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Would You Play Golf with Trump?

Yes
149
42%
No
86
24%
You'd have to pay me
18
5%
He'd have to pay me
43
12%
For political favours
16
4%
If I could leverage the opportunity to achieve my own goals
47
13%
 
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The New Eire
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Postby The New Eire » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:12 am

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Postby Nobel Hobos 2 » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:14 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:OH MY GOD.

That would be AMAZING.

I'm one of his greatest fans. He's an incredible person, so Successful.

I would love to play golf with him and his pals for an afternoon. Maybe it could even open up some doors.


Wait, you play golf?
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Postby Valrifell » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:17 am

Golf isn't a real sport.
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Postby Nakena » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:19 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:OH MY GOD.

That would be AMAZING.

I'm one of his greatest fans. He's an incredible person, so Successful.

I would love to play golf with him and his pals for an afternoon. Maybe it could even open up some doors.


Would you wear a MAGA hat too?
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Postby Canor » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:21 am

For sure.

President of the USA
A great businessman no matter what people who don't know better and who never had a business say.
Sense of humor.

Sure thing i'd golf with the man.
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Postby Valrifell » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:23 am

Canor wrote:For sure.

President of the USA
A great businessman no matter what people who don't know better and who never had a business say.
Sense of humor.

Sure thing i'd golf with the man.


Also sounds like you'd lose your life savings in a bad investment.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:29 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:OH MY GOD.

That would be AMAZING.

I'm one of his greatest fans. He's an incredible person, so Successful.

I would love to play golf with him and his pals for an afternoon. Maybe it could even open up some doors.


You love your tyrants.
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Postby One Small Island » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:29 am

I would; and then I would write a tell-all book about the afternoon; divulging such interesting tidbits as how many times the man scratched himself per hole... er golf hole that is, and how often he used uncouth language when a swing didn't go right. I'd also make comments on how often he may or may not have cheated during the game. Relate it all back to politics and bam. Insta-best seller.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:30 am

Canor wrote:For sure.

President of the USA
A great businessman no matter what people who don't know better and who never had a business say.
Sense of humor.

Sure thing i'd golf with the man.


>Great businessman
>Bankruptcies galore

Trump is as shitty of a businessman as he is a person. Only things he's good at are acting and being a comedian, and the issue is his jokes are usually very morbid and very real.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:32 am

Ifreann wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Hassling trump seems like it'd get old quickly.

Possibly. If so I can just leave.

Infected Mushroom wrote:OH MY GOD.

That would be AMAZING.

I'm one of his greatest fans. He's an incredible person, so Successful.

I would love to play golf with him and his pals for an afternoon. Maybe it could even open up some doors.

But IM, you're loyal to China. Trump is your enemy. He would think you a spy and have his Secret Service detail arrest you.


IM hasn't gotten the memo yet that Trump and Xi aren't friends anymore.

Trump was cool with Xi till he needed a fall guy for his own failings regarding COVID. Same on Xi's end, so now all they do is just point at each other and go "this is all your fault."
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
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Postby Stellar Colonies » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:36 am

I've never played golf, so he'd probably trump me and brag about it on the news the next day, especially since I'm a lot younger and from California.
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Postby Gormwood » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:44 am

Donnie is a well known golf cheat on top of being a narcissistic thin-skinned petty manbaby. Hell no.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:44 am

Stellar Colonies wrote:I've never played golf, so he'd probably trump me and brag about it on the news the next day, especially since I'm a lot younger and from California.


So there was this guy and I went golfing with him, okay? Oh my God he sucked shit. He was terrible. This guy took like 7 or 8 hits to get the ball in the hole. You know how much time he wasted? By the end I didn't even want to golf, I just wanted to go home. Poor guy, he's fumbling with the ball and he's like AAAAAAAAAAAH, and I said "why didn't anyone tell me this would be a shitty game?" I know I'm probably the best golfer ever, I make tiger woods pale in comparison but wow, you sucked. If you're watching this right now, you should be so ashamed you wasted my time.


-Donald John Trump, pro golfer, comedian, cyberbully, mass murderer and part time president.







I'm not saying you suck. I'm just imitating what he would probably say.
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Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
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Postby Nakena » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:51 am

Rojava Free State wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:OH MY GOD.

That would be AMAZING.

I'm one of his greatest fans. He's an incredible person, so Successful.

I would love to play golf with him and his pals for an afternoon. Maybe it could even open up some doors.


You love your tyrants.


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Postby Stellar Colonies » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:54 am

Rojava Free State wrote:
Stellar Colonies wrote:I've never played golf, so he'd probably trump me and brag about it on the news the next day, especially since I'm a lot younger and from California.


So there was this guy and I went golfing with him, okay? Oh my God he sucked shit. He was terrible. This guy took like 7 or 8 hits to get the ball in the hole. You know how much time he wasted? By the end I didn't even want to golf, I just wanted to go home. Poor guy, he's fumbling with the ball and he's like AAAAAAAAAAAH, and I said "why didn't anyone tell me this would be a shitty game?" I know I'm probably the best golfer ever, I make tiger woods pale in comparison but wow, you sucked. If you're watching this right now, you should be so ashamed you wasted my time.


-Donald John Trump, pro golfer, comedian, cyberbully, mass murderer and part time president.

...damn.

Rojava Free State wrote:
Stellar Colonies wrote:I'm not saying you suck. I'm just imitating what he would probably say.

No prob.
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Theodorable wrote:Jihad will win.
Distruzio wrote:All marriage outside the Church is gay marriage.
Khardsland wrote:Terrorism in its original definition is a good thing.
I try to be objective, but I do have some biases.

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Stellar Colonies is a loose galactic confederacy.

The Confederacy & the WA.

Add 1200 years.
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Postby Gormwood » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:56 am

Donnie Trump cheats at golf. Always.

The Serial Golf Cheat in the White House

How and why President Trump cheats at golf — even when he’s playing against Tiger Woods

10 astonishing claims from the book detailing President Trump's cheating at golf
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:01 am

Nobel Hobos 2 wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:OH MY GOD.

That would be AMAZING.

I'm one of his greatest fans. He's an incredible person, so Successful.

I would love to play golf with him and his pals for an afternoon. Maybe it could even open up some doors.


Wait, you play golf?


... not really.

Is it hard? I think I'd want to practice a bit before going so I don't completely embarrass myself in the game. Maybe give me 3 weeks prep?
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Postby Cekoviu » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:19 am

only if he wears his delicious tennis outfit~
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Postby Diahon » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:33 am

Can I golf worth shit? No -- I haven't played any form of golf or any form resembling golf since I was twelve, and that was a Rugrats video game I played with a family friend at her house, so I'm confident that won't translate well in real life at all.

Will I feign competence to get near enough to Trump? I want to get rid of Trump, so of course.
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Postby Diahon » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:38 am

One Small Island wrote:I would; and then I would write a tell-all book about the afternoon; divulging such interesting tidbits as how many times the man scratched himself per hole... er golf hole that is, and how often he used uncouth language when a swing didn't go right. I'd also make comments on how often he may or may not have cheated during the game. Relate it all back to politics and bam. Insta-best seller.


that's also been written

write about something else
something new, something that will set things right
correct a grievous wrong, set off an evil of humanity
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Postby Thermodolia » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:39 am

Cekoviu wrote:only if he wears his delicious tennis outfit~

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Postby Cekoviu » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:41 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Cekoviu wrote:only if he wears his delicious tennis outfit~

Brb throwing up everything

what, you're not a fan of thicc guys? :(
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Postby Page » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:43 am

I definitely would play golf with Trump. It's clear to me he is very easily manipulated by anyone who strikes his ego. I would inception policies I want in his head while convincing him they were his idea all along.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:45 am

Yeah sure why not, his courses, even the public ones, are pretty nice. I know how to sweet talk NYC real estate developers so it should be a good time.

A better question is would I let him win.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:45 am

Cekoviu wrote:only if he wears his delicious tennis outfit~


"Mike, I'm trying to sneak out for vacation, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the news reporters."
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
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