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PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:01 pm
by Cisairse
Purpelia wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Stay off the internet. Flatten the curve.

That's not a bad idea. Come sunrise we should all go out for a walk in the fresh air.


And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

EDIT:

I'm not going to say it but y'all know the drill.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:02 pm
by Rojava Free State
https://youtu.be/qJLfm7cB0u8

Just wanted to share this informational video with you all. It's really got alot of neat information on viruses.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:03 pm
by Tarsonis
Cisairse wrote:
Purpelia wrote:That's not a bad idea. Come sunrise we should all go out for a walk in the fresh air.


And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

EDIT:

I'm not going to say it but y'all know the drill.


There were three people on the subway today. Three. Thanos was certainly on to something.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:04 pm
by San Lumen
Tarsonis wrote:
Cisairse wrote:
And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

EDIT:

I'm not going to say it but y'all know the drill.


There were three people on the subway today. Three. Thanos was certainly on to something.

I miss riding the subway. Thanos didnt make people suffer though. It was nearly instant

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:06 pm
by Tarsonis
San Lumen wrote:
Tarsonis wrote:
There were three people on the subway today. Three. Thanos was certainly on to something.

I miss riding the subway. Thanos didnt make people suffer though. It was nearly instant


The sun will come out, tomorrow.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:06 pm
by Neanderthaland
San Lumen wrote:I miss riding the subway.

Really? :eyebrow:

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:07 pm
by Rojava Free State
San Lumen wrote:
Tarsonis wrote:
There were three people on the subway today. Three. Thanos was certainly on to something.

I miss riding the subway. Thanos didnt make people suffer though. It was nearly instant


Idk, it looked like Peter Parker suffered.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:07 pm
by Kyapo
So this is where every one went after I snuck to the loo.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:07 pm
by Tarsonis
Neanderthaland wrote:
San Lumen wrote:I miss riding the subway.

Really? :eyebrow:


He's in that zone of grief. Fire the compliment cannons!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:07 pm
by San Lumen
Neanderthaland wrote:
San Lumen wrote:I miss riding the subway.

Really? :eyebrow:

Yeah

Rojava Free State wrote:
San Lumen wrote:I miss riding the subway. Thanos didnt make people suffer though. It was nearly instant


Idk, it looked like Peter Parker suffered.


That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:08 pm
by Tarsonis
San Lumen wrote:
Neanderthaland wrote:Really? :eyebrow:

Yeah

Rojava Free State wrote:
Idk, it looked like Peter Parker suffered.


That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming


You mean his peter tingle?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:08 pm
by Baltenstein
Rojava Free State wrote:
Tarsonis wrote:Got up to 508. Good job everybody. I just want to thank Miley Cyrus, and the cast at SNL.


I wanna thank God...or maybe Shiva, or Vishnu, or Kunte Kinte, or Thor, or Poseidon, or Zeus, or Osiris, or Ba'al, or Anubis, or Kanye West, or Odin, or the Japanese Emperor, or the great Cherokee creator spirit.


There is but one god you should put your faith in in times like these:

Image

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:08 pm
by Tinhampton
Cisairse wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Apparentlyyyyy.... I owe you $2,700! That's about £2,200 - or roughly the maximum furlough pay that HM Government is giving workers. Unless they were employed after 28th February, because fucking reasons.


Hey that beats the $0 I'm getting from Trump.

That's how much 95% of the global population are getting out of this... wrong country :P

Cisairse wrote:So the first thread lasted 62 days.
The second thread lasted 14 days.
If this trend continues, this thread will last just over 3 days. The thread after that will last about 17 hours.

I'm calling bagsies on Coronavirus Thread XI, which will apparently last for 1,862 milliseconds (if my sums are right) on the evening of 8th April 2020 before action moves extremely swiftly onto Coronavirus Thread XII!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:08 pm
by Cisairse
Tarsonis wrote:
San Lumen wrote:Yeah



That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming


You mean his peter tingle?


Good lord I hated that bit.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:09 pm
by Cisairse
Baltenstein wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
I wanna thank God...or maybe Shiva, or Vishnu, or Kunte Kinte, or Thor, or Poseidon, or Zeus, or Osiris, or Ba'al, or Anubis, or Kanye West, or Odin, or the Japanese Emperor, or the great Cherokee creator spirit.


There is but one god you should put your faith in in times like these:

Image


Your sig surprisingly completed this post.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:09 pm
by San Lumen
Cisairse wrote:
Tarsonis wrote:
You mean his peter tingle?


Good lord I hated that bit.

who didn't. That was the most emotional scene in the movie.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:09 pm
by Fartsniffage
San Lumen wrote:That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming


Spiderman has quick regeneration. It took much longer for him to die because of it.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:09 pm
by Kyapo
Bless Nurgle, I'm painting his army of joy at the moment. Felt a bit odd opening the box. :blink:

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:10 pm
by Tarsonis
San Lumen wrote:
Cisairse wrote:
Good lord I hated that bit.

who didn't. That was the most emotional scene in the movie.


The Peter Tingle Bit?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:10 pm
by Cisairse
Tinhampton wrote:
Cisairse wrote:
Hey that beats the $0 I'm getting from Trump.

That's how much 95% of the global population are getting out of this... wrong country :P


Even worse, I'm an American citizen and still getting nothing.

Cisairse wrote:So the first thread lasted 62 days.
The second thread lasted 14 days.
If this trend continues, this thread will last just over 3 days. The thread after that will last about 17 hours.

I'm calling bagsies on Coronavirus Thread XI, which will apparently last for 1,862 milliseconds (if my sums are right) on the evening of 8th April 2020 before action moves extremely swiftly onto Coronavirus Thread XII!


I'm worried that oversaturation will devalue the top-of-page real estate market.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:11 pm
by Cisairse
Fartsniffage wrote:
San Lumen wrote:That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming


Spiderman has quick regeneration. It took much longer for him to die because of it.


Now I'm imagining Deadpool constantly melting away and regenerating in a cycle for five years.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:11 pm
by Tarsonis
Cisairse wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:That's how much 95% of the global population are getting out of this... wrong country :P


Even worse, I'm an American citizen and still getting nothing.

I'm calling bagsies on Coronavirus Thread XI, which will apparently last for 1,862 milliseconds (if my sums are right) on the evening of 8th April 2020 before action moves extremely swiftly onto Coronavirus Thread XII!


I'm worried that oversaturation will devalue the top-of-page real estate market.


Why? Every adult gets 1200, plus 600 a week on top of the unemployment benefits. Why aren't you getting anything?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:12 pm
by Cisairse
San Lumen wrote:
Cisairse wrote:
Good lord I hated that bit.

who didn't. That was the most emotional scene in the movie.


No, the "peter tingle" bit.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:12 pm
by San Lumen
Cisairse wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Spiderman has quick regeneration. It took much longer for him to die because of it.


Now I'm imagining Deadpool constantly melting away and regenerating in a cycle for five years.


That would be awful. Imagine if one had the Infinity Stones they could just make the virus vanish in an instant

PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:12 pm
by Cisairse
Tarsonis wrote:
Cisairse wrote:
Even worse, I'm an American citizen and still getting nothing.



I'm worried that oversaturation will devalue the top-of-page real estate market.


Why? Every adult gets 1200, plus 600 a week on top of the unemployment benefits. Why aren't you getting anything?


I was claimed as a dependent, so I get nothing.