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Waldoven
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Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Waldoven » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:51 am

Umm..... was it a tiny shovel?
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Waldovia News -NATIONAL- SAL 19706 star system renamed to Sol | Image received from Sol, scientists debate what it is and was it sent on purpose | -INTERNATIONAL- Atoland rebuilds its cities from the previous war| The Holingese-Atolandian war has concluded, no nation has won and borders have stayed exactly the same

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Dumb Ideologies
Post Czar
 
Posts: 42986
Founded: Sep 30, 2007
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:27 am

how are you going to dig yourself out of this one
Tʜᴇ Sᴛʀᴀssᴇʀɪsᴛ Sᴜɴᴅᴀᴇ Cʟᴜʙ ᴏғ Dᴜᴍʙ Iᴅᴇᴏʟᴏɢɪᴇs
¸„¤*˜*¤„¸„¤*˜*¤„¸ Use Culture War Snake Oil on all your stubborn political stains - if it doesn't work just add more! ¸„¤*˜*¤„¸„¤*˜*¤„¸
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane ~ Marcus Aurelius
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Chan Island
Senator
 
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Founded: Nov 26, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Chan Island » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:55 am

Swallow a builder to get the shovel. ;)
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Dumb Ideologies
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Founded: Sep 30, 2007
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:01 am

Chan Island wrote:Swallow a builder to get the shovel. ;)


Drink lots of tea or the builder will walk out of the job through your butt.
Tʜᴇ Sᴛʀᴀssᴇʀɪsᴛ Sᴜɴᴅᴀᴇ Cʟᴜʙ ᴏғ Dᴜᴍʙ Iᴅᴇᴏʟᴏɢɪᴇs
¸„¤*˜*¤„¸„¤*˜*¤„¸ Use Culture War Snake Oil on all your stubborn political stains - if it doesn't work just add more! ¸„¤*˜*¤„¸„¤*˜*¤„¸
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane ~ Marcus Aurelius
♆ P ᴀ x D I ᴀ ʙ ᴏ ʟ ɪ ᴄ ᴀ ♆

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Purpelia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:05 am

It has been scientifically proven that no person who ingested more than 10 liters of bleach orally has ever died from any other cause. So there is your answer.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Purpelia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:43 am

Just for the record, in case it was not obvious. My above post was a joke. Do not drink bleach. It will literally transform your innards into soap and scrub you from the inside out causing horrific chemical burns.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Kyrusia
Retired Moderator
 
Posts: 10148
Founded: Nov 12, 2007
Capitalizt

Postby Kyrusia » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:49 am

As amusing as the original poster's content was on the forums, spam as it was... Unfortunately they broke rules in other ways that earned them a *** DEAT ***.

I'll at least give credit for originality and absurdist humor, but let's try and not do that again.

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