TET: With Great Power & All That Jazz

[Dresderstan]

* PM me and my parents are gonna watch Friday The 13th.

[Ethel mermania]

My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".

I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.

Everything clear? Good.

As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.

[Hurdergaryp]

She is doing Monty python. Work with the rabbit.

The only way you can work with a rabbit of that caliber is with the help of a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the store was all out of those.

[Ethel mermania]

She is doing Monty python. Work with the rabbit.

The only way you can work with a rabbit of that caliber is with the help of a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the store was all out of those.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

[Hurdergaryp]

My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".

I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.

Everything clear? Good.

As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.

Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.

[Dumb Ideologies]

As of today we did not have to use our fingerprint to swipe in, not like prior thr only response was from the employees putting bottles of purell on the fingerprint scanners.

Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.

I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.

[Hurdergaryp]

Fortunately everyone stays calm and refrains from panicking. Everything is under control and the seeds of chaos have not been sown at all.

I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.

So, how does it feel to be the instigator?

[Dumb Ideologies]

I bought two large packs of 9 toilet rolls today just as the staff member was restocking them. When I came out the other end of the aisle everyone who saw me did a double take and then immediately swung their trollies around and started to do that fast walk thing that is blatantly running you're not fooling anyone.

So, how does it feel to be the instigator?

Soft, strong, and very long.

[Farnhamia]

My work released it's coronavirus guidance today, followed by two "clarifications".

I should work from home if possible, but also come in as normal, and come in unless I've got a preexisting health condition, more remote login cards are available, we don't have enough, we should ask for them, our manager should, and also we shouldn't ask at all and we should wait until Wednesday when they meet the infrastructure provider.

Everything clear? Good.

Sounds like what my old company would have said.

[Kannap]

HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.

Guarantee nobody at work does this.

[Hurdergaryp]

HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.

Guarantee nobody at work does this.

They shall all perish, then.

[Kannap]

HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.

Guarantee nobody at work does this.

They shall all perish, then.

Is that a threat or a promise?

[Hurdergaryp]

They shall all perish, then.

Is that a threat or a promise?

Depends on what would work the best for you.

[Heloin]

They shall all perish, then.

Is that a threat or a promise?

Threats are just promises without the backbone to carry them out.

[Ethel mermania]

HR announced today a request - not a requirement - that any employee traveling across borders - state borders or national borders - notify HR beforehand of their destination and the dates of their travel. Then they should call into work to notify of their return the day before they return.

Guarantee nobody at work does this.

They shall all perish, then.

Maybe a sacrifice to the volcano gods?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!

[Samudera Darussalam]

They shall all perish, then.

Maybe a sacrifice to the volcano gods?

Krakatoa shall be satisfied.

[Ameriganastan]

Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!

I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!

I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.

I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.

[Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory]

TET is the last bastion in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is NSG right

[Samudera Darussalam]

TET is the last bastion in the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is NSG right

Yes, but it's also a cult. Join us~

Oops, did I say that?

[Ameriganastan]

I started The Sopranos myself, as it's free on-demand now...and fuck, that show is old. A positive reference to Skeet Ulrich really dates a show.

I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.

I like it so far. Granted I only got through 2 episodes, but I enjoyed it. Gandolfini really was a good actor.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I’ve never watched it but I’ve been told it’s a good show.

I like it so far. Granted I only got through 2 episodes, but I enjoyed it. Gandolfini really was a good actor.

That he was. It’s a pity he died the way he did.

[Ethel mermania]

Binge watching episodes of Ink Master is rather soothing after such a long week. Ryan Ashley Malarkey and Kelly Doty, I love you!

On ancient alien fridays?

[Heloin]

Sean Williams currently 2nd best All Rounder!