Sexual Orientation Thread

[Samadhi]

At least it'll be bikini weather.

No, it rains.

Same diff.

[United Muscovite Nations]

No, it rains.

Same diff.

You'll probably be fine if your bikini comes with one of these.

[Samadhi]

Same diff.

You'll probably be fine if your bikini comes with one of these.

How much are modern tanks?
I may be able to buy one.

[United Muscovite Nations]

You'll probably be fine if your bikini comes with one of these.

How much are modern tanks?
I may be able to buy one.

I'd recommend the T-72, best bang for the buck at about 3.2 million US$

[Samadhi]

How much are modern tanks?
I may be able to buy one.

I'd recommend the T-72, best bang for the buck at about 3.2 million US$

Oh I can buy tens.

[United Muscovite Nations]

I'd recommend the T-72, best bang for the buck at about 3.2 million US$

Oh I can buy tens.

Wow? That rich? Then you're unironically a terrible person lmao. I take all the banter back.

[Imperial Joseon]

Same diff.

You'll probably be fine if your bikini comes with one of these.

I almost perspired there.

[Samadhi]

Oh I can buy tens.

Wow? That rich? Then you're unironically a terrible person lmao. I take all the banter back.

Most of it was my brothers, plus his hefty life insurance.
I haven't really done much.
Besides like charity work and donating to the needy.
I do like to play ding ding ditch on obviously struggling households. With no fire and a couple of hundred or a thousand bucks and a note in the bag.

But yeah, like I didn't earn it.

[United Muscovite Nations]

Wow? That rich? Then you're unironically a terrible person lmao. I take all the banter back.

Most of it was my brothers, plus his hefty life insurance.
I haven't really done much.
Besides like charity work and donating to the needy.
I do like to play ding ding ditch on obviously struggling households. With no fire and a couple of hundred or a thousand bucks and a note in the bag.

But yeah, like I didn't earn it.

Fair enough, I take it back. But don't brag about being rich if you don't want people to get the wrong idea.

[Samadhi]

Most of it was my brothers, plus his hefty life insurance.
I haven't really done much.
Besides like charity work and donating to the needy.
I do like to play ding ding ditch on obviously struggling households. With no fire and a couple of hundred or a thousand bucks and a note in the bag.

But yeah, like I didn't earn it.

Fair enough, I take it back. But don't brag about being rich if you don't want people to get the wrong idea.

Wasn't trying to, but anyway.
We should probably stop the threadjack.

[Bear Stearns]

*walks up to front door at fraternity house*

"Whoa buddy, who do you know here?"

[Kannap]

I'm straight.
Penis makes you happy.

This is the same reason I'm gay. Penis makes you happy.

I'm straight.
Penis makes you happy.

Nothing will make you happy, for all things are impermanent.

Except penises. They make you happy.

[Cekoviu]

I'm straight.
Penis makes you happy.

This is the same reason I'm gay. Penis makes you happy.

Wouldn't the reason penis makes you happy be that you're gay, not vice versa?

[Kannap]

This is the same reason I'm gay. Penis makes you happy.

Wouldn't the reason penis makes you happy be that you're gay, not vice versa?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Cekoviu]

Wouldn't the reason penis makes you happy be that you're gay, not vice versa?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A question built on a clearly faulty premise. Truly a terrible idiom.
I'd say it depends on your definition of "gay."

[Andsed]

Wouldn't the reason penis makes you happy be that you're gay, not vice versa?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg, which was likely laid by an ancestor of the chicken.

[Kannap]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A question built on a clearly faulty premise. Truly a terrible idiom.
I'd say it depends on your definition of "gay."

But I'd agree you probably have it the right way round. I probably wouldn't enjoy penis if I weren't gay.

[Kannap]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg, which was likely laid by an ancestor of the chicken.

this doesn't sound like how evolution works.

[Andsed]

The egg, which was likely laid by an ancestor of the chicken.

this doesn't sound like how evolution works.

Eh my brain is at like 5% efficiency atm so your likely right.

[Ethel mermania]

A question built on a clearly faulty premise. Truly a terrible idiom.
I'd say it depends on your definition of "gay."

But I'd agree you probably have it the right way round. I probably wouldn't enjoy penis if I weren't gay.

I very much enjoy my penis and I am not gay.

[Kannap]

But I'd agree you probably have it the right way round. I probably wouldn't enjoy penis if I weren't gay.

I very much enjoy my penis and I am not gay.

I was specifically talking about enjoying other people's penises. Mine is alright most of the time, I guess.

[Cekoviu]

But I'd agree you probably have it the right way round. I probably wouldn't enjoy penis if I weren't gay.

I very much enjoy my penis and I am not gay.

Well yeah, that's probably the case with most men, but I'm fairly sure Kannap means other people's penises.

[Ethel mermania]

I very much enjoy my penis and I am not gay.

I was specifically talking about enjoying other people's penises. Mine is alright most of the time, I guess.

I am not to crazy about those to tell the truth, but I am glad other people like them.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

But I'd agree you probably have it the right way round. I probably wouldn't enjoy penis if I weren't gay.

I very much enjoy my penis and I am not gay.

One would hope you did, after all these years.

[Kannap]

I was specifically talking about enjoying other people's penises. Mine is alright most of the time, I guess.

I am not to crazy about those to tell the truth, but I am glad other people like them.

More for me.