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>>> WHAT HAS THE VIRUS DONE? At the start of 2020, coronavirus was merely a novel pneumonia that wasn't SARS but was most certainly being carried about by a smattering of people from Wuhan. Fast forward a few months and we've got 2.5 million cases, over 90% of the world's student population isn't going to school, EURO 2020's become EURO 2021, Tokyo 2020's become Tokyo 2021 but it's still Tokyo 2020, almost all sportsball's been suspended for the next few weeks, the list of other events that have been cancelled are too numerous to reel off here, billions of people are under lockdown - need I go on? Even IM has been forced to begin one of their recent hypotheticals about international travel with the phrase "Assuming there's no virus going around..."

>>> WHAT CAN I DO HERE? This is a catch-all coronavirus thread. You may now begin to grumble about it, but Please note! that Max Himself has stated that the moderators will issue bans against those who peddle misinformation such as "claim[s that] the virus is a government conspiracy, or that people should ignore expert medical advice" - so please stay indoors if you can, wash your hands, keep at least two metres from other people, and do continue to post here as you normally did (subject to the temporary edict, of course). OK, now you can start grumbling... or, for that matter, continue grumbling about DPA-related coronavirus medical supply diversion from the second thread.

Oooh fresh thread.

Wait what, I got the first post?

Nice antiseptic smell.

hm

*Fourth
Here's to the situation getting better

Stay at home peeps.

Valentian Elysium wrote:*Fourth
Here's to the situation getting better

come together
right now
over this

Japan races to test drug for CoVID19: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wired. ... vid-19/amp

Damn, these threads are having shorter and shorter lifespans. I wonder how long this one will last.

All joking aside, stay safe everyone.

Ninth! Meanwhile, in the Guardian (which has finally managed to work out how to handle seven-digit numbers):
>>> "Officials from Germany to Spain said they expect the stringent lockdown conditions to stretch for weeks longer"
>>> Derbyshire's PCC warns that "“isolation fatigue” could [endanger] the lockdown, especially after the likely decision to extend the measures beyond the current three-week period."

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Nice antiseptic smell.

Now all we need is the return of Zurkerx' testing station and a few other tidbits and doodahs, then we'll be set for another twenty-five-score pages...

Welcome to the terrordome everybody.

Tinhampton wrote:Ninth! Meanwhile, in the Guardian (which has finally managed to work out how to handle seven-digit numbers):
>>> "Officials from Germany to Spain said they expect the stringent lockdown conditions to stretch for weeks longer"
>>> Derbyshire's PCC warns that "“isolation fatigue” could [endanger] the lockdown, especially after the likely decision to extend the measures beyond the current three-week period."

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Nice antiseptic smell.

Now all we need is the return of Zurkerx' testing station and a few other tidbits and doodahs, then we'll be set for another twenty-five-score pages...

Woah Betsy. Ambition!

Estanglia wrote:Damn, these threads are having shorter and shorter lifespans. I wonder how long this one will last.

All joking aside, stay safe everyone.

as long as our enforced confinement, as short of our collective patience

I am 14th. Never thought I would be this early

I put my money on 5 threads.

Marxist Germany wrote:I put my money on 5 threads.

triple that, if the world doesn't explosively regress first

Estanglia wrote:Damn, these threads are having shorter and shorter lifespans. I wonder how long this one will last.

All joking aside, stay safe everyone.

They’re like the virus, growing at an exponential rate.

If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.

Andsed wrote:Stay at home peeps.

And wash hands. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Actually just keep clean in general. Couldn't hurt.

Thread needs a poll

Albrenia wrote:If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.

What is it with evil drugs and the last couple of letters of the alphabet?

Albrenia wrote:If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.

Can someone get Milla Jovovich on the phone? We may need her to kick zombie ass.

Albrenia wrote:If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.

Sounds like the plotline to the Resident Evil games.

Albrenia wrote:If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.

Well the remake for resident evil 3 did just come out...

Estanglia wrote:

Albrenia wrote:If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.

What is it with evil drugs and the last couple of letters of the alphabet?

the end of the alphabet equals the end of the world, you know?