Coronavirus Thread III: The Show Must Not Go On (READ OP)

[Tarsonis]

good, good, hug your parents and your siblings while you have the time
just hang on, for surely, good things will happen to you if you have patience
you family, your friends, your loved ones will help you, i'm sure of it

Im trying to see the light at the end of the tunnel but it seems beyond dim. Im sorry to be so negative but Ill do what you suggest

Silver lining, with federal UI expansion you might make more on unemployment than you were while working.

[Tinhampton]

That sounds rough. I hope she recovers soon.

Thanks. So do I.

+3

Bermuda enters lockdown (crossposted from Cvirus Thread II)

[San Lumen]

Im trying to see the light at the end of the tunnel but it seems beyond dim. Im sorry to be so negative but Ill do what you suggest

that's fine
acknowledge that negativity -- there is plenty of reason to feel down, right now

just don't let that negativity consume you
remember, there are people you can rely on, there are people who will be there to help
as mr rogers once said, always look for the helpers
they're always there

Yeah that's a good way to think about it. The worst part of this though is not knowing when I'll be able to tell that guy how I feel. I feel like it came at a terrible time and its a punishment of some sort.

I know I said it in the last thread but losing my job today made me made me feel not only more depressed but also angry too and its been why I've saying some of stuff I have and been so repetitive. I feel lost in the wilderness.

Did you get laid off for good or just furloughed?

Probably laid off for good.

[Vassenor]

Crossposting from the old thread because I failed a spot check and didn't see this one.

In actual serious news, it's looking like that whole "40K secret dead in Wuhan" doesn't actually match with what we've seen of how the virus transmits. The numbers might be intentionally deflated, but not to that extent.

[Fartsniffage]

More from Mr Trump on the situation with mask manufacturer 3M, after he said he would use the Defence Production Act to ensure masks manufactured by the company were supplied to the US.

"We're very disappointed in 3M," he says. "They can sell to others, but they should be taking care of our country."

Responding to a question about accusations that the US had committed an act of "modern piracy" by redirecting 200,000 Germany-bound masks for its own use, the president said: "There has been no act of piracy, it's the opposite.

"3M has not treated our country well, and if they do, great. If they don't, they're going to have a hell of a price to pay."

So 3M can sell to others but they can't. What the fuck?

[Purpelia]

Crossposting from the old thread because I failed a spot check and didn't see this one.

In actual serious news, it's looking like that whole "40K secret dead in Wuhan" doesn't actually match with what we've seen of how the virus transmits. The numbers might be intentionally deflated, but not to that extent.

Well of course it isn't. The whole thing is anti Chinese propaganda being spewed out by people who want to make their own failings at handling the crisis look better by pointing fingers.

[Cisairse]

Crossposting from the old thread because I failed a spot check and didn't see this one.

In actual serious news, it's looking like that whole "40K secret dead in Wuhan" doesn't actually match with what we've seen of how the virus transmits. The numbers might be intentionally deflated, but not to that extent.

I still don't want to trust Twitter as news.

[Neanderthaland]

RIP old thread.

[Tarsonis]

Got up to 508. Good job everybody. I just want to thank Miley Cyrus, and the cast at SNL.

[Rojava Free State]

Well they locked the other thread.

We did good y'all.

[Tinhampton]

Crossposting from the old thread because I failed a spot check and didn't see this one...

Now, let me sneakily amend your check results... right, then, welcome to Thread number 3. Thank goodness you noticed, the old one's been locked after ten pages of utter shenanigans of which I'm not absolving myself of blame for taking part in!

Slovakia to test Roma community for Cvirus

[Vassenor]

Crossposting from the old thread because I failed a spot check and didn't see this one.

In actual serious news, it's looking like that whole "40K secret dead in Wuhan" doesn't actually match with what we've seen of how the virus transmits. The numbers might be intentionally deflated, but not to that extent.

I still don't want to trust Twitter as news.

And what is the hard evidence supporting the 40K secret dead?

[Shrillland]

We just got up over 10,000 here in Illinois ourselves today.

[Cisairse]

Got up to 508. Good job everybody. I just want to thank Miley Cyrus, and the cast at SNL.

I'm just happy at the absolute fuck ton of money I made from the top-of-page real estate market.

[Zeritae]

Crossposting from the old thread because I failed a spot check and didn't see this one...

Now, let me sneakily amend your check results... right, then, welcome to Thread number 3. Thank goodness you noticed, the old one's been locked after ten pages of utter shenanigans of which I'm not absolving myself of blame for taking part in!

Slovakia to test Roma community for Cvirus

Good on slovakia

[Rojava Free State]

Got up to 508. Good job everybody. I just want to thank Miley Cyrus, and the cast at SNL.

I wanna thank God...or maybe Shiva, or Vishnu, or Kunte Kinte, or Thor, or Poseidon, or Zeus, or Osiris, or Ba'al, or Anubis, or Kanye West, or Odin, or the Japanese Emperor, or the great Cherokee creator spirit.

[Tarsonis]

Got up to 508. Good job everybody. I just want to thank Miley Cyrus, and the cast at SNL.

I'm just happy at the absolute fuck ton of money I made from the top-of-page real estate market.

Gotta strike while thr iron is hot

[Cisairse]

So the first thread lasted 62 days.
The second thread lasted 14 days.
If this trend continues, this thread will last just over 3 days. The thread after that will last about 17 hours.

[Fartsniffage]

So the first thread lasted 62 days.
The second thread lasted 14 days.
If this trend continued, this thread will last just over 3 days. The thread after that will last about 17 hours.

Stay off the internet. Flatten the curve.

[Tinhampton]

Got up to 508. Good job everybody. I just want to thank Miley Cyrus, and the cast at SNL.

I'm just happy at the absolute fuck ton of money I made from the top-of-page real estate market.

Apparentlyyyyy.... I owe you $2,700! That's about £2,200 - or roughly the maximum furlough pay that HM Government is giving workers. Unless they were employed after 28th February, because fucking reasons.

[Cisairse]

So the first thread lasted 62 days.
The second thread lasted 14 days.
If this trend continued, this thread will last just over 3 days. The thread after that will last about 17 hours.

Stay off the internet. Flatten the curve.

We need an NSG vaccine.

[San Lumen]

Well they locked the other thread.

We did good y'all.

Yes we did and to answer your question from before it's probably for good. Its very unlikely they bring me back when this is over.

[Purpelia]

So the first thread lasted 62 days.
The second thread lasted 14 days.
If this trend continued, this thread will last just over 3 days. The thread after that will last about 17 hours.

Stay off the internet. Flatten the curve.

That's not a bad idea. Come sunrise we should all go out for a walk in the fresh air.

[Cisairse]

I'm just happy at the absolute fuck ton of money I made from the top-of-page real estate market.

Apparentlyyyyy.... I owe you $2,700! That's about £2,200 - or roughly the maximum furlough pay that HM Government is giving workers. Unless they were employed after 28th February, because fucking reasons.

Hey that beats the $0 I'm getting from Trump.

[Tarsonis]

Apparentlyyyyy.... I owe you $2,700! That's about £2,200 - or roughly the maximum furlough pay that HM Government is giving workers. Unless they were employed after 28th February, because fucking reasons.

Hey that beats the $0 I'm getting from Trump.

Weird I'm getting quite a bit.