Diopolis wrote:Novus America wrote:
Too repetitive. Some steps should include but not be limited to circus animals choosing plus competing in Japanese style game shows wearing clown suits.
We make things to figurative. If politics is a circus why not have a literal circus?
I've got it!
We use my system to pick a dog, who is placed in the middle of a circular chamber. The top 20 candidates according to a complex metric that includes money raised, number of former presidents one is related to, percent of public approval, and number of states one would win are evenly spaced around it, and whichever one the dog runs to first is our new president.
But no candidates are actually harmed in this process, sad.
Now maybe if it is an attack dog, and whoever gets bitten first we have something going.
This is why Japanese style game shows should be involved.
Actually the attack dog has real promise. It requires our candidates show real courage an fortitude as avoiding being mauled means you lose. First candidate lightly mauled wins.