Scantily Clad Women? Not in my NFL

[Torisakia]

The only thing sinful about the Super Bowl halftime show is all these muffy pop and dance singers performing. When are they going to get actual good artists to perform? At this point I'd be alright with Nickelback being in there.

Funnily enough about 15 years ago we were all upset because Janet Jackson's shielded nipple was shown on live television for 0.04 seconds, and now we're upset that covered asses were shown on live television. It's always something with you people isn't it?

To quote a movie:

"What do you mean, you people?"

Everyone involved in the ordeal, I guess.

[Imperial Joseon]

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that no one complains about the scantily-clad cheer squads of most NFL teams during regular games?

Sex is nothing new in the NFL. Why should this be a surprise, or an offense, to anyone?

Oh yeah. It's because they embraced their Latina-ness, went political, and the politics they embrace are liberal. Typical conservative Christian hypocrisy.

Yeah, they might as well post all the nudity they can.

[New haven america]

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that no one complains about the scantily-clad cheer squads of most NFL teams during regular games?

Sex is nothing new in the NFL. Why should this be a surprise, or an offense, to anyone?

Oh yeah. It's because they embraced their Latina-ness, went political, and the politics they embrace are liberal. Typical conservative Christian hypocrisy.

Yeah, they might as well post all the nudity they can.

It would honestly make the Superbowl actually watchable.

[Cekoviu]

867 Trillion dollars? Geez, that makes the Green New Deal sound slightly less unaffordable... Anyway, all of this over the halftime show at LIV? It was the dumbest, least professional, most mediocre of Superbowl halftime shows, and this guy's making a scene over people being sexually agitated? When I watched that, I wasn't thinking "I want to have sex with these people," I was thinking, "Wow, J-Lo and Shakira have really jumped the shark..."

I mean, it is that. But it's mostly this weird thing that guys do to protect their egos. Where they pretend that someone who is too good for them doesn't meet their high standards.

"Sure buddy, I bet J.Lo would be all over you if only you were willing to lower yourself to hooking up with a 50 year old."

See what I mean?

I've never seen a point demonstrated so gracefully here.

[Ifreann]

See what I mean?

I've never seen a point demonstrated so gracefully here.

A friend of mine really doesn't like J Lo. Her music just rubs him the wrong way, can't stand her. He wasn't going to watch the Super Bowl either way, but J Lo being the halftime show might well have put him off if it had been an option. And even he wasn't this performatively negative about her when we joked with him that he'd missed a great show.

[Rojava Free State]

Oh, and ageism. I hadn’t seen that cute part of his statement.

I mean, it is that. But it's mostly this weird thing that guys do to protect their egos. Where they pretend that someone who is too good for them doesn't meet their high standards.

"Sure buddy, I bet J.Lo would be all over you if only you were willing to lower yourself to hooking up with a 50 year old."

Hooking up with J Lo>hooking up with a lot of women our age. Doesn't matter what age she is

[Ethel mermania]

I mean, it is that. But it's mostly this weird thing that guys do to protect their egos. Where they pretend that someone who is too good for them doesn't meet their high standards.

"Sure buddy, I bet J.Lo would be all over you if only you were willing to lower yourself to hooking up with a 50 year old."

Hooking up with J Lo>hooking up with a lot of women our age. Doesn't matter what age she is

It's like no one knows the kind of work outs she does, she would run into the ground and kill half the posters here hooking up.

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The only thing sinful about the Super Bowl halftime show is all these muffy pop and dance singers performing. When are they going to get actual good artists to perform? At this point I'd be alright with Nickelback being in there.

Funnily enough about 15 years ago we were all upset because Janet Jackson's shielded nipple was shown on live television for 0.04 seconds, and now we're upset that covered asses were shown on live television. It's always something with you people isn't it?

That was a ridiculous non-scandal too. I was 12 at the time and watching it, my parents didn't even give a shit, it was just a nipple.

[Rojava Free State]

Let's all just imagine something for a second. Imagine that J Lo and Shakira actually performed naked. Just do it for me, and if you cant, fake it my guy. What's really so bad about it? Everyone is so scared of the human body and yet you see yourself nude everyday if you shower and don't just sit around growing filthier each week. Why is there this fear of the human anatomy?

Now that you've imagined the two pop stars nude, can you really say what actually happened was so bad?

[LimaUniformNovemberAlpha]

To quote a movie:

"What do you mean, you people?"

Everyone involved in the ordeal, I guess.

Regardless of the way in which they were involved?

Your word choice gives away the arbitrarity of your question.

Let's all just imagine something for a second. Imagine that J Lo and Shakira actually performed naked. Just do it for me, and if you cant, fake it my guy. What's really so bad about it?

Being too aroused to think clearly?

[Torisakia]

The only thing sinful about the Super Bowl halftime show is all these muffy pop and dance singers performing. When are they going to get actual good artists to perform? At this point I'd be alright with Nickelback being in there.

Funnily enough about 15 years ago we were all upset because Janet Jackson's shielded nipple was shown on live television for 0.04 seconds, and now we're upset that covered asses were shown on live television. It's always something with you people isn't it?

That was a ridiculous non-scandal too. I was 12 at the time and watching it, my parents didn't even give a shit, it was just a nipple.

Well it was 2004. We weren't quite as progressive back then as we are now.

Everyone involved in the ordeal, I guess.

Regardless of the way in which they were involved?

Your word choice gives away the arbitrarity of your question.

Look I was just trying to be snarky.

[Ifreann]

That was a ridiculous non-scandal too. I was 12 at the time and watching it, my parents didn't even give a shit, it was just a nipple.

Well it was 2004. We weren't quite as progressive back then as we are now.

Whereas today if a nip were to slip there would be probably just as much outrage, but also more people loudly not caring.

[The Two Jerseys]

So Dave Daubenmire legitimately thinks that inadvertently watching some jiggling Latinas on TV is enough to keep you out of Heaven?

I think Michael Schur needs to file a countersuit, because this guy is straight-up plagiarizing the plot of The Good Place...

[Strobemark]

I’m an evangelical Christian, a responsible capitalist, and a proud patriot and Trump supporter, I believe in traditional Western morality and conservatism, I despise everything to do with philosophy in general (and friedrich nietzsche in particular), and yes jennifer lopez is a damned slut

"I'm going to espouse a shitty opinion, but first, here's my other shitty opinions so you can avoid giving me the benefit of the doubt!"

I’ll believe in truth if I so choose, also I didn’t ask for no benefit of the doubt so :shrug:

[Rojava Free State]

So Dave Daubenmire legitimately thinks that inadvertently watching some jiggling Latinas on TV is enough to keep you out of Heaven?

I think Michael Schur needs to file a countersuit, because this guy is straight-up plagiarizing the plot of The Good Place...

How is god gonna be mad at at Dave for being tempted by two Latinas when according to the bible itself, god created Latinos, so this is technically his own fault in a way?

[Rojava Free State]

"I'm going to espouse a shitty opinion, but first, here's my other shitty opinions so you can avoid giving me the benefit of the doubt!"

I’ll believe in truth if I so choose, also I didn’t ask for no benefit of the doubt so :shrug:

Religion isn't truth. You cant prove its real. And don't even get me started on trump. Hes a known pathological liar

Btw, you can't be a devout christian and support trump at the same time. Trump is a serial adulterer and a liar, and he does not care for the poor. Despite having a low opinion of christianity, I think even he is too much of a scumbag for christianity

[Gormwood]

So Dave Daubenmire legitimately thinks that inadvertently watching some jiggling Latinas on TV is enough to keep you out of Heaven?

I think Michael Schur needs to file a countersuit, because this guy is straight-up plagiarizing the plot of The Good Place...

How is god gonna be mad at at Dave for being tempted by two Latinas when according to the bible itself, god created Latinos, so this is technically his own fault in a way?

Evangelical? Trump is his new God and Donald hates Mexican rapists Latinos and Latinas.

[Ethel mermania]

I’ll believe in truth if I so choose, also I didn’t ask for no benefit of the doubt so :shrug:

Religion isn't truth. You cant prove its real. And don't even get me started on trump. Hes a known pathological liar

Are not shakira's hips alone proof of a benevolent and loving god?

[Rojava Free State]

Religion isn't truth. You cant prove its real. And don't even get me started on trump. Hes a known pathological liar

Are not shakira's hips alone proof of a benevolent and loving god?

Shakira's hips dont lie. Trump meanwhile cant tell the truth

[Gormwood]

Are not shakira's hips alone proof of a benevolent and loving god?

Shakira's hips dont lie. Trump meanwhile cant tell the truth

NASTY WOMAN.

[Strobemark]

I’ll believe in truth if I so choose, also I didn’t ask for no benefit of the doubt so :shrug:

Religion isn't truth. You cant prove its real. And don't even get me started on trump. Hes a known pathological liar

Btw, you can't be a devout christian and support trump at the same time. Trump is a serial adulterer and a liar, and he does not care for the poor. Despite having a low opinion of christianity, I think even he is too much of a scumbag for christianity

Lovely, but you see my dear, there’s a difference between the way we perceive truth, you and I. Conservatives like yours truly rely on concrete facts--shocking, I know, how dare we!

You are a free thinker, a man of ideas, the proudly unholy, open-minded Ubermensch; you are the ultimate judge of good and evil, deciding things on a case-by-case basis depending on whatever you like, because that be your job! You believe in truth, not facts. Truth isn’t truth because your feelings said so!!! Amiright?

My boi the Donald is a good, Godfearing man and he always will be. But wait, your feelings probably decide the Donald’s opinions too. Oh, and that’s right, because Donald doesn’t create jobs for the poor as a businessman. Oof, I guess you win

*tickle*

[Cekoviu]

Religion isn't truth. You cant prove its real. And don't even get me started on trump. Hes a known pathological liar

Btw, you can't be a devout christian and support trump at the same time. Trump is a serial adulterer and a liar, and he does not care for the poor. Despite having a low opinion of christianity, I think even he is too much of a scumbag for christianity

Lovely, but you see my dear, there’s a difference between the way we perceive truth, you and I. Conservatives like yours truly rely on concrete facts--shocking, I know, how dare we!

You are a free thinker, a man of ideas, the proudly unholy, open-minded Ubermensch; you are the ultimate judge of good and evil, deciding things on a case-by-case basis depending on whatever you like, because that be your job! You believe in truth, not facts. Truth isn’t truth because your feelings said so!!! Amiright?

My boi the Donald is a good, Godfearing man and he always will be. But wait, your feelings probably decide the Donald’s opinions too. Oh, and that’s right, because Donald doesn’t create jobs for the poor as a businessman. Oof, I guess you win

*tickle*

Holy fuck you're annoying.

[Kowani]

Religion isn't truth. You cant prove its real. And don't even get me started on trump. Hes a known pathological liar

Btw, you can't be a devout christian and support trump at the same time. Trump is a serial adulterer and a liar, and he does not care for the poor. Despite having a low opinion of christianity, I think even he is too much of a scumbag for christianity

Lovely, but you see my dear, there’s a difference between the way we perceive truth, you and I. Conservatives like yours truly rely on concrete facts--shocking, I know, how dare we!

You are a free thinker, a man of ideas, the proudly unholy, open-minded Ubermensch; you are the ultimate judge of good and evil, deciding things on a case-by-case basis depending on whatever you like, because that be your job! You believe in truth, not facts. Truth isn’t truth because your feelings said so!!! Amiright?

My boi the Donald is a good, Godfearing man and he always will be. But wait, your feelings probably decide the Donald’s opinions too. Oh, and that’s right, because Donald doesn’t create jobs for the poor as a businessman. Oof, I guess you win

*tickle*

It’s like reading a discount Ben Shapiro monologue...

[Strobemark]

Lovely, but you see my dear, there’s a difference between the way we perceive truth, you and I. Conservatives like yours truly rely on concrete facts--shocking, I know, how dare we!

You are a free thinker, a man of ideas, the proudly unholy, open-minded Ubermensch; you are the ultimate judge of good and evil, deciding things on a case-by-case basis depending on whatever you like, because that be your job! You believe in truth, not facts. Truth isn’t truth because your feelings said so!!! Amiright?

My boi the Donald is a good, Godfearing man and he always will be. But wait, your feelings probably decide the Donald’s opinions too. Oh, and that’s right, because Donald doesn’t create jobs for the poor as a businessman. Oof, I guess you win

*tickle*

It’s like reading a discount Ben Shapiro monologue...

Lmao, actually it does

[Gormwood]

It’s like reading a discount Ben Shapiro monologue...

Lmao, actually it does

Discount implies Shapiro's gotcha attempts have real value to begin with.