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Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:26 pmby Dresderstan
* PM me and my parents are gonna watch Friday The 13th.
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:27 pmby Ethel mermania
Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".
I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.
Everything clear? Good.
As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:40 pmby Hurdergaryp
Ethel mermania wrote:She is doing Monty python. Work with the rabbit.
The only way you can work with a rabbit of that caliber is with the help of a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the store was all out of those.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:43 pmby Ethel mermania
Hurdergaryp wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:She is doing Monty python. Work with the rabbit.
The only way you can work with a rabbit of that caliber is with the help of a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the store was all out of those.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:45 pmby Hurdergaryp
Ethel mermania wrote:Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".
I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.
Everything clear? Good.
As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.
Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:47 pmby Dumb Ideologies
Hurdergaryp wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.
Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.
I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:54 pmby Hurdergaryp
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.
I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.
So, how does it feel to be the instigator?
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:56 pmby Dumb Ideologies
Hurdergaryp wrote:Dumb Ideologies wrote:I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.
So, how does it feel to be the instigator?
Soft, strong, and very long.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:12 pmby Farnhamia
Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".
I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.
Everything clear? Good.
Sounds like what my old company would have said.
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:26 pmby Kannap
HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.
Guarantee nobody at work does this.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:40 pmby Hurdergaryp
Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.
Guarantee nobody at work does this.
They shall all perish, then.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:42 pmby Kannap
Hurdergaryp wrote:Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.
Guarantee nobody at work does this.
They shall all perish, then.
Is that a threat or a promise?
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:43 pmby Hurdergaryp
Kannap wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:They shall all perish, then.
Is that a threat or a promise?
Depends on what would work the best for you.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:47 pmby Heloin
Kannap wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:They shall all perish, then.
Is that a threat or a promise?
Threats are just promises without the backbone to carry them out.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:47 pmby Ethel mermania
Hurdergaryp wrote:Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.
Guarantee nobody at work does this.
They shall all perish, then.
Maybe a sacrifice to the volcano gods?
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:04 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:08 pmby Samudera Darussalam
Ethel mermania wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:They shall all perish, then.
Maybe a sacrifice to the volcano gods?
Krakatoa shall be satisfied.
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:09 pmby Ameriganastan
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of
Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!
I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:10 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
Ameriganastan wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of
Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!
I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.
I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:10 pmby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
TET is the last bastion in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is NSG right
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:11 pmby Samudera Darussalam
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:TET is the last bastion in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is NSG right
Yes, but it's also a cult.
Join us~Oops, did I say that?
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:12 pmby Ameriganastan
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.
I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.
I like it so far. Granted I only got through 2 episodes, but I enjoyed it. Gandolfini really was a good actor.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:12 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
Ameriganastan wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.
I like it so far. Granted I only got through 2 episodes, but I enjoyed it. Gandolfini really was a good actor.
That he was. It’s a pity he died the way he did.
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Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:21 pmby Ethel mermania
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of
Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!
On ancient alien fridays?
Posted:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:21 pmby Heloin
Sean Williams currently 2nd best All Rounder!
