Coronavirus Thread mark II: Official Apocalyptic Edition

[Luminesa]

Coughing up a storm but at least the fever is sort of dissipating. If this gets worse, I'm definitely going to try to go in someplace.

Yeah you definitely should. Stay safe, take some Tylenol if you have any!

[The Hindustani State]

You can go out for essentials, but only in a certain timeframe per neighborhood. They did this so not everyone goes out at the same time

That's fairly smart, actually. Are these timeframes decided locally/by municipality, I assume?

Yes, city governments

The virus hasn’t spread to any rural areas yet, India is weird because the cities are extremely dense while rural areas in between seem like a desert void of population

[Major-Tom]

Coughing up a storm but at least the fever is sort of dissipating. If this gets worse, I'm definitely going to try to go in someplace.

Yeah you definitely should. Stay safe, take some Tylenol if you have any!

Somehow, I've got enough Tylenol and Mucinex to kill a horse, probably from the flu I caught a few months back. If it's really the Rona this time 'round, I can ride this out in my apartment.

[Valrifell]

Coughing up a storm but at least the fever is sort of dissipating. If this gets worse, I'm definitely going to try to go in someplace.

Call your doctor first if you haven't already.

[Ethel mermania]

At least 400 people seem to think its racist

And if you would shut up about them then none of us would ever hear about them.

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What country is that? What if your dog needs to be walked or you have to buy food?

Eat your dog.

Seconded.

[The New California Republic]

What country is that? What if your dog needs to be walked or you have to buy food?

Doggy might have to stay inside. I dunno. Get a cat, cats are good at staying inside.

In the UK you can still take your dog for a walk, once a day. If there are multiple people in the house then they can each take the dog for a separate walk as long as they are not together. So, the wife could take the dog out for a walk in the morning, the husband could take the dog out for a walk in the afternoon, and their kid could take the dog out for a walk in the evening. But they couldn't all go out together three times. So the dog still gets the three walks it usually gets per day without the owners breaking the rules.

[Liriena]

It's in times like these that I'm specially happy that my family has ties to one of the pharmaceutical workers' union. We have enough meds, hospital-grade hand sanitizer and paper tissues to make it through multiple plagues.

I wish I'd bought tofu before the quarantine though.

[Liriena]

At least 400 people seem to think its racist

And if you would shut up about them then none of us would ever hear about them.

But if he did that, he'd lose his only good deflection tool.

[Major-Tom]

Coughing up a storm but at least the fever is sort of dissipating. If this gets worse, I'm definitely going to try to go in someplace.

Call your doctor first if you haven't already.

They're having me wait a few days. Flag, surprisingly, has drive-thru testing, but I'm hearing mixed messages about whether or not the test kits have run out. Was thinking of checking out that route, but I suppose my biggest concern is potentially infecting someone with something I only might have at one of those mobile testing facilities.

Either way, I'm not too anxious yet, it's sort of a wait and see sorta deal, though I am a little anxious about whether or not this is something that'll go away or if I'm just gonna be another active case number on the NYT tracker. That would suck massive balls.

[Genivaria]

Having to deal with one of my SJW friends on FB defending the CCP response to Coronavirus and keeps trying to change the topic to Trump, I swear right now it's the SJW version of "But Hilary!"

[Valrifell]

Having to deal with one of my SJW friends on FB defending the CCP response to Coronavirus and keeps trying to change the topic to Trump, I swear right now it's the SJW version of "But Hilary!"

Are they really a friend if you refer to them as "my SJW friend"?

[Nakena]

Coughing up a storm but at least the fever is sort of dissipating. If this gets worse, I'm definitely going to try to go in someplace.

Holy shit. Best of luck.

[Genivaria]

Having to deal with one of my SJW friends on FB defending the CCP response to Coronavirus and keeps trying to change the topic to Trump, I swear right now it's the SJW version of "But Hilary!"

Are they really a friend if you refer to them as "my SJW friend"?

We were good friends in Job Corps and I try to maintain that.

[Major-Tom]

Coughing up a storm but at least the fever is sort of dissipating. If this gets worse, I'm definitely going to try to go in someplace.

Holy shit. Best of luck.

At the very least, I've got a bitchin self-isolation setup that looks something like this.

[Fartsniffage]

Things are looking up.

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... ivery.html

[Major-Tom]

It's in times like these that I'm specially happy that my family has ties to one of the pharmaceutical workers' union. We have enough meds, hospital-grade hand sanitizer and paper tissues to make it through multiple plagues.

I wish I'd bought tofu before the quarantine though.

Tofu is god-tier, what's the Argentine quarantine looking like?

[Major-Tom]

Things are looking up.

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... ivery.html

"Boober Eats."

You can't make this shit up.

[Luminesa]

Doggy might have to stay inside. I dunno. Get a cat, cats are good at staying inside.

In the UK you can still take your dog for a walk, once a day. If there are multiple people in the house then they can each take the dog for a separate walk as long as they are not together. So, the wife could take the dog out for a walk in the morning, the husband could take the dog out for a walk in the afternoon, and their kid could take the dog out for a walk in the evening. But they couldn't all go out together three times. So the dog still gets the three walks it usually gets per day without the owners breaking the rules.

I figured there was probably a provision for it, but San Lumen is like, “What if I can’t take my dog outside?!” like it’s the most important thing in the world right now. Though, yes, puppy mental health is also important for puppy physical health.

[Nakena]

Holy shit. Best of luck.

At the very least, I've got a bitchin self-isolation setup that looks something like this.

Mind you fever is good because the higher body temprature is kill for the virus. (if it is that) It indicates your body is fighting it.

Also you have noticed any loss or decreasing of ability to smell or taste things?

[The New California Republic]

Things are looking up.

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... ivery.html

Dial-an-Adonis needs to be a thing also.

[Fartsniffage]

Things are looking up.

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... ivery.html

"Boober Eats."

You can't make this shit up.

I had a look at the menu and it's surprisingly decent and affordable.

[Ethel mermania]

Having to deal with one of my SJW friends on FB defending the CCP response to Coronavirus and keeps trying to change the topic to Trump, I swear right now it's the SJW version of "But Hilary!"

Are they really a friend if you refer to them as "my SJW friend"?

Yeah, I have friends I love dearly who absolutely are woke sjw's of the worst kind. They exasperate me sometimes, but I still love them.

[Stellar Colonies]

Things are looking up.

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... ivery.html

All praise social distancing.

[Luminesa]

Call your doctor first if you haven't already.

They're having me wait a few days. Flag, surprisingly, has drive-thru testing, but I'm hearing mixed messages about whether or not the test kits have run out. Was thinking of checking out that route, but I suppose my biggest concern is potentially infecting someone with something I only might have at one of those mobile testing facilities.

Either way, I'm not too anxious yet, it's sort of a wait and see sorta deal, though I am a little anxious about whether or not this is something that'll go away or if I'm just gonna be another active case number on the NYT tracker. That would suck massive balls.

You’re like 20, I think, so you should be okay, buuuuut I still would go check anyway. Prayers for you and your family!

[Major-Tom]

At the very least, I've got a bitchin self-isolation setup that looks something like this.

Mind you fever is good because the higher body temprature is kill for the virus. (if it is that) It indicates your body is fighting it.

Also you have noticed any loss or decreasing of ability to smell or taste things?

Uhhh, I genuinely hadn't thought about the taste/smell thing, is that seriously a symptom? If so, Imma be frantically trying to smell random objects at my place.