Coronavirus Thread mark II: Official Apocalyptic Edition

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Standby. I’m being told they went from 700 to 600 a day. But I read they hadn’t reported deaths in 10 days.

this page says greater than 700 deaths per day every day since March 25

Since there’s conflicting info, I edit my response.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

In all honesty I can’t say. I don’t know how scuba masks work. Gallo is telling me that you have to tweak the valve to do something different. You would have to modify the sucking mechanism in the mask and control it from somewhere else, not the patient.

MacGyver witchcraft, got it.

Here’s the article: https://www.boredpanda.com/ventilator-s ... gn=organic

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

Stop Using Toilet Paper

Nah fam, I can't afford a bidet and I need my snuggly soft.

Corona Beer to Halt Production Amid Coronavirus Outbreak

If this is because of stupid people thinking that their beer causes Coronavirus then that's pretty dumb tbh.

[Cisairse]

Stop Using Toilet Paper

Nah fam, I can't afford a bidet and I need my snuggly soft.

Bidets are cheaper than toilet paper now.

Corona Beer to Halt Production Amid Coronavirus Outbreak

If this is because of stupid people thinking that their beer causes Coronavirus then that's pretty dumb tbh.

It's because Mexico shut down nonessential businesses, and Corona's factories were considered nonessential.

[Valrifell]

Corona Beer to Halt Production Amid Coronavirus Outbreak

If this is because of stupid people thinking that their beer causes Coronavirus then that's pretty dumb tbh.

I don't think very many people consciously believe that, but the subconscious association is just metaphorically leaving people with a bad taste in their mouth.

People didn't actually believe that Colgate brand frozen dinners would taste minty, but it doesn't mean they were a good idea. Similarly, you won't see things named like "Puke Juice".

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

DeSantis: "Stay inside."

Floridians: *goes outside*

DeSantis: "Please stay inside."

Floridians: *still going outside*

DeSantis: "Stop going outside."

Floridians: *keeps going outside*

DeSantis: "This is an order: stop going outside!"

Floridians: *still going outside*

DeSantis: "We will enforce this order!"

Floridians: *continues to go outside*

DeSantis: "I'm warning you!"

Floridians: *goes outside again anyway*

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At this point I'm not sure who is dumber: the people of the State of Florida, or the government of the State of Florida.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

That's definitely good to hear, here's hoping for more good news in the future.

Like I said earlier, I just want us to get there because I want off this steep ride already.

I feel you, I just want off the Coronatrain ASAP.

[San Lumen]

Like I said earlier, I just want us to get there because I want off this steep ride already.

I feel you, I just want off the Coronatrain ASAP.

As do I.

[Vassenor]

DeSantis: "Stay inside."

Floridians: *goes outside*

DeSantis: "Please stay inside."

Floridians: *still going outside*

DeSantis: "Stop going outside."

Floridians: *keeps going outside*

DeSantis: "This is an order: stop going outside!"

Floridians: *still going outside*

DeSantis: "We will enforce this order!"

Floridians: *continues to go outside*

DeSantis: "I'm warning you!"

Floridians: *goes outside again anyway*

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At this point I'm not sure who is dumber: the people of the State of Florida, or the government of the State of Florida.

Florida Man Rides Again.

[Agarntrop]

DeSantis: "Stay inside."

Floridians: *goes outside*

DeSantis: "Please stay inside."

Floridians: *still going outside*

DeSantis: "Stop going outside."

Floridians: *keeps going outside*

DeSantis: "This is an order: stop going outside!"

Floridians: *still going outside*

DeSantis: "We will enforce this order!"

Floridians: *continues to go outside*

DeSantis: "I'm warning you!"

Floridians: *goes outside again anyway*

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At this point I'm not sure who is dumber: the people of the State of Florida, or the government of the State of Florida.

Ffs prosecute them

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

DeSantis: "Stay inside."

Floridians: *goes outside*

DeSantis: "Please stay inside."

Floridians: *still going outside*

DeSantis: "Stop going outside."

Floridians: *keeps going outside*

DeSantis: "This is an order: stop going outside!"

Floridians: *still going outside*

DeSantis: "We will enforce this order!"

Floridians: *continues to go outside*

DeSantis: "I'm warning you!"

Floridians: *goes outside again anyway*

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At this point I'm not sure who is dumber: the people of the State of Florida, or the government of the State of Florida.

Ffs prosecute them

"muhhh fascism!"
"muhhh rights!"
"muhhh oppression!"

Fat chance of that.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

Nah fam, I can't afford a bidet and I need my snuggly soft.

Bidets are cheaper than toilet paper now.

Sadly, I have no money. Thankfully I have over 2 dozen rolls to keep me pooping comfortably for a while longer.

[LimaUniformNovemberAlpha]

Ffs prosecute them

"muhhh fascism!"
"muhhh rights!"
"muhhh oppression!"

Fat chance of that.

When this is over, they need to be rounded up, charged with murder, and brought before a firing squad.

[The Alma Mater]

Nah fam, I can't afford a bidet and I need my snuggly soft.

Bidets are cheaper than toilet paper now.

If this is because of stupid people thinking that their beer causes Coronavirus then that's pretty dumb tbh.

It's because Mexico shut down nonessential businesses, and Corona's factories were considered nonessential.

Why nonessential ? They work with alcohol. They could repurpose to making handgel; like quite a few other brewers have already done.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

"muhhh fascism!"
"muhhh rights!"
"muhhh oppression!"

Fat chance of that.

When this is over, they need to be rounded up, charged with murder, and brought before a firing squad.

How about we don't do any of that.

[San Lumen]

When this is over, they need to be rounded up, charged with murder, and brought before a firing squad.

How about we don't do any of that.

agreed . That's beyond insane.

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

"muhhh fascism!"
"muhhh rights!"
"muhhh oppression!"

Fat chance of that.

When this is over, they need to be rounded up, charged with murder, and brought before a firing squad.

I think you're confused. Florida is in America, not the Philippines.

[LimaUniformNovemberAlpha]

When this is over, they need to be rounded up, charged with murder, and brought before a firing squad.

I think you're confused. Florida is in America, not the Philippines.

Maybe my anger is just getting the best of me, but I'm not sure why these people who do shit that gets thousands of people killed should be given another chance to do it again.

[San Lumen]

I think you're confused. Florida is in America, not the Philippines.

Maybe my anger is just getting the best of me, but I'm not sure why these people who do shit that gets thousands of people killed should be given another chance to do it again.

Because the state should not be killing people

[The Alma Mater]

Maybe my anger is just getting the best of me, but I'm not sure why these people who do shit that gets thousands of people killed should be given another chance to do it again.

Because the state should not be killing people

Neither should its inhabitants. Yet here we are.

[LimaUniformNovemberAlpha]

Maybe my anger is just getting the best of me, but I'm not sure why these people who do shit that gets thousands of people killed should be given another chance to do it again.

Because the state should not be killing people

You could argue that sparing the lives of these assholes is sentencing victims of future pandemics to death.

[Agarntrop]

When this is over, they need to be rounded up, charged with murder, and brought before a firing squad.

I think you're confused. Florida is in America, not the Philippines.

Actually thats more likely to happen in Florida as Florida still has the death penalty for murder and the Philippines abolished it in 2006.

[San Lumen]

Because the state should not be killing people

You could argue that sparing the lives of these assholes is sentencing victims of future pandemics to death.

Capital punishment is wrong under all circumstances

[The Alma Mater]

I think you're confused. Florida is in America, not the Philippines.

Actually thats more likely to happen in Florida as Florida still has the death penalty for murder and the Philippines abolished it in 2006.

In the Philippines the military has standing orders to fire on citizens who do not obey the Covid-19 restrictions.

[LimaUniformNovemberAlpha]

You could argue that sparing the lives of these assholes is sentencing victims of future pandemics to death.

Capital punishment is wrong under all circumstances

So empty virtue-signaling means more to you than deciding to protect the lives of those more worthy to live. Gotcha.