The Kims: East Asian Lucretia & Cesare?

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

I do hope he is still alive. Not for his sake he is a fucking twat but for the fact that a collapse of the North Korean government would not be a good thing right now.

I mean, in all honesty, he's better than Kim Il-Sung.

If you're a pessimist, sure.

I think giving a nuclear and chemically-armed nation the possibility to use said WMD's against their own populace in a civil war, no matter how unprobable, is pretty bad.

Again: why the fuck would they nuke themselves? That is dumb as Hell and accomplishes nothing.

[Dukin Donuts]

I do see reports about fear of an internal power struggle there. Civil war is mentioned too. But we need to wait for an official confirmation that Kim Jong-Un is dead. He may not be dead and we’ll see him pop up in several weeks.

I do hope he is still alive. Not for his sake he is a fucking twat but for the fact that a collapse of the North Korean government would not be a good thing right now.

Honestly, 2020 feels like it’s going to be the year that wraps up a lot of the world’s geopolitical problems, for good or bad.

[Atheris]

I mean, in all honesty, he's better than Kim Il-Sung.



I think giving a nuclear and chemically-armed nation the possibility to use said WMD's against their own populace in a civil war, no matter how unprobable, is pretty bad.

Again: why the fuck would they nuke themselves? That is dumb as Hell and accomplishes nothing.

Insane military generals, wanting to win by any means necessary, just for the shock factor of it to demoralize their enemy and any potential allies to them. It's improbable, sure, but so was communist victory in the Chinese Civil War and Patriot victory in the American Revolution.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I do see reports about fear of an internal power struggle there. Civil war is mentioned too. But we need to wait for an official confirmation that Kim Jong-Un is dead. He may not be dead and we’ll see him pop up in several weeks.

I do hope he is still alive. Not for his sake he is a fucking twat but for the fact that a collapse of the North Korean government would not be a good thing right now.

I somehow don’t think there will be a struggle. Kim Yo-Jong is a Kim and for some reason, if her brother does, I don’t see North Koreans rebelling because she’s a Kim. Or I could miss the mark. Also, unless officially confirmed, Kim Jong-Un is presumed alive.

[Vetalia]

Obviously the most capable in the Far East to handle this Korean matter is Japan. They had a solid run the first time, why not give them a chance for another go? Add in Manchuria and we can really get this party started.

[Greed and Death]

I do hope he is still alive. Not for his sake he is a fucking twat but for the fact that a collapse of the North Korean government would not be a good thing right now.

I somehow don’t think there will be a struggle. Kim Yo-Jong is a Kim and for some reason, if her brother does, I don’t see North Koreans rebelling because she’s a Kim. Or I could miss the mark. Also, unless officially confirmed, Kim Jong-Un is presumed alive.

Now taking bets Kim Han-sol appears in North Korea to rally generals to his claim to the mantle of leader of the Kim dynasty.

[Dukin Donuts]

I somehow don’t think there will be a struggle. Kim Yo-Jong is a Kim and for some reason, if her brother does, I don’t see North Koreans rebelling because she’s a Kim. Or I could miss the mark. Also, unless officially confirmed, Kim Jong-Un is presumed alive.

Now taking bets Kim Han-sol appears in North Korea to rally generals to his claim to the mantle of leader of the Kim dynasty.

What are we betting with? Cards?

[Atheris]

Literally every unconfirmed news outlet right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiEahw-p9uA

Obviously the most capable in the Far East to handle this Korean matter is Japan. They had a solid run the first time, why not give them a chance for another go? Add in Manchuria and we can really get this party started.

Pacific Showdown! United States VS. Japan! Fight!

*boom*

Finish him!

*boom*

Edit: Also, I just lost The Game.

[Vetalia]

Literally every unconfirmed news outlet right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiEahw-p9uA

Obviously the most capable in the Far East to handle this Korean matter is Japan. They had a solid run the first time, why not give them a chance for another go? Add in Manchuria and we can really get this party started.

Pacific Showdown! United States VS. Japan! Fight!

*boom*

Finish him!

*boom*

Edit: Also, I just lost The Game.

In the grim darkness of the early 21st century there is only war. The Empire of Japan and the United States of America are allied against the People's Republic of China.

[Farnhamia]

Literally every unconfirmed news outlet right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiEahw-p9uA


Pacific Showdown! United States VS. Japan! Fight!

*boom*

Finish him!

*boom*

Edit: Also, I just lost The Game.

In the grim darkness of the early 21st century there is only war. The Empire of Japan and the United States of America are allied against the People's Republic of China.

Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.

[Northern Davincia]

Now taking bets Kim Han-sol appears in North Korea to rally generals to his claim to the mantle of leader of the Kim dynasty.

What are we betting with? Cards?

I put down Celtic Guardian of the Forest in defense mode.

[Atheris]

He's in a vegetative state, and, I shit you not, he turned himself into a pickle. He's called Pickle Kim. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[Funistani Peoples]

I don't know if this is good or bad..
So many bad things could come from this, but a lot of good things could too.

[Dukin Donuts]

What are we betting with? Cards?

I put down Celtic Guardian of the Forest in defense mode.

I gotta Legendary, and not afraid to use it.

[Northern Davincia]

I put down Celtic Guardian of the Forest in defense mode.

I gotta Legendary, and not afraid to use it.

Ah, but how much mana do you have available?

[Bombadil]

They found his train, it's at some resort, I imagine he's recuperating.

[Atheris]

Too bad he's Kim Jong-Ill. Seems like his Korea is over, being Kim Jong-Unresponsive and all that.

Thank you, I'm here all night.

They found his train, it's at some resort, I imagine he's recuperating.

Could be a funeral train.

[San Lumen]

They found his train, it's at some resort, I imagine he's recuperating.

That’s doesn’t mean he’s recuperating for certain

[Luziyca]

Too bad he's Kim Jong-Ill. Seems like his Korea is over, being Kim Jong-Unresponsive and all that.

Thank you, I'm here all night.

Nah, I'm certain that he will be Kim Jong-Undead.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

They found his train, it's at some resort, I imagine he's recuperating.

Allegedly there are reports that he was in his villa this past week too.

[Tadreodal]

He's in a vegetative state, and, I shit you not, he turned himself into a pickle. He's called Pickle Kim. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

I shouldn't laugh at this, I should not laugh at this, I-

[Bombadil]

They found his train, it's at some resort, I imagine he's recuperating.

That’s doesn’t mean he’s recuperating for certain

Well it's not parked outside the Kim Jong Il National Hospital of Awesomeness at least.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

He's in a vegetative state, and, I shit you not, he turned himself into a pickle. He's called Pickle Kim. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

I shouldn't laugh at this, I should not laugh at this, I-

Start referring to him as Dear Pickle.

[Vetalia]

Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.

That sounds like a poem describing the relationship between Vetalia and British Londinum from the Jolt days of yore.

[Farnhamia]

I shouldn't laugh at this, I should not laugh at this, I-

Start referring to him as Dear Pickle.

Stahp