Wisconsin shooting leaves five dead

[Kubra]

I blame American beer.

An irate Canadian perhaps, angry at the americanization of their national beer.

Give it to me straight: do you know anyone who *actually* drinks molson?

[Bear Stearns]

An irate Canadian perhaps, angry at the americanization of their national beer.

Give it to me straight: do you know anyone who *actually* drinks molson?

I drink Labatt Blue

[Ors Might]

More lives saved by guns.

Tasteful.

[Kubra]

Give it to me straight: do you know anyone who *actually* drinks molson?

I drink Labatt Blue

See? Molson is supposed to be the tim hortons of Canadian beer, but when it comes to beer we all drink literally anything else.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

Guy later claimed his coworkers bugged his home. Clearly the type who should be carrying a gun.

How else will you stop people from bugging your home ?

Maybe get a dog?

[-Astoria]

How else will you stop people from bugging your home ?

Maybe get a dog?

And if you happen to be allergic?

[Nobel Hobos 2]

Maybe get a dog?

And if you happen to be allergic?

Then buy a gun and never leave the house.

[-Astoria]

And if you happen to be allergic?

Then buy a gun and never leave the house.

Yeah, I'm not sure many would want to become voluntary shut-ins.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

Then buy a gun and never leave the house.

Yeah, I'm not sure many would want to become voluntary shut-ins.

A bug detector would make more sense, find out if it's true before doing anything else.

I'm guessing someone else found out something he wanted to keep secret and he jumped to the (rather unhinged) conclusion his house was bugged. But for all I know his house may have been bugged after all.

[Ethel mermania]

An irate Canadian perhaps, angry at the americanization of their national beer.

Give it to me straight: do you know anyone who *actually* drinks molson?

Not anymore, no wonder there was gunfire.

[US-SSR]

More lives saved by guns.

Tasteful.

A handgun is a tool for taking human life at close range. To claim "guns save lives" is simply ridiculous. If you own a handgun and aren't prepared to kill someone you feel is going to harm you, you have the wrong idea entirely. EMTs save lives. Guns kill people.

[Telconi]

Tasteful.

A handgun is a tool for taking human life at close range. To claim "guns save lives" is simply ridiculous. If you own a handgun and aren't prepared to kill someone you feel is going to harm you, you have the wrong idea entirely. EMTs save lives. Guns kill people.

I'm not certain Ors has ever asserted that guns save lives. It's also worth noting that killing people can certainly save lives, if such a person was a killer.

[Bromagia]

Tasteful.

A handgun is a tool for taking human life at close range. To claim "guns save lives" is simply ridiculous. If you own a handgun and aren't prepared to kill someone you feel is going to harm you, you have the wrong idea entirely. EMTs save lives. Guns kill people.

A handgun is a tool for launching projectiles.

[Tobleste]

A handgun is a tool for taking human life at close range. To claim "guns save lives" is simply ridiculous. If you own a handgun and aren't prepared to kill someone you feel is going to harm you, you have the wrong idea entirely. EMTs save lives. Guns kill people.

A handgun is a tool for launching projectiles.

.... to take human life.

It's like arguing that cars are machines to make wheels spin but leaving out the bit about them being a form of transport.

[Gormwood]

A handgun is a tool for launching projectiles.

.... to take human life.

It's like arguing that cars are machines to make wheels spin but leaving out the bit about them being a form of transport.

Don't be silly, it's like a video game where shooting someone actually heals their injuries and cures any disease afflicting them.

[Paddy O Fernature]

A handgun is a tool for launching projectiles.

.... to take human life.

It's like arguing that cars are machines to make wheels spin but leaving out the bit about them being a form of transport.

Well goddamnit I need to get my money back as I have a small arsenal of pistols that must be defective as they do nothing but punch holes in paper targets and have never harmed anyone ever.

Guns only purpose is to kill people.... what a stupid fucking argument.

[Heloin]

.... to take human life.

It's like arguing that cars are machines to make wheels spin but leaving out the bit about them being a form of transport.

Well goddamnit I need to get my money back as I have a small arsenal of pistols that must be defective as they do nothing but punch holes in paper targets and have never harmed anyone ever.

Guns only purpose is to kill people.... what a stupid fucking argument.

I mean... yeah it's a weapon. Not to say whether or not anything should be done about guns but weapons are designed to kill or maim people or other living things.

People use throwing axes, does that mean an axe isn't a tool for cutting down trees?

[Gun Manufacturers]

A handgun is a tool for launching projectiles.

.... to take human life.

It's like arguing that cars are machines to make wheels spin but leaving out the bit about them being a form of transport.

Well fuck. I guess I've been using mine wrong all these years. All I use my firearms for is punching paper, ringing steel, and breaking clay targets.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Well goddamnit I need to get my money back as I have a small arsenal of pistols that must be defective as they do nothing but punch holes in paper targets and have never harmed anyone ever.

Guns only purpose is to kill people.... what a stupid fucking argument.

I mean... yeah it's a weapon. Not to say whether or not anything should be done about guns but weapons are designed to kill or maim people or other living things.

People use throwing axes, does that mean an axe isn't a tool for cutting down trees?

Not if it's made and marketed as a throwing axe.

[Big Jim P]

Tasteful.

A handgun is a tool for taking human life at close range. To claim "guns save lives" is simply ridiculous. If you own a handgun and aren't prepared to kill someone you feel is going to harm you, you have the wrong idea entirely. EMTs save lives. Guns kill people.

Not all killings are unjust. Self defense shooting for instance, which do, in fact, save lives.

[Big Jim P]

.... to take human life.

It's like arguing that cars are machines to make wheels spin but leaving out the bit about them being a form of transport.

Well goddamnit I need to get my money back as I have a small arsenal of pistols that must be defective as they do nothing but punch holes in paper targets and have never harmed anyone ever.

Guns only purpose is to kill people.... what a stupid fucking argument.

It's not really an argument. It is a fearmongering lie to advance civilian disarmament.

[Loben The 2nd]

A handgun is a tool for taking human life at close range. To claim "guns save lives" is simply ridiculous. If you own a handgun and aren't prepared to kill someone you feel is going to harm you, you have the wrong idea entirely. EMTs save lives. Guns kill people.

Not all killings are unjust. Self defense shooting for instance, which do, in fact, save lives.

but jim!

y-you had to s-SHOOT s-someone! t-that isnt fair!

[Paddy O Fernature]

Well goddamnit I need to get my money back as I have a small arsenal of pistols that must be defective as they do nothing but punch holes in paper targets and have never harmed anyone ever.

Guns only purpose is to kill people.... what a stupid fucking argument.

It's not really an argument. It is a fearmongering lie to advance civilian disarmament.

You are right, yet again.

[Tobleste]

.... to take human life.

It's like arguing that cars are machines to make wheels spin but leaving out the bit about them being a form of transport.

Well fuck. I guess I've been using mine wrong all these years. All I use my firearms for is punching paper, ringing steel, and breaking clay targets.

Is that what they're designed for? I've seen contestants for worlds strongest man pulling trucks but that doesn't mean that is their primary purpose.

[Telconi]

Well fuck. I guess I've been using mine wrong all these years. All I use my firearms for is punching paper, ringing steel, and breaking clay targets.

Is that what they're designed for? I've seen contestants for worlds strongest man pulling trucks but that doesn't mean that is their primary purpose.

And did you shout at the strongman about being ran over?