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PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:14 pm
by Kowani
Andsed wrote:
Albrenia wrote:If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.

Well the remake for resident evil 3 did just come out...

And like most of the modern RE games, Resident Evil: Real Life Edition sucks too.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:15 pm
by Rojava Free State
Day 19 of me waiting for the War Boys and their War Rigs.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:15 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:15 pm
by Diahon
Albrenia wrote:If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.


ah, but real life is more horrific now

to be done in not by geniuses but by people long dismissed as profoundly stupid... the horror, the horror...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:16 pm
by Estanglia
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?


No refunds after the first month.

We're stuck with 2020 until Life releases 2021.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:17 pm
by Andsed
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?

Sadly cosmic Walmart return policy is around a month. Though if we commit blood sacrifices...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:17 pm
by Tinhampton
Kowani wrote:
Estanglia wrote:Damn, these threads are having shorter and shorter lifespans. I wonder how long this one will last.

All joking aside, stay safe everyone.

They’re like the virus, growing at an exponential rate.

You know, I'd be interesting in seeing a pages-per-day graph for this :P

From the first Guardian link on Page 1, the UAE has requested that October's World Expo be postponed due to... do I need to remind you? I was going to ask how long it would be until we got an event originally scheduled for 2021 pushed back because of this dastardly, bastardly virus thingy, but I suppose that Women's EURO 2021 (which was moved to avoid clashing with the rescheduled men's tournament) might count...

The thread poll will be set to "How scared are you of contracting coronavirus?" (owtte) within a couple of hours, until/unless a mod tells me that it isn't appropriate

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:18 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Estanglia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?


No refunds after the first month.

We're stuck with 2020 until Life releases 2021.


Fuck.

Andsed wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?

Sadly cosmic Walmart return policy is around a month. Though if we commit blood sacrifices...


I want 2019 back. Or fast track to 2021.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:18 pm
by Diahon
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?


and 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013...

... actually, let's dial it back to 1999, when the world could look to an actual brighter future...

... i mean, i could live without having to see 9/11...

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:20 pm
by Luminesa
Diahon wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?


and 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013...

... actually, let's dial it back to 1999, when the world could look to an actual brighter future...

... i mean, i could live without having to see 9/11...

And I was 3 and was playing Pokemon for the first time.

We'd have to go back a lot further to make sure we don't see 9/11 though. Long before 1999.

As for the thread topic, next week is gonna be a whallop. Praying it ends here soon. I hope all of you are continuing to be safe, and are keeping your sanity!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:21 pm
by Estanglia
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Estanglia wrote:
No refunds after the first month.

We're stuck with 2020 until Life releases 2021.


Fuck.

Andsed wrote:Sadly cosmic Walmart return policy is around a month. Though if we commit blood sacrifices...


I want 2019 back. Or fast track to 2021.


If we go back to 2019, won't that mean we'll have to pass 2020 to reach 2021?

We'll have to do this all again, oh no!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:21 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Diahon wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?


and 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013...

... actually, let's dial it back to 1999, when the world could look to an actual brighter future...

... i mean, i could live without having to see 9/11...


Let’s just erase 2001.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:22 pm
by Rojava Free State
Diahon wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was thinking that I honestly would rather deal with the constant ground shaking I experienced in Puerto Rico back in January to these quarantines.

Is it too late to return 2020 to the store?


and 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013...

... actually, let's dial it back to 1999, when the world could look to an actual brighter future...

... i mean, i could live without having to see 9/11...


Nah, 1998. 1999 was when Woodstock '99 happened and that ruined Woodstock forever.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:22 pm
by Luminesa
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Diahon wrote:
and 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013...

... actually, let's dial it back to 1999, when the world could look to an actual brighter future...

... i mean, i could live without having to see 9/11...


Let’s just erase 2001.

Gonna need a big flipping eraser.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:22 pm
by Albrenia
Those madmen over in the previous thread are gonna do it. They're gonna go to 501!!! :o

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:23 pm
by Cisairse
I haven't left my house in 23 days

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:23 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Luminesa wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Let’s just erase 2001.

Gonna need a big flipping eraser.


I’m confident we can make a big eraser. I am i am.

Nah. Who am I kidding? We can’t turn back time. We can’t find a way!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:24 pm
by Agarntrop
Fingers crossed I will make coronavirus thread IV :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:24 pm
by Diahon
Rojava Free State wrote:
Diahon wrote:
and 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013...

... actually, let's dial it back to 1999, when the world could look to an actual brighter future...

... i mean, i could live without having to see 9/11...


Nah, 1998. 1999 was when Woodstock '99 happened and that ruined Woodstock forever.


i'll take offended musical tastes over destroyed lives, any time

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:25 pm
by Purpelia
Kowani wrote:
Andsed wrote:Well the remake for resident evil 3 did just come out...

And like most of the modern RE games, Resident Evil: Real Life Edition sucks too.

I prefer to think of this as Dark Souls. Everyone is slowly dying, the world is shutting down, civilization is collapsing and everyone you meet outside is trying to kill you not because they want to but because they are deteriorating and can't help it.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:25 pm
by San Lumen
I know I said it in the last thread but losing my job today made me made me feel not only more depressed but also angry too and its been why I've saying some of stuff I have and been so repetitive. I feel lost in the wilderness.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:26 pm
by Gormwood
Albrenia wrote:If this goes how the horror movies tell me, some unethical but brilliant Big Pharma company will create a drug with at least one X or Z in its name, which will cure people but then turn 90% of the population into zombies.

That'll teach you to buy Umbrella.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:27 pm
by The New California Republic
Cisairse wrote:I haven't left my house in 23 days

I have, to go for walks and stuff, but it's all been within about a mile radius of the house.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:28 pm
by Diahon
San Lumen wrote:I know I said it in the last thread but losing my job today made me made me feel not only more depressed but also angry too and its been why I've saying some of stuff I have and been so repetitive. I feel lost in the wilderness.


we will pull through this
we all will, however long this takes
you just need to prepare yourself, your mind and body, for what comes next
do you have anyone to talk to about your current problems? parents? the guy you said you have the hots for a while back? someone over facetime or something?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:29 pm
by Diahon
Agarntrop wrote:Fingers crossed I will make coronavirus thread IV :lol:


you have this virus inside you?