TET: With Great Power & All That Jazz

[Gallade]

Heh. You are new, you will learn the folly of your closing sentence.

So cute to see the new younglings on the job.

Dump your in box onto his desk while we have the chance.

[Ethel mermania]

So cute to see the new younglings on the job.

Dump your in box onto his desk while we have the chance.

Dunno if I can, going to work on monday seems to be a union issue these days.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Hey, advising in international cooperation to investigate crimes and find criminals just sounds like a lot of fun for me, personally. But yeah, I will ride this wave of novice motivation as long as it will last me.

Well, yes. So I can’t complain about the pay.

I really just want to get in and do my work.

Awww, you have much to learn about public service

Thanks, dad.

[Heloin]

I was going to start at my new job on Monday, but all ministries have closed down due to corona. So, my first week on my first real job will be spent at home doing nothing.

Welcome to the grand world of Civil Service.

Dump your in box onto his desk while we have the chance.

Dunno if I can, going to work on monday seems to be a union issue these days.

Monday is miserable and should be done away with. Tuesday would just become a new monday so let's get us a break there. We of course need a break for Wednesday seeing that we're halfway through the week. Thursday's already basiclly Friday. And for Friday, well honestly who wants to work on a Friday?

[-Astoria]

I was going to start at my new job on Monday, but all ministries have closed down due to corona. So, my first week on my first real job will be spent at home doing nothing.

Welcome to the grand world of Civil Service.

Dunno if I can, going to work on monday seems to be a union issue these days.

Monday is miserable and should be done away with. Tuesday would just become a new monday so let's get us a break there. We of course need a break for Wednesday seeing that we're halfway through the week. Thursday's already basiclly Friday. And for Friday, well honestly who wants to work on a Friday?

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday

Well, you could always take Saturdays & Sundays... jk

[Kannap]

Feel ya, except replace that toilet paper with hand sanitizer and face mask.
Stay safe Gene.

I've given up on those. Why are people buying so much? It makes no sense to me.

copycat effect. One person decided they were going to buy a shit ton of toilet paper, other people in the store saw him and decided he probably knew something they didn't so they started grabbing lots of toilet paper. Next thing you know, word gets around town and people at all the other stores start doing it. Then the news gets a hold of it and reports everybody in this town/city are buying toilet paper in mass and before you know it its happening nationwide. Then we hear reports of toilet paper shortages in other countries and sure enough, now there are toilet paper shortages in our own country.

All because one person in a town you've never heard of decided toilet paper was something he needed a lot of.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Every store in town has adopted new service hours. Even Walmart, which used to open 24/7 now closes at 11pm. People are truly more worried than expected.

[Kannap]

Every store in town has adopted new service hours. Even Walmart, which used to open 24/7 now closes at 11pm. People are truly more worried than expected.

store-wise things around here seem to be business as usual.

[Hurdergaryp]

I've given up on those. Why are people buying so much? It makes no sense to me.

copycat effect. One person decided they were going to buy a shit ton of toilet paper, other people in the store saw him and decided he probably knew something they didn't so they started grabbing lots of toilet paper. Next thing you know, word gets around town and people at all the other stores start doing it. Then the news gets a hold of it and reports everybody in this town/city are buying toilet paper in mass and before you know it its happening nationwide. Then we hear reports of toilet paper shortages in other countries and sure enough, now there are toilet paper shortages in our own country.

All because one person in a town you've never heard of decided toilet paper was something he needed a lot of.

It's like a consumer stampede. Understand that humans are a group animal and easily panicked. The fear factory keeps working at full capacity.

[Samudera Darussalam]

copycat effect. One person decided they were going to buy a shit ton of toilet paper, other people in the store saw him and decided he probably knew something they didn't so they started grabbing lots of toilet paper. Next thing you know, word gets around town and people at all the other stores start doing it. Then the news gets a hold of it and reports everybody in this town/city are buying toilet paper in mass and before you know it its happening nationwide. Then we hear reports of toilet paper shortages in other countries and sure enough, now there are toilet paper shortages in our own country.

All because one person in a town you've never heard of decided toilet paper was something he needed a lot of.

It's like a consumer stampede. Understand that humans are a group animal and easily panicked. The fear factory keeps working at full capacity.

Ah, so it's still in line with the old trope about people stampeding to get out of a theatre when somebody shouts "Fire!".

Also I love your new(?) flag, Kannap. It's beautiful.

[Hurdergaryp]

The trick is to put them in a cage, so that you know where they are.

Rude. Your spending to much time around cats, they’re a tricksy bunch.

Well, you can't just have naughty little rabbits hopping around, because those fluffy bunnies are up to no good.

[Ethel mermania]

Rude. Your spending to much time around cats, they’re a tricksy bunch.

Well, you can't just have naughty little rabbits hopping around, because those fluffy bunnies are up to no good.

Your check is in the mail

[Alanis Star]

Another week's over... again. Holy hell, I swear time is moving a little too fast for my liking.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Every store in town has adopted new service hours. Even Walmart, which used to open 24/7 now closes at 11pm. People are truly more worried than expected.

store-wise things around here seem to be business as usual.

Does your state have confirmed cases? We have one so far.

[Geneviev]

I've given up on those. Why are people buying so much? It makes no sense to me.

copycat effect. One person decided they were going to buy a shit ton of toilet paper, other people in the store saw him and decided he probably knew something they didn't so they started grabbing lots of toilet paper. Next thing you know, word gets around town and people at all the other stores start doing it. Then the news gets a hold of it and reports everybody in this town/city are buying toilet paper in mass and before you know it its happening nationwide. Then we hear reports of toilet paper shortages in other countries and sure enough, now there are toilet paper shortages in our own country.

All because one person in a town you've never heard of decided toilet paper was something he needed a lot of.

That makes sense. That person made a terrible decision. The rest of us also need toilet paper.

[Hurdergaryp]

copycat effect. One person decided they were going to buy a shit ton of toilet paper, other people in the store saw him and decided he probably knew something they didn't so they started grabbing lots of toilet paper. Next thing you know, word gets around town and people at all the other stores start doing it. Then the news gets a hold of it and reports everybody in this town/city are buying toilet paper in mass and before you know it its happening nationwide. Then we hear reports of toilet paper shortages in other countries and sure enough, now there are toilet paper shortages in our own country.

All because one person in a town you've never heard of decided toilet paper was something he needed a lot of.

That makes sense. That person made a terrible decision. The rest of us also need toilet paper.

If the madness continues, consider paper towels as an alternative.

[Ethel mermania]

That makes sense. That person made a terrible decision. The rest of us also need toilet paper.

If the madness continues, consider paper towels as an alternative.

Sponge on a stick!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If the madness continues, consider paper towels as an alternative.

Sponge on a stick!

Go Roman or go home.

[Ethel mermania]

Sponge on a stick!

Go Roman or go home.

This cat gets it.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Go Roman or go home.

This cat gets it.

I’ve my moments, tomcat.

[-Astoria]

Sponge on a stick!

Go Roman or go home.

Or...:

When regular toilet paper ceases to be available, go artisanal. Now there's an experience you shall remember for decades to come!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Go Roman or go home.

Or...:

When regular toilet paper ceases to be available, go artisanal. Now there's an experience you shall remember for decades to come!

Oh my.

[Kannap]

store-wise things around here seem to be business as usual.

Does your state have confirmed cases? We have one so far.

23 cases. That being said, I live in a town just north of Charlotte. Stores in Charlotte could be behaving differently.

Most cases, as far as I know, have been in the Raleigh-Durham area as well, so stores there could be behaving differently.

[Kannap]

That makes sense. That person made a terrible decision. The rest of us also need toilet paper.

If the madness continues, consider paper towels as an alternative.

Invest in a bidet or just take a shower after every shit.

[Hurdergaryp]

If the madness continues, consider paper towels as an alternative.

Sponge on a stick!

Or small furry animals.