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by Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:27 pm
Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".
I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.
Everything clear? Good.
by Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:40 pm
Ethel mermania wrote:She is doing Monty python. Work with the rabbit.
by Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:43 pm
by Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:45 pm
Ethel mermania wrote:Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".
I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.
Everything clear? Good.
As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.
by Dumb Ideologies » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:47 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.
Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.
by Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:54 pm
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.
I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.
by Dumb Ideologies » Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:56 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Dumb Ideologies wrote:I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.
So, how does it feel to be the instigator?
by Farnhamia » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:12 pm
Dumb Ideologies wrote:My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".
I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.
Everything clear? Good.
by Kannap » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:26 pm
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
by Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:40 pm
Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.
Guarantee nobody at work does this.
by Kannap » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:42 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.
Guarantee nobody at work does this.
They shall all perish, then.
Luna Amore wrote:Please remember to attend the ritualistic burning of Kannap for heresy
by Hurdergaryp » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:43 pm
by Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:47 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Kannap wrote:HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.
Guarantee nobody at work does this.
They shall all perish, then.
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:04 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Ameriganastan » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:09 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:10 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!
I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:10 pm
"For a vast majority of its existence, mankind dreamed to reach the stars. Yet today, reaching the stars is made a reality through joint endeavor."
- Operations Director of the T.I.A., Hilbert Lachlan Silverwell
by Samudera Darussalam » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:11 pm
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:TET is the last bastion in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is NSG right
by Ameriganastan » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:12 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:12 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Ethel mermania » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:21 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!
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