2020 US General Election Thread IV: The Battle Begins

[South Odreria 2]

Sanders has "a strong feeling" that the results will be released "at some point."

[Cannot think of a name]

The poll workers are saying go to bed. You ain't learnin' shit tonight.

[South Odreria 2]

First the final poll was cancelled, now the vote is cancelled.

[Kowani]

Okay, this may be a fan-ad for Bernie, but holy fucking shit this is amazing.

[Outer Sparta]

These results are honestly shocking but not totally unexpected.

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Haha I fell for it yet again!

[Major-Tom]

Early final results are coming in, here's a tabulation;

So far, it seems more legitimate than expected.

[Tarsonis]

Not a good look for the dems

[Outer Sparta]

Early final results are coming in, here's a tabulation;

(Image)

So far, it seems more legitimate than expected.

No kidding. Even that election was conducted in a better manner despite the coup attempt afterward.

[South Odreria 2]

As you won't be getting any results anytime soon, might as well watch this high quality video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peExzeeffJk

[Nobel Hobos 2]

This is why we Australians have election night parties.
By the time results start to come through you don't WANT results any more … you just want another drink.
Losing hurts and you can use some anaesthesia.

Okay, this may be a fan-ad for Bernie, but holy fucking shit this is amazing.

Yeah that's a good speech.

[Nobel Hobos 2]

Early final results are coming in, here's a tabulation;

(Image)

So far, it seems more legitimate than expected.

That's it. I'm not looking in any spoilers anytime soon.

[Outer Sparta]

This is why we Australians have election night parties.
By the time results start to come through you don't WANT results any more … you just want another drink.
Losing hurts and you can use some anaesthesia.

Okay, this may be a fan-ad for Bernie, but holy fucking shit this is amazing.

Yeah that's a good speech.

Can we just drink our way out of election results? Just have a party and all that good stuff?

[Tarsonis]

This is why we Australians have election night parties.
By the time results start to come through you don't WANT results any more … you just want another drink.
Losing hurts and you can use some anaesthesia.

Okay, this may be a fan-ad for Bernie, but holy fucking shit this is amazing.

Yeah that's a good speech.

I watched the 2016 election at Yale's Private Graduate Student Club. It was a fascinating thing to witness watching the mood shift.

[Major-Tom]

This is why we Australians have election night parties.
By the time results start to come through you don't WANT results any more … you just want another drink.
Losing hurts and you can use some anaesthesia.


Yeah that's a good speech.

Can we just drink our way out of election results? Just have a party and all that good stuff?

I mean, you can do that right now. It’s not a bad move.

[Pasong Tirad]

These results are honestly shocking but not totally unexpected.

(Image)

Goddamnit Helo.

[Outer Sparta]

This is why we Australians have election night parties.
By the time results start to come through you don't WANT results any more … you just want another drink.
Losing hurts and you can use some anaesthesia.


Yeah that's a good speech.

I watched the 2016 election at Yale's Private Graduate Student Club. It was a fascinating thing to witness watching the mood shift.

Who did you support last election?

[Nobel Hobos 2]

This is why we Australians have election night parties.
By the time results start to come through you don't WANT results any more … you just want another drink.
Losing hurts and you can use some anaesthesia.


Yeah that's a good speech.

I watched the 2016 election at Yale's Private Graduate Student Club. It was a fascinating thing to witness watching the mood shift.

There's something to be said for going to a party which leans the other way from you. Win or lose you have a good time.

[Tarsonis]

I watched the 2016 election at Yale's Private Graduate Student Club. It was a fascinating thing to witness watching the mood shift.

Who did you support last election?

Kaiser Soze

[Cisairse]

please sign my petition to abolish iowa

[Soleos]

Have y'all tried turning Iowa on and off again?

[Cisairse]

Have y'all tried turning Iowa on and off again?

I'm pretty sure that's what's happening right now actually

[Heloin]

These results are honestly shocking but not totally unexpected.

(Image)

Goddamnit Helo.

Forward, backward, inward, outward
Come and join the chase!
Nothing could be drier
Than a jolly caucus-race.
Backward, forward, outward, inward
Bottom to the top,
Never a beginning
There can never be a stop

[Nobel Hobos 2]

Have y'all tried turning Iowa on and off again?

Best joke, thankyou.

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Headline: Florida Man In Charge of Reporting Iowa Results

[Kowani]

Headline: Florida Man In Charge of Reporting Iowa Results

What is this, the Onion?