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Postby Dresderstan » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:26 pm

* PM me and my parents are gonna watch Friday The 13th.
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Ethel mermania
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:27 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".

I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.

Everything clear? Good.

As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:40 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:She is doing Monty python. Work with the rabbit.

The only way you can work with a rabbit of that caliber is with the help of a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the store was all out of those.

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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:43 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:She is doing Monty python. Work with the rabbit.

The only way you can work with a rabbit of that caliber is with the help of a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the store was all out of those.


Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:45 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".

I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.

Everything clear? Good.

As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.

Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:47 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.

Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.


I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:54 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.

I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.

So, how does it feel to be the instigator?

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:56 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.

So, how does it feel to be the instigator?


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Farnhamia
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Postby Farnhamia » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:12 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".

I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.

Everything clear? Good.

Sounds like what my old company would have said.
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Kannap
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Postby Kannap » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:26 pm

HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.

Guarantee nobody at work does this.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:40 pm

Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.

Guarantee nobody at work does this.

They shall all perish, then.

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Kannap
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Postby Kannap » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:42 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.

Guarantee nobody at work does this.

They shall all perish, then.


Is that a threat or a promise?
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Hurdergaryp
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:43 pm

Kannap wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:They shall all perish, then.

Is that a threat or a promise?

Depends on what would work the best for you.

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Heloin
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Postby Heloin » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:47 pm

Kannap wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:They shall all perish, then.


Is that a threat or a promise?

Threats are just promises without the backbone to carry them out.

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Ethel mermania
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:47 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.

Guarantee nobody at work does this.

They shall all perish, then.

Maybe a sacrifice to the volcano gods?
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:04 pm

Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!
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Samudera Darussalam
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Postby Samudera Darussalam » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:08 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:They shall all perish, then.

Maybe a sacrifice to the volcano gods?

Krakatoa shall be satisfied.
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0 is perfect. Because nobody is perfect. :P

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Because it's not a living thing, it's an ugly clumb of RNA that's so stupid it can't even reproduce by itself.

I mean, what idiots.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:09 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!

I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:10 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!

I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.


I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.
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Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:10 pm

TET is the last bastion in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is NSG right
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Samudera Darussalam
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Postby Samudera Darussalam » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:11 pm

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:TET is the last bastion in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is NSG right

Yes, but it's also a cult. Join us~

Oops, did I say that?
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Kowani wrote:Your defense is found insufficient, and thus, are sentenced to a year’s hard labor, mining crystals for the communist wizards.

In Gulazkaban

Valentine Z wrote:
Geneviev wrote:0 matters! We need to respect its rights!

0 is perfect. Because nobody is perfect. :P

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Because it's not a living thing, it's an ugly clumb of RNA that's so stupid it can't even reproduce by itself.

I mean, what idiots.

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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:12 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.


I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.

I like it so far. Granted I only got through 2 episodes, but I enjoyed it. Gandolfini really was a good actor.
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Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
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Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:12 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.

I like it so far. Granted I only got through 2 episodes, but I enjoyed it. Gandolfini really was a good actor.


That he was. It’s a pity he died the way he did.
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Ethel mermania
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:21 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!

On ancient alien fridays?
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

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Heloin
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Postby Heloin » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:21 pm

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