whatsoever, and no intent of ever playing golf.

I would, however, be willing to watch a United States - Slovenia football/soccer match with Barron Trump. Barron is apparently an enthusiastic soccer fan.

I have a deep sympathy for Barron Trump.

[Diahon]

No, I would not.

But this is because I have absolutely no interest in golf whatsoever, and no intent of ever playing golf.

I would, however, be willing to watch a United States - Slovenia football/soccer match with Barron Trump. Barron is apparently an enthusiastic soccer fan.

I have a deep sympathy for Barron Trump.

that he had donald for a father? well, yeah, but at least his mom, as tonedeaf as she tends to be, keeps him out of reach of those little hands of don's

[Rojava Free State]

No, I would not.

But this is because I have absolutely no interest in golf whatsoever, and no intent of ever playing golf.

I would, however, be willing to watch a United States - Slovenia football/soccer match with Barron Trump. Barron is apparently an enthusiastic soccer fan.

I have a deep sympathy for Barron Trump.

Apparently Trump doesn't like Barron now because Barron is taller than him. That's how vain Trump is.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I have a deep sympathy for Barron Trump.

Apparently Trump doesn't like Barron now because Barron is taller than him. That's how vain Trump is.

Father of the year, ladies and gents.

[Rojava Free State]

https://youtu.be/g5HHZI_pe3w

Anybody remember this montage of hell? I'm pretty convinced that Trump still does speed and this is why.

[Kuxtor]

Only if we're using his balls.

[Diahon]

I have a deep sympathy for Barron Trump.

Apparently Trump doesn't like Barron now because Barron is taller than him. That's how vain Trump is.

i... well, he did mock tiffany so... but still... that's bad... source?

i mean... i suppose it is to be expected from trump, but... jesus...

[The Sladerstan]

Yes I would. But it'd probably be awkward.

[Volinovia]

I am a Republican, in saying that, however, does not mean I agree with his politics with the blind fanaticism that is usually portrayed in American Politics. I am very critical of his policies but so far I like him. So yes I would go golfing with him. It would be a great opportunity to gain knowledge and, even if I didn't agree with him, see why he does the things he does and just learn. I feel it would be a fascinating time.

[Infected Mushroom]

I’m surprised less than half of the posters would take the chance to golf with the Donald. I mean, even if you don’t agree with his politics, he’s a real life president. Come now.

In my view, Donald Trump is one of the closest embodiments of the American Dream and the values of the United States. He embodies the success and power of the US model. Distasteful as some aspects of US politics are (ex the adversarial bipartisanship, Supreme Court politics, the politicians’ approach to gun violence), even America’s harshest critics must concede that the USA is Big and Strong.

And Donald Trump is the commander, bar none, of all of that.

He is a successful American (and success can rub off on others):

He’s a Capitalist, he embodies the American skill and craftsmanship at playing with finances (he’s gone bankrupt and back several times over). As the lord of the Trump Organization and other enterprises, he’s got billions. He’s rich as a Lannister.

In achieving the status of President, he re-affirms the American system. You don’t have to be a member of the Establishment or the political class to succeed in America. You can choose to be yourself. You can choose to challenge the status quo and settle for nothing else but results.

Also, just look at the dude. He has a face that’s literally born to be President. I mean if you close your eyes and think US President even years ago... someone with a face like Trump’s comes up. He’s a got a bit of a Robert Redford thing going on and it suits the Oval Office very well.

Playing golf with this great man should prove a fascinating and interesting experience not just for Republicans, but for everyone. You’re all playing a nation simulation game, you can’t claim to have no interests in politics (or at least it’s theory) at all.

This is a chance to engage with an actual politician. How can anyone turn this down...

Big and strong? Our doctors can't even get medical supplies. Our country has become mad weak. And trump does embody our values, from virulent racism to denying science and blaming other people when you fuck up.

You should feel proud of your country. The United States has the world’s largest economy, the world’s most powerful military, and the world’s finest schools. It dominates the media and entertainment through Hollywood and pop star culture.

While healthcare isn’t the greatest, no country is perfect.

If you golf with Trump, you may be able to exchange some ideas. Trump may decide to help you. He may decide to make changes. This is your chance.

[Infected Mushroom]

Trump is a friend and ally of the Chinese. He didn’t really want to sign the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act, the legislature forced him to. The USA continues to be China’s biggest trade partner by an overwhelming margin. This “trade war” is an act by both sides to mobilize political capital.

Trump banned Chinese citizens from entering the US and blames the Chinese government for the current pandemic. He has enacted sanctions against China because he believes them to be currency manipulators. He certainly doesn't care about Hong Kong, but he is an enemy of China, and you are desperate to lick his boots. It could not be more clear that you do not feel any real loyalty to the People's Republic of China. You should hope and pray that you never fall under their jurisdiction, because your shameless love of American capitalists would not be well received.

The USA remains China’s biggest trade partner by an overwhelming margin.

I don’t think words matter. I think actions matter. There is friendship between the USA and China. Their economic partnership is the backbone of the world economy in the 21st century.