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Postby Moscareinas » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:18 am

Moscareinas wrote:
Greater vakolicci haven wrote:Do we win a prize?


i win the prize of actually being alive


i am grateful to be alive, i truly am
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Postby Des-Bal » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:18 am

Is there a plan yet that isn't idiotic or predicated on luck?
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Postby Mettaton-EX » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:18 am

Rojava Free State wrote:
Cisairse wrote:The New York Times: Don’t trust memes that promise cures


They claim that snorting coke and masturbating cure coronavirus.

And people say I'm crazy for thinking this is the apocalypse. I'm sorry, a world this stupid isn't fit for a crisis of this magnitude.



well, if you masturbate more, you wash your hands more. hopefully.
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Postby Cisairse » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:19 am

Des-Bal wrote:Is there a plan yet that isn't idiotic or predicated on luck?


Nope
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Postby The New California Republic » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:19 am

Could the thread title be correctly capitalized please?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:20 am

The New California Republic wrote:Could the thread title be correctly capitalized please?

Yes please. Its not very soldiery.
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Postby The Alma Mater » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:20 am

Zurkerx wrote:But I kid you not, one of my dad's girlfriend's co-workers literally asked when the Coronavirus is going to infect her computer...


As soon as she clicks on one of those phishing mails pretending to give "essential Corona updates from the WHO" or similar.
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Postby Nakena » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:20 am

The New California Republic wrote:Could the thread title be correctly capitalized please?


I had a draft saved too but GVH was faster xD
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Postby San Lumen » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:20 am

Des-Bal wrote:Is there a plan yet that isn't idiotic or predicated on luck?

No I don’t think there will be one

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Postby Rojava Free State » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:20 am

Thermodolia wrote:
Zurkerx wrote:
Why not all the above?



Sir, the quarantine units are slowly making their way. We must ensure the safety of our users since it can spread through the internet :p

But I kid you not, one of my dad's girlfriend's co-workers literally asked when the Coronavirus is going to infect her computer...

It’s a virus but not that kind of virus


I'm surprised Trump didnt warn computer designers about the corona virus before warning everyone else. "Ladies and gentlemen, the coronavirus is a very bad virus. I know alot about viruses. I was watching p- I mean I was doing very important work, and all of the sudden this alert popped up on my screen saying 'FBI alert.' Then my computer crashed and I screamed probably the loudest I ever have. We cant let that happen to anyone ever again, so I'm taking the corona virus very seriously. What's that? It's not a computer virus? What?! Oh shit!"
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Postby Moscareinas » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:21 am

Des-Bal wrote:Is there a plan yet that isn't idiotic or predicated on luck?


it's the first time we have something resembling a global infrastructure for dealing with a pandemic

you gonna wing it sometime
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Postby Nakena » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:22 am

At least hopefully this leads to an increased sense and care for bio-security in the future. And also rethinking health care and other important things really.
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Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:22 am

COVID-19 Live Numbers as of 11:54 PM HKST, March 21, 2020

Confirmed per Country/Region

81,304 China
47,021 Italy
25,374 Spain
21,652 Germany
20,610 Iran
19,624 US
12,483 France
8,799 Korea, South
6,113 Switzerland
4,014 United Kingdom
3,640 Netherlands
2,815 Belgium
2,814 Austria
2,030 Norway
1,763 Sweden
1,420 Denmark
1,280 Portugal
1,183 Malaysia
1,085 Canada
1,071 Australia
1,007 Japan
977 Brazil
925 Czechia
883 Israel
712 Cruise Ship
683 Ireland
670 Turkey
670 Luxembourg
666 Pakistan
537 Chile
521 Finland
495 Greece
473 Iceland
470 Qatar
452 Poland
450 Indonesia
432 Singapore
426 Ecuador
411 Thailand
392 Saudi Arabia
383 Slovenia
367 Romania
307 Philippines
306 Russia
306 Estonia
298 Bahrain
294 India
285 Egypt
263 Peru
240 South Africa
208 Iraq
203 Mexico
200 Panama
187 Lebanon
176 Kuwait
168 Croatia
160 Armenia
158 Argentina
158 Colombia
153 Taiwan*
149 Serbia
144 San Marino
142 Bulgaria
140 United Arab Emirates
137 Slovakia
124 Latvia
113 Costa Rica
112 Dominican Republic
110 Uruguay
103 Hungary
94 Algeria
92 Vietnam
91 Bosnia and Herzegovina
88 Andorra
86 Morocco
85 Jordan
83 Brunei
76 North Macedonia
76 Albania
75 Cyprus
73 Malta
73 Sri Lanka
69 Lithuania
69 Belarus
66 Moldova
65 Venezuela
64 Burkina Faso
60 Tunisia
53 Kazakhstan
53 Guadeloupe
52 Oman
52 New Zealand
51 Cambodia
48 Georgia
47 Senegal
45 Reunion
44 Azerbaijan
41 Ukraine
37 Liechtenstein
37 Uzbekistan
32 Martinique
27 Cameroon
25 Bangladesh
24 Afghanistan
24 Honduras
23 Congo (Kinshasa)
22 Nigeria
21 Cuba
19 Bolivia
19 Ghana
18 Paraguay
17 Rwanda
16 Jamaica
15 French Guiana
14 Montenegro
14 Mauritius
14 Cote d'Ivoire
13 Maldives
12 Guatemala
12 Kyrgyzstan
11 Monaco
10 Mongolia
9 Ethiopia
9 Togo
9 Trinidad and Tobago
7 Kenya
7 Seychelles
7 Mayotte
7 Guyana
6 Tanzania
6 Barbados
6 Equatorial Guinea
4 Gabon
4 Bahamas, The
4 Suriname
3 Liberia
3 Cabo Verde
3 Congo (Brazzaville)
3 Central African Republic
3 Madagascar
3 El Salvador
3 Namibia
3 Zimbabwe
2 Saint Lucia
2 Benin
2 Angola
2 Guinea
2 Haiti
2 Kosovo
2 Bhutan
2 Sudan
2 Zambia
2 Mauritania
2 Nicaragua
1 Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
1 Somalia
1 East Timor
1 Fiji
1 Niger
1 Chad
1 Djibouti
1 Antigua and Barbuda
1 Eswatini
1 Nepal
1 Holy See
1 Papua New Guinea
1 Gambia, The


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Postby San Lumen » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:22 am

Nakena wrote:At least hopefully this leads to an increased sense and care for bio-security in the future. And also rethinking health care and other important things really.

That’s one good thing that can come out of this

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Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:23 am

Since everything is going to shit, should we not keep the old thread open so the ns servers follow the world in going down the toilet?

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Postby Cisairse » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:23 am

Nakena wrote:At least hopefully this leads to an increased sense and care for bio-security in the future. And also rethinking health care and other important things really.


It won't.
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Postby Cisairse » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:23 am

San Lumen wrote:
Cisairse wrote:Sure.


I love how people called me and others nuts for saying this but here is my vindication


I agree.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:23 am

I never realized how important hygiene was until now. I mean I wasnt a dirty motherfucker, but now more than ever I've been washing my hands after touching anything outside.
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Postby Nakena » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:23 am

Cisairse wrote:
Nakena wrote:At least hopefully this leads to an increased sense and care for bio-security in the future. And also rethinking health care and other important things really.


It won't.


It doesn't looks good for the "muh frees and muh fefes" faction right now.
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Postby Diopolis » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:23 am

Des-Bal wrote:Is there a plan yet that isn't idiotic or predicated on luck?

The UK's original plan of quarantining the at risk population and letting everyone else build up a herd immunity probably would have worked, but it would've looked unacceptably bad for an elected government.
But as for the rest of us, luck it is.
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Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:23 am

Nakena wrote:At least hopefully this leads to an increased sense and care for bio-security in the future. And also rethinking health care and other important things really.

I don't believe in bio-security.

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Postby San Lumen » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:24 am

Moscareinas wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Is there a plan yet that isn't idiotic or predicated on luck?


it's the first time we have something resembling a global infrastructure for dealing with a pandemic

you gonna wing it sometime

Yeah but if you don’t want it all to collapse you cannot keep everything shut down until a vaccine comes out

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Postby Moscareinas » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:24 am

Nakena wrote:At least hopefully this leads to an increased sense and care for bio-security in the future. And also rethinking health care and other important things really.


we owe it to future generations that we don't fuck this shit up again
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Postby Cisairse » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:24 am

Rojava Free State wrote:I never realized how important hygiene was until now.


:blink:

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:Since everything is going to shit, should we not keep the old thread open so the ns servers follow the world in going down the toilet?


This is a better plan than Trump's
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