Scantily Clad Women? Not in my NFL

[Bear Stearns]

I thought this said 'Scantily Chad Women' and I was immediately disappointed.

Anyways, NFL deserves to be sued for that. Not because of anything religious, but because the half-time show was a joke. One of the girls just rolled on the beach for a few minutes then called it a costume. smh

The NFL should not exist.

[Tech terra]

That's alot of zeros......but then that's how much I'm worth without the first 3 digits..*cries*

[Ifreann]

Imagine getting so horny that you call a lawyer.

I mean, if your sexual partner is a lawyer....

"Come sue my pants off, baby"
"I keep telling you, I'm not that kind of lawyer"

[Gormwood]

Lost big on the Super Bowl bet did you?

No, I don't watch professional football. But I think the NFL is a shitty organization run by shitty people and professional football is really a form of economic grifting. It would please me greatly to see them go bankrupt and to have all those useless sports analysts get real jobs.

Oh right, daytrading is s real job.

[Cekoviu]

I mean, if your sexual partner is a lawyer....

"Come sue my pants off, baby"
"I keep telling you, I'm not that kind of lawyer"

Still a better love story than my life

[Bear Stearns]

No, I don't watch professional football. But I think the NFL is a shitty organization run by shitty people and professional football is really a form of economic grifting. It would please me greatly to see them go bankrupt and to have all those useless sports analysts get real jobs.

Oh right, daytrading is s real job.

I don't day trade either. Try again.

[Strobemark]

I’m an evangelical Christian, a responsible capitalist, and a proud patriot and Trump supporter, I believe in traditional Western morality and conservatism, I despise everything to do with philosophy in general (and friedrich nietzsche in particular), and yes jennifer lopez is a damned slut

[Jerzylvania]

Another frivolous lawsuit by some nut. Ho-hum.

[Albrenia]

Heheehehehe.

Thanks random lawsuit guy for the laugh. It's nice to know the dollar figure on an eternal soul though.

[Cekoviu]

I’m an evangelical Christian, a responsible capitalist, and a proud patriot and Trump supporter, I believe in traditional Western morality and conservatism, I despise everything to do with philosophy in general (and friedrich nietzsche in particular), and yes jennifer lopez is a damned slut

"I'm going to espouse a shitty opinion, but first, here's my other shitty opinions so you can avoid giving me the benefit of the doubt!"

[United Dependencies]

12(b)(6)

Throw complaint in the trash. Next.

[Neutraligon]

There is this amazing thing called a remote, use it.

[Necroghastia]

I’m an evangelical Christian, a responsible capitalist, and a proud patriot and Trump supporter, I believe in traditional Western morality and conservatism, I despise everything to do with philosophy in general (and friedrich nietzsche in particular), and yes jennifer lopez is a damned slut

If you believe in an ideology, you obviously don't despise everything to do with philosophy.

[Ethel mermania]

There is this amazing thing called a remote, use it.

Too late, how can anyone resist shakira's hips?

[Albrenia]

This is sort of like someone took the 'Hellfire' song from the Notre Dame Disney cartoon and made it into a lawsuit.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

$867 trillion? What’s he trying to do? Sue the planet?

Oh right, daytrading is s real job.

I don't day trade either. Try again.

Since you rep Bear Stearns in your name, avatar and sig then what you do likely has something to do with banking, which is an industry full of organizations just as shitty and run by just as shitty people as the NFL, so the irony in your statement is pretty delicious.

[Ifreann]

There is this amazing thing called a remote, use it.

Too late, how can anyone resist shakira's hips?

Their honesty is legendary.

[Ostroeuropa]

$867 trillion? What’s he trying to do? Sue the planet?

I don't day trade either. Try again.

Since you rep Bear Stearns in your name, avatar and sig then what you do likely has something to do with banking, which is an industry full of organizations just as shitty and run by just as shitty people as the NFL, so the irony in your statement is pretty delicious.

I'm fascinated by the number, because the only rationale I can think of for a number so absurdly high being genuine is this dude thinks he's going to hell now because boners.

And at that point, isn't he basically just saying "If you give me 867 trillion dollars, i'm okay with going to hell and we'll call it quits"? Like; if you genuinely thought you were going to hell for this shit, then 867 trillion dollars is actually kind of lowballing it.

If he genuinely thought it, then throwing up his arms and saying "Thanks a lot humanity, i'm fucked now. You all better be my slaves for the rest of my life to even start to make up for this" would be a perfectly reasonable response, and if it were true, we'd kinda owe it to him. Like, yeah sorry dude, our bad. Sorry you're going to get tortured for eternity because we couldn't keep tits off the television.

Either that, or he could sue god instead. Double down. "You put me down here with boobs and told me not to get aroused or you would torture me. I am psychologically traumatized as a result. I demand half of heaven in compensation."

[Salus Maior]

Well, it's your money to waste.

[Hirota]

Turns out this shameful display must have given Dave some naughty, naughty thoughts. So he claims to plan on suing the NFL for damages done to his chances of Heavenly acceptance.

To the tune of $867 trillion dollars.

That must have been one heck of a halftime wank.

[Ethel mermania]

Too late, how can anyone resist shakira's hips?

Their honesty is legendary.

They dont lie. -- it is known

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Some people are so ridiculous.

And hypocritical too. When the Maroon 5 bloke took off his shirt with skinny jeans that were low cut, no one bitched. No one cried “but muh morals!” when he did it.

[Albrenia]

Some people are so ridiculous.

And hypocritical too. When the Maroon 5 bloke took off his shirt with skinny jeans that were low cut, no one bitched. No one cried “but muh morals!” when he did it.

Probably because that would require admitting an attraction to said bloke.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Some people are so ridiculous.

And hypocritical too. When the Maroon 5 bloke took off his shirt with skinny jeans that were low cut, no one bitched. No one cried “but muh morals!” when he did it.

Probably because that would require admitting an attraction to said bloke.

Perhaps, but it’s more than that.

[Liriena]

So you're telling me that my sinful horniness is worth hundreds of trillions of American dollars per boner?

Nice. Time to download Grindr again.